and Gwen, call me Tom, it turns me on

nice little cry

She's a canadian owl

she's a crab person

Up there in my vocal cords

I do it both ways

so she's going to appoint members of her family? THe Canadian coup begins.

Uggh! She's a fucking caricature church lady

The following is from a debate thread on another site*, and I just needed to share:

"John McCain has been there. He knows how to win the wars. He's seen it."

This may be in bad taste...but it's what I do. Last time I checked...John McCain didn't know how to win. Last time I checked...he got his ASS kicked in Vietnam. They kinda made him their bitch. Oh...yeah...and THAT WAR he was in that made him know how to 'Win'...Sarah...honey. We took an "L" on that one. I think I read that in one of those things with all the paper it it. With all the words. And it told tales of things that happened before. Shit what was it called... I think it was my son's hockey schedule. Darn tootin...that was it.

*That's right; I participate in forum discussions at other sites.  What you gonna do about it?  You don't own me.

So, this is the end, it's a fight between a Reptilian against a Canadian Mole

George Orr wrote:

The following is from a debate thread on another site*, and I just needed to share:

"John McCain has been there. He knows how to win the wars. He's seen it."

This may be in bad taste...but it's what I do. Last time I checked...John McCain didn't know how to win. Last time I checked...he got his ASS kicked in Vietnam. They kinda made him their bitch. Oh...yeah...and THAT WAR he was in that made him know how to 'Win'...Sarah...honey. We took an "L" on that one. I think I read that in one of those things with all the paper it it. With all the words. And it told tales of things that happened before. Shit what was it called... I think it was my son's hockey schedule. Darn tootin...that was it.

*That's right; I participate in forum discussions at other sites.  What you gonna do about it?  You don't own me.

Your participation in other forums is the white flag of surrender

She is a spy, and has been trained to imitate the freedom loving peoples of Uhmerica.

Dmtdust wrote:

George Orr wrote:

*That's right; I participate in forum discussions at other sites.  What you gonna do about it?  You don't own me.

Reading that was like coming home, and finding the girlfriend pulling a train with deviant in San Francisco lined up out the front door....

Sigh...

Oh, nonsense.  Like you guys expect me to believe you don't wander from time to time...

If John McCain is "Maverick", does that make Palin "Goose"?

Brilliant political commentary.

Much better than anything the mainstream media could pull out of their ass.

Dmtdust wrote:

Thank you Sophie!

She was talking to me, numnutz.

Well, hell, I just watched the debate as recorded on CNN. I have to say Sarah's delivery has improved over the years; she's far more confident now, although the stridency hasn't changed at all. The wink is something she developed after I was covering her - I don't remember that, either. It was interesting, too, how she moderated her stand on equal treatment for gay couples.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

Sarah Palin sounds Canadian. Seriously, listen to her she does. I think she's a Manchurian Torontan Candidate.

She does sound Canadian/Minnesotan.  It makes me want to clap my hands against my ears hard enough to rupture my eardrums.

Yes, half the time my mind adds "and such as" to the end of her sentences, and half of the time it's "dontcha know".

orangeplus wrote:

Here I am, Barack me like a hurricane

This.  This right here.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last edited by orangeplus (2008-10-03 11:58:42)

orangeplus wrote:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nucular.

Yeah, but Biden eats babies. Jew babies.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Palin and Biden...I don't remember them...would someone remind me what they've been in?

You probably remember them from a popular Hummel figurine of two old gentlemen sitting in a boat, one pouring water overboard with a bucket while the other lies back with a corn-cob pipe in his mouth.

Found this... nice comparisons, but certainly biased of course....

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.!!

But it just sings with lefty righteous indignation. Can't you just smell the patchouli?