#2 2008-09-27 05:27:07

Such a small mark, and yet apostrophe corruption whittles away at the crumbling architrave (oops - sorry pENIx) of western civilization - the vibrant and plastic use of language. The great failing of all humanity is its general inability and unwillingness to educate itself beyond the level of a fool - compounded by the abolition of slavery. Idiots deserve to serve. I don't care what race my slave is, but I want her vocal chords and ovaries removed, and a transducer inserted into the pain center of her brain. I know that has little to do with apostrophes, but it's late and I'm working on a long dull article and there's nobody here to lick my balls while I type, which seems a  tad unfair - after all, I'm doing my part for the economy, why should some lazy ignorant bitch live it up on welfare while I sit her working my eyes down to the jelly? It should be within my rights to bag one woman every 5 years, for an indenture of 5 years, during which time she will serve me in any way I see fit, and will be provided, as mandated by law, with two hours of personal time a day, dependent on her ability during that time to study for and pass a series of "Intelligent Citizenship" exams. I know this sounds like an adolescent sex fantasy, and it is true that I'd turn her into my own personal sex-pretzel, but my point, I believe, is productive from a sociological point-of-view, in that it would alleviate the anti-social itchings of the testosterone-heavy male, while helping to fight the entrenched ignorance of our age.

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#3 2008-09-27 05:49:55

Adolescent?

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/f9e51475.jpg

No certainly not.

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#4 2008-09-27 06:29:51

Hahahahahaha...everybody's "pegging" my literary taste tonight. I used to read those many years ago, and I still have a few on the shelf, just to amuse. Still...there would be worse things than a naked slave girl and a tarn....

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#5 2008-09-27 06:53:05

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Hahahahahaha...everybody's "pegging" my literary taste tonight. I used to read those many years ago, and I still have a few on the shelf, just to amuse. Still...there would be worse things than a naked slave girl and a tarn....

Robert Howard is usually good for a few slave-whipping scenes.

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#6 2008-09-27 09:49:14

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Hahahahahaha...everybody's "pegging" my literary taste tonight. I used to read those many years ago, and I still have a few on the shelf, just to amuse. Still...there would be worse things than a naked slave girl and a tarn....

Robert Howard is usually good for a few slave-whipping scenes.

You guys are SERIOUS nerds.

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#7 2008-09-27 13:22:10

headkicker_girl wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Hahahahahaha...everybody's "pegging" my literary taste tonight. I used to read those many years ago, and I still have a few on the shelf, just to amuse. Still...there would be worse things than a naked slave girl and a tarn....

Robert Howard is usually good for a few slave-whipping scenes.

You guys are SERIOUS nerds.

Know your place:  drop-n-suck.

For the fellas:  Edgar Rice Burroughs is also good mindless entertainment, but for my money, the best pulp-writing would be either Fritz Leiber or Michael Moorcock.

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#8 2008-09-27 16:06:26

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:


Robert Howard is usually good for a few slave-whipping scenes.

You guys are SERIOUS nerds.

Know your place:  drop-n-suck.

For the fellas:  Edgar Rice Burroughs is also good mindless entertainment, but for my money, the best pulp-writing would be either Fritz Leiber or Michael Moorcock.

I've heard of Moorcock, but not Leiber.  I'll check them both out.

QX, Kinnison!

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#9 2008-09-27 17:57:55

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:


Robert Howard is usually good for a few slave-whipping scenes.

You guys are SERIOUS nerds.

Know your place:  drop-n-suck.

For the fellas:  Edgar Rice Burroughs is also good mindless entertainment, but for my money, the best pulp-writing would be either Fritz Leiber or Michael Moorcock.

Leiber's fun - I used to enjoy Fafhrd and Gray Mouser.

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#10 2008-09-27 22:21:10

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

(oops - sorry pENIx)

You needn't write that ever again. It's just presumed.

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