#1 2008-10-03 15:45:30
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#2 2008-10-03 15:58:15
Dusty, that's so fucking stupid. Everyone knows God hates Florida.
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#3 2008-10-03 17:28:00
Actually, God hates Christian Fundamentalists. Florida and the rest of the South are full of them; this is why he smites the South with hurricanes. He smites the Midwest with tornadoes to punish the fundamentalists in that region. I think Florida has come in for a bit of extra punishment because of the 2000 election.
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#4 2008-10-03 17:44:45
Yeah, Florida has about the lowest percentage of atheists in the country, except maybe for Tennessee.
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#5 2008-10-03 21:36:26
In Californicatia you can shout things like Goooooooooooood Dammmmmmmmit! and Fuck Me Jesus! And nobody even asks Gawd to forgive you.
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#6 2008-10-03 21:49:20
I've got a serious bone to pick with crap like, "Thou shall not steal."
Once upon a time, I stole at every opportunity simply for the joy of irritating my younger brother. And I'd do it again in a heartbeat because the good lord would never forgive me if I didn't.
And, "Thou shall not covet they neighbor's wife?" For fuck's sake, that's the happiest part of my day.
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#7 2008-10-03 22:16:15
Hey! let's ask Jesus!
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#8 2008-10-03 22:29:21
orangeplus wrote:
Hey! let's ask Jesus!
He doesn’t speak to me, I’m not a member of the Christoban.
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#9 2008-10-05 00:18:15
orangeplus wrote:
Hey! let's ask Jesus!
Thou shalt not take My name in vain.
Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-10-05 00:18:39)
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