#51 2008-10-02 21:51:28

SSSpaaaainnnnn

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#52 2008-10-02 21:52:02

The great lingering question - what the fuck is up with that jacket. It looks like it's moving.

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#53 2008-10-02 21:53:06

Why does she keep droppin' her g's?  Did somebody tell her that would make her sound like a populist?

And oh God the catchwords are comin' so thick and fast...I'm glad I'm not partipatin' in a drinkin' game.

If you watch CNN, they have this moving graph at the bottom of the screen; they did the same thing with Obama/McCain.  This one's divided between men and women.  Funny thing, both lines descend whenever Governor Peggy Hill starts runnin' her mouth.  Going by that graph, the women of Ohio hate her almost as much as I do.

You know, if McCain thought he had to have a running mate with a cooter, there are several qualified Republicans who would have fit the bill.  Elizabeth Dole.  Kaye Bailey Hutchison.  Et al.  I mean, I despise them; but they're women with genuine political chops.  Why'd he pick this numb cunt?  Why?

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#54 2008-10-02 21:53:12

"I just got circumsized, srsly"

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#55 2008-10-02 21:53:54

when we kicked it with france, hezbollah was a party, a legitimate party

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#56 2008-10-02 21:54:24

he is mentally strangling an imaginary 6 year old to his right

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#57 2008-10-02 21:55:01

Do you like my shoes? lets not play the blame game

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#58 2008-10-02 21:55:34

Wait, what's she talking about now? What happened? Maverick English.

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#59 2008-10-02 21:55:55

Past is prolong, Gwen, so's my cock

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#60 2008-10-02 21:56:35

She's got twinkies hidden under that desk

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#61 2008-10-02 21:56:53

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#62 2008-10-02 21:57:16

King Jum Ul

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#63 2008-10-02 21:58:00

we're irriating lesbians?

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#64 2008-10-02 21:58:40

Put that into your bottle and surge it

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#65 2008-10-02 21:59:03

He's reaching through the camera, FOR YOUR SOUL!!!!!

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#66 2008-10-02 21:59:49

motherfucker can't pronounce nuclear well either

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#67 2008-10-02 22:00:09

Holy shit, I've gone two pages, who will stop this maddness?

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#68 2008-10-02 22:00:26

So just forget what I just said

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#69 2008-10-02 22:01:09

George McClellan is commanding our forces in Afghanistan? no wonder we're doing so shitty.

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#70 2008-10-02 22:02:26

His forehead veins are popping out, the demon is rising to the surface.

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#71 2008-10-02 22:03:38

"You've got a sexy bottom, and I want to fist you gwen"

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#72 2008-10-02 22:03:57

Cravin that straight cock

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#73 2008-10-02 22:04:33

did I say, cutting out money for our troops, no, he cut off funding for our troops, yeah

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#74 2008-10-02 22:04:48

SHe is sliding to the right of the screen

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#75 2008-10-02 22:05:25

She does a great impression of John McCain's left facial paralysis

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#76 2008-10-02 22:05:35

smell my finger

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#77 2008-10-02 22:06:22

I had to turn it off.  Jesus I hate that cunt and her cunting voice.  The voice of a nursery school teacher giving a good-natured scolding.  God I could kill her with my bare hands.

Fuck my head aches.

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#78 2008-10-02 22:06:36

He;s twisting his cock, hard, with that left hand in his pocket, helps him sell the line

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#79 2008-10-02 22:06:46

damn lost video

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#80 2008-10-02 22:08:34

hey Osama, pull my finger

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#81 2008-10-02 22:09:12

the botox has killed his forehead

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#82 2008-10-02 22:09:33

we're mavericky, anwar there

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#83 2008-10-02 22:10:08

CANADIAN!

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#84 2008-10-02 22:10:29

move, bush, get out the wayyyy

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#85 2008-10-02 22:11:09

really, it's unsatisfying typing my mocks, her voice leaves so much more that could be mocked

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#86 2008-10-02 22:12:03

Blegh!, what the fuck, is she a hick vocal sampler, there ya go joe!

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#87 2008-10-02 22:12:44

A Shout Out! to school children even, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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#88 2008-10-02 22:13:22

my kidz is public schools just now, and I knows the importance of good education

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#89 2008-10-02 22:14:11

I am John Adams, resurrected as a woman

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#90 2008-10-02 22:14:46

John McCain tapped her, and she can't wait to go to work with him

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#91 2008-10-02 22:15:10

Here I am, Barack me like a hurricane

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#92 2008-10-02 22:15:35

He's top, I'm bottom

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#93 2008-10-02 22:16:41

John Adams, I am, yeah! and I am flexible!

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#94 2008-10-02 22:17:06

to be attributed to, in this way, on an executive level

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#95 2008-10-02 22:17:32

I would strangle Dick Cheney with my own entrails

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#96 2008-10-02 22:17:56

the constitution is explicit and should be removed from public libraries

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#97 2008-10-02 22:18:46

I hate when they ask this question at job interviews "my greatest weakness is that I'm too much of a perfectionist"

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#98 2008-10-02 22:18:56

my kids are all fucked up

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#99 2008-10-02 22:19:17

love those little winks she gives

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#100 2008-10-02 22:19:42

shining city on the hill? Reagan? how about Demosthenes

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