#1 2008-10-02 20:46:52

https://www.motherjones.com/secure/imag … o_card.pdf

Could be an asshat.  I don't give a fuck.  I'm already drunk.  I just listened to my Senator's debate... and his opponent called me a fucking intern.  I'm pissy, so I didn't feel like using the search function.  But woohoo... let's get wasted!  Wher's the leg spreaders?

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#2 2008-10-02 21:07:49

Sarah Palin sounds Canadian. Seriously, listen to her she does. I think she's a Manchurian Torontan Candidate.

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#3 2008-10-02 21:12:58

crap, this is an arguement between a sedated used car salesman and my annoying 4th grade teacher on diet pills.

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#4 2008-10-02 21:19:50

Has she taken a head injury? Seriously, that weird unfocused look on her face, weird jumbling of different phrases together almost randomly.

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#5 2008-10-02 21:20:46

Joe Biden makes me want to buy guns and better locks.

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#6 2008-10-02 21:22:22

I think the bags under his eyes are a heretofore unidentified species of skate, or maybe even a mudskipper fish.

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#7 2008-10-02 21:23:39

I think she's going to try to tickle him.

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#8 2008-10-02 21:24:36

I wonder what she does to exercise her neck muscles. She keeps flexing them hypnotically.

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#9 2008-10-02 21:25:39

I think the hypnotic neck flex effect is part of the insidious plan to enslave the people of the US by the Crown government of Canuckistan. I have the fear.

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#10 2008-10-02 21:27:25

Biden is using an arcane "hand jive" spell to shield himself from the neck of despondancy. You can hear his mumble, "magic missle, magic missle" under his breath.

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#11 2008-10-02 21:27:39

It's a toxic mess

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#12 2008-10-02 21:29:22

Looking at Biden, I begin to believe the theories of the eminent sports broadcaster and exosociologist, David Icke.

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#13 2008-10-02 21:30:39

She can sense the neck muscles are not having the effect they should, it's making her nervous, and Biden's magic missle has caused her to be unable to open her mouth all the way, hisssssss, sssssss, ssssss.

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#14 2008-10-02 21:31:08

Sarah Palin, arctic climate expert.

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#15 2008-10-02 21:31:48

Her chin is deadly, and can be detached to fling like a boomerang in case the neck muscles and death eyes fail her.

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#16 2008-10-02 21:32:26

She takes it up the butt, you know she does.

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#17 2008-10-02 21:32:52

Likely not the first Vice Presidential candidate for whom that could be said of.

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#18 2008-10-02 21:33:13

He's melting.....mellllllttttiiiiiinnnggg!!!!

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#19 2008-10-02 21:33:41

It's dirty, so dirty.

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#20 2008-10-02 21:34:36

He's actually bald, he's wearing what's left of Thomas Jefferson's scalp on his head. He had it dug up and it's the source of his powers.

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#21 2008-10-02 21:35:25

"You said no to everything", sounds just like my exgirlfriend

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#22 2008-10-02 21:35:39

SHE SAID NUCULAR, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#23 2008-10-02 21:35:55

must get clean

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#24 2008-10-02 21:36:07

dirty, so dirty, uh, no clean

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#25 2008-10-02 21:37:15

fuck, lost video

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#26 2008-10-02 21:39:10

Yay Fag Marriage!

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#27 2008-10-02 21:39:52

Biden is against gay marriage, I'm surprised, actually.

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#28 2008-10-02 21:40:06

I thought she said "My Rack"

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#29 2008-10-02 21:40:33

Dude, her flag pin is totally Texas

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#30 2008-10-02 21:41:15

The neck muscles fail her, she hath become a bobblehead

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#31 2008-10-02 21:41:50

Odd Man, out, how about the odd woman, busta?

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#32 2008-10-02 21:42:17

He holds the pen with a Bob Dole savoirfare

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#33 2008-10-02 21:42:44

He imagines grabbing her jugglies

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#34 2008-10-02 21:43:10

White flag of surrender, you frenchman

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#35 2008-10-02 21:43:31

Talibami, that's a town in Florida, right?

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#36 2008-10-02 21:44:04

Bobble bobble (tagging his ass though)

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#37 2008-10-02 21:44:16

so Canadian

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#38 2008-10-02 21:44:49

Mraps, those are MMs as a breakfast sandwich, yum

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#39 2008-10-02 21:45:53

interesting note: the nerve endings of Thomas Jefferson have had time to burrow into Biden's head and give him an uncontrollable urge to mount negras

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#40 2008-10-02 21:46:14

Karate Chop!

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#41 2008-10-02 21:47:38

His jowls hide electrical cables that give him a jolt every time he must say "and Barrack Obama"

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#42 2008-10-02 21:47:51

NUCULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#43 2008-10-02 21:48:05

hrmmmm, "A Stinking Corpse??"

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#44 2008-10-02 21:48:14

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#45 2008-10-02 21:49:01

The Castro Brothers are filmakers who skew genres and incorporate quircky dialog in Mexican Soap Operas

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#46 2008-10-02 21:49:20

see, I know Kissenger, uh huh, met Bono too

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#47 2008-10-02 21:49:59

back ya up thar

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#48 2008-10-02 21:50:06

zzzzzt

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#49 2008-10-02 21:50:23

he pronounces the dude's name really well

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#50 2008-10-02 21:51:11

he totally lugs like he's tugging it, he he

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