#1 2008-09-26 19:05:36
I can't resist, the girlfriend and I will be watching the debate live with a big pitcher of Leg Seperators. I need some good rules for the game:
Obama calls himself an Agent of Change (1 sip)
McCain rolls his eyes when he does (1 drink)
McCain calls himself a Maverick (1 sip)
Obama rolls his eyes when he does (1 drink)
Obama mentions Bush (1 sip)
McCain mentions Bush (1 drink)
Either:
Bailout - 1 sip
Alaska sharing a border with Russia - 1 drink
Terrorist - 1 sip
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#2 2008-09-26 19:41:54
Either:
"Let me be perfectly clear..." (1 drink)
"What my esteemed colleague means..." (1 drink)
"I have been all over/around this country and..." (1 drink)
"Hi Bob" (full bottle)
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#3 2008-09-26 19:42:47
McCain uses the word "faith" - sip
Obama identifies McCain with Bush Admin - sip
McCain references his experience as a POW - sip
McCain ties POW experience to his religious faith - drink
Obama cites an actual fact or number - drink
McCain cites an actual fact or number - chug
Obama references race - sip
McCain references race - fucking chin
Obama talks about his mother - sip
Obama talks about his father - chin, my man, because the wheels just came off
Obama asks McCain point-blank about falsehoods in campaign ads - tear off all your clothes and run whooping out in the street. You probably won't be alone
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#4 2008-09-26 19:43:36
I forgot to ask: Please post the recipe for "Leg Separators" prior to 8:00 pm CST. Thank you very much.
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#5 2008-09-26 20:01:56
~1 cup Kahlua
~ 1/2 cup Bailey's
~ 1/2 cup Creme de Cocoa
~ 1 pint Vanilla Ice Cream
2 ice cubes
1 teaspon Vanilla Extract
1 egg
Chocolate Syrup till it makes you cum
Last edited by orangeplus (2008-09-26 20:02:35)
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#6 2008-09-26 20:11:33
orangeplus wrote:
~1 cup Kahlua
~ 1/2 cup Bailey's
~ 1/2 cup Creme de Cocoa
~ 1 pint Vanilla Ice Cream
2 ice cubes
1 teaspon Vanilla Extract
1 egg
Chocolate Syrup till it makes you cum
What I like about this recipie is that no type of glass is mentioned...
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#7 2008-09-26 20:17:28
the result is a chocolate milkshake that will wreck you. The contents should be blended until good froth develops.
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#8 2008-09-26 20:58:29
I can see why it has that name--it's the kind of drink you ply a teenage girl with; she drinks the sweet syrupy crap and never realizes she's getting shitfaced until it's too late.
But it looks like an expensive vomit recipe to me.
I'm going to go try to concentrate on the debate. Generally I sit down with the best of civic-minded intentions and am hopelessly bored about fifteen minutes in.
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#9 2008-09-26 22:00:48
I actually made it for nearly an hour, probably because there were snacks.
I'm disappointed in both of them. They're mostly just squabbling--both too timid to make any serious attacks on each other's positions. I expect Obama doesn't want to be accused of picking on a frail old man, and McCain doesn't want to be labeled racist. Both of 'em are coming off like pussies.
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#10 2008-09-26 22:02:07
orangeplus wrote:
~1 cup Kahlua
~ 1/2 cup Bailey's
~ 1/2 cup Creme de Cocoa
~ 1 pint Vanilla Ice Cream
2 ice cubes
1 teaspon Vanilla Extract
1 egg
Chocolate Syrup till it makes you cum
1 skirt (to be worn)
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#11 2008-09-27 02:03:36
orangeplus wrote:
The contents should be blended until good froth develops.
Which is funny cause that's exactly what I would love to do to feisty.
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#12 2008-09-27 09:48:08
George Orr wrote:
I actually made it for nearly an hour, probably because there were snacks.
I'm disappointed in both of them. They're mostly just squabbling--both too timid to make any serious attacks on each other's positions. I expect Obama doesn't want to be accused of picking on a frail old man, and McCain doesn't want to be labeled racist. Both of 'em are coming off like pussies.
I have to agree with you. I listened to the pundits spin it, but the bottom line is they both failed. I don't think either of them persuaded a single "undecided" voter. McCain just looked old and angry, and Obama looked intellectual but disconnected. Neither of them have the charm and charisma of Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, or even Bob Dole!
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#13 2008-09-27 10:32:49
The consensus among the people I watched it with was that it was a tie; I thought both did pretty good. I was actually kind of reassured that, should my guy lose, the other guy seems fairly competent and well-intentioned.
On a side note, when I was going to my car to leave. I was parked just across the street, in public street parking; somebody left a note on my car (and on all my friends' cars) to the effect of "Fuck you, fucking cunt, don't ever fucking park in front of my house again."
So, I go to the house in question and start pounding on the door. The argument boiled down to this: Girl and Boyfriend honestly believed that "considerate" people should know to leave one spot on the street in front of their house. They were at the end of their rope because twice in the last month, they've come home at midnight on a Friday and had to walk a whole block just to get back to their house. The whole thing was one of those bizarre exchanges where you walk away shaking your head, reassuring yourself that what just happened did, in fact, just happen.
Had to vent.
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#14 2008-09-27 12:13:41
ah297900 wrote:
They were at the end of their rope because twice in the last month, they've come home at midnight on a Friday and had to walk a whole block just to get back to their house. The whole thing was one of those bizarre exchanges where you walk away shaking your head, reassuring yourself that what just happened did, in fact, just happen.
Apparently part of the "housing crisis" is the problem of homes that don't have a drive-way, garage or car port.
I've gotten pissy with neighbors over parking before but only when they either blocked my drive-way or parked IN my drive-way. Yeah, I'm a cranky SOB.
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#15 2008-09-27 12:19:44
Zookeeper wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
They were at the end of their rope because twice in the last month, they've come home at midnight on a Friday and had to walk a whole block just to get back to their house. The whole thing was one of those bizarre exchanges where you walk away shaking your head, reassuring yourself that what just happened did, in fact, just happen.
Apparently part of the "housing crisis" is the problem of homes that don't have a drive-way, garage or car port.
I've gotten pissy with neighbors over parking before but only when they either blocked my drive-way or parked IN my drive-way. Yeah, I'm a cranky SOB.
Yeah, but I'm talking about public street parking that happened to be in front of their house. It's never even occurred to me to lay claim to those spots as mine. And the "fucking cunt" note? That shit will just get you stabbed most places.
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#16 2008-09-27 12:48:32
Zookeeper wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
They were at the end of their rope because twice in the last month, they've come home at midnight on a Friday and had to walk a whole block just to get back to their house. The whole thing was one of those bizarre exchanges where you walk away shaking your head, reassuring yourself that what just happened did, in fact, just happen.
Apparently part of the "housing crisis" is the problem of homes that don't have a drive-way, garage or car port.
I've gotten pissy with neighbors over parking before but only when they either blocked my drive-way or parked IN my drive-way. Yeah, I'm a cranky SOB.
I don't complain... I just have the bastards towed. It is amazing how few people park across my driveway now days!
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#17 2008-09-27 20:25:49
Zookeeper wrote:
Apparently part of the "housing crisis" is the problem of homes that don't have a drive-way, garage or car port.
I've gotten pissy with neighbors over parking before but only when they either blocked my drive-way or parked IN my drive-way. Yeah, I'm a cranky SOB.
You just need a chain. If their truck is bigger you move it one piece at a time. If it's smaller you drag it into the middle of the street intact.
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