#1 2008-10-07 20:36:57

It's on in twenty minutes, people!  Let's get going.

My Debate Drinking Game is as follows:  If Obama brings up the Keating Five, I am going to get shithouse stinking drunk.

Keep your fingers crossed!

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#2 2008-10-07 20:39:33

George Orr wrote:

It's on in twenty minutes, people!  Let's get going.

My Debate Drinking Game is as follows:  If Obama brings up the Keating Five, I am going to get shithouse stinking drunk.

Keep your fingers crossed!

I'm already there

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#3 2008-10-07 20:39:37

I want to see both of them get up and openly admit to the United States that neither of them are fit for leadership and that it's all been a joke...  Then I want to see the real candidates step forward.....

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#4 2008-10-07 20:44:15

Dirckman wrote:

I want to see both of them get up and openly admit to the United States that neither of them are fit for leadership and that it's all been a joke...  Then I want to see the real candidates step forward.....

The entire Obama campaign since he ran for Illinois senate is a long excercise in Guerilla Marketing. At either his concession speach, or the inaugural he'll reveal that Axe Body Spray is responsible for his career and all the movie star bitches he's fucking.

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#5 2008-10-07 20:56:30

Axe Body Spray actually paid me to post that

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#6 2008-10-07 21:01:10

How come all the debates so far are in the South?

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#7 2008-10-07 21:02:30

They're looking for the Wellspring of Stupidity, and it seemed the logical place to start.

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#8 2008-10-07 21:03:05

Tom Brokaw is sitting on a fucking machine. You can hear his voice modulate as the dildo swings in and out.

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#9 2008-10-07 21:04:45

Tom Brokaw recently had plastic surgery to look more like Pat Robertson

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#10 2008-10-07 21:05:18

I am grave, hear me roar

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#11 2008-10-07 21:06:26

He holds the mic like he's gonna croon out some old Tony Bennet standard

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#12 2008-10-07 21:07:06

do you think Obama's human? He looks like a gray alien dipped in shit

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#13 2008-10-07 21:07:42

not raising taxes, today

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#14 2008-10-07 21:08:34

THe wee leprechaun will use his pot o' gold to buy up mortgages

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#15 2008-10-07 21:10:10

meh, I'm bored, I gonna go get high

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#16 2008-10-07 21:24:23

What makes this not fun: He is an old and sick man. He is not healthy, you can hear it in his breathing and wierd stiffness.

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#17 2008-10-07 21:26:29

ok, wait, did he just say, some of this $700 billion dollars would end up in the hands of terrorist organizations?

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#18 2008-10-07 21:29:30

orangeplus wrote:

you can hear it in his breathing and wierd stiffness.

That's the Ibogaine kicking in. Wouldn't watch this shit if you chained me to a television.

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#19 2008-10-07 21:49:06

choad wrote:

Wouldn't watch this shit if you chained me to a television.

I only made it half an hour this time.

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#20 2008-10-07 22:23:42

Damn, sorry. Feel like I shit the bed.  O+'s commentary on the previous debate was a performance like nothing I've ever seen anywhere.

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#21 2008-10-07 22:34:21

There's just not enough material with these two.  Sarah Palin's performance was an inspiration; these guys are teh snooze.

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#22 2008-10-07 22:45:17

I was kind of dissapointed....   I was expecting McCain to studder and stammer and answer a question that wasn't asked and I was expecting Obama to toss a water bottle to some fainting woman....  Kind of failed on both of those...

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#23 2008-10-07 23:16:21

Boring - I hate both of them more now.

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#24 2008-10-07 23:19:09

Emmeran wrote:

Boring - I hate both of them more now.

I think you speak for America at large here.

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#25 2008-10-07 23:19:41

Was that a crack about our weight?

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#27 2008-10-07 23:22:25

tojo2000 wrote:

Was that a crack about our weight?

I shop at Wal-Mart.  I have seen many average Americans, and lemme tell you, we are swine.  Just fucking swine.

I don't know about High-Streeters specifically.  Who was it that said recently, "I think of everyone on the Internet as a brain in a jar"?

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#28 2008-10-07 23:35:15

I personally am planning to commit suicide, and i'm not kidding, so I don't fucking care who wins. Adios, motherfuckers.

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#29 2008-10-08 00:04:36

toe:  Wait till after New Year's.  You might get something cool for Christmas; you never know.

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#30 2008-10-08 00:35:19

McCain snubbing Obama on the handshake:

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#31 2008-10-08 00:44:37

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/jewvote.jpg

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#33 2008-10-08 01:00:48

orangeplus wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2100131/posts#comment

Morons. 

"government buying up bad mortgages" != "government paying off your mortgage for you"


McCain was a little light on details there, though, considering this seemed to be a new announcement.

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#34 2008-10-08 01:06:26

They're freepers, what do you expect, sense? The important thing to take from that thread is John McCain is 'saying one nice thing about a muslim' away from losing the election by the largest margin since Mondale 84. He has fucked the base. For these guys, who are more or less the Kos right wingers, he is anathema.

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#35 2008-10-08 01:10:14

McCain has lost his erection.

I didn't drink for this debate. It sucked mightily.

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#36 2008-10-08 01:48:12




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#37 2008-10-08 01:54:37

Vote for that one.

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#38 2008-10-08 02:40:42

Heheh,

On CNN with one of those ridiculus focus groups of "independent undecideds" in after debate polling broken down by issue, Obama was far ahead in most except on war related foreign policy, clearly wiining the debate. On live camera only a few said they had made up their minds, then they were asked for a straw poll of who you would vote for right now. A show of hands was counted with 2/3s for McCain. Anderson Cooper and the anchors were visibly dumbfounded, almost stammering out loud about the disconnect of how they voted verses how they thought Obama did better on the debate issues.

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#39 2008-10-08 02:52:48

icangetyouatoe wrote:

I personally am planning to commit suicide, and i'm not kidding, so I don't fucking care who wins. Adios, motherfuckers.

Oh, Toe, don't kill yourself. If you go, I'll have to be nice to Wilber and I really just don't want to go there.

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#40 2008-10-08 03:00:21

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Heheh,

On CNN with one of those ridiculus focus groups of "independent undecideds" in after debate polling broken down by issue, Obama was far ahead in most except on war related foreign policy, clearly wiining the debate. On live camera only a few said they had made up their minds, then they were asked for a straw poll of who you would vote for right now. A show of hands was counted with 2/3s for McCain. Anderson Cooper and the anchors were visibly dumbfounded, almost stammering out loud about the disconnect of how they voted verses how they thought Obama did better on the debate issues.

As far as I can tell the guy who runs fivethirtyeight.com has about as sound a methodology as you can come up with (realizing that there may be no perfect methodology at all).  His day job is sports statistics.  Note that they're pretty close in the popular vote but once you break it down by electoral college votes it's not even close.

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#41 2008-10-08 07:02:32

I don't see how anyone could think McCain did a good job . . . his comments were choppy, his concepts disjointed, with words and phrases cobbled together in a dadaist mosaic. Hair transplants? "That one?" Wtf?

At some point in the coming weeks, I expect his stiff arms to start flailing while he spins in circles, bellowing, "Danger Will Robinson! Earmarks! Maverick! My friends! Fundamentals!"

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#42 2008-10-08 07:53:50

karenw wrote:

I don't see how anyone could think McCain did a good job . . . his comments were choppy, his concepts disjointed, with words and phrases cobbled together in a dadaist mosaic. Hair transplants? "That one?" Wtf?

At some point in the coming weeks, I expect his stiff arms to start flailing while he spins in circles, bellowing, "Danger Will Robinson! Earmarks! Maverick! My friends! Fundamentals!"

He made a legitimate point on Obama's plan would tax small businesses making $250,000 a year...that would be devastating to the job market/economy as a whole, your local Italian Restaurant easily makes $250,000 a year before paying off employees, building costs, and supplies.

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#43 2008-10-08 08:55:12

fortinbras wrote:

karenw wrote:

I don't see how anyone could think McCain did a good job . . . his comments were choppy, his concepts disjointed, with words and phrases cobbled together in a dadaist mosaic. Hair transplants? "That one?" Wtf?

At some point in the coming weeks, I expect his stiff arms to start flailing while he spins in circles, bellowing, "Danger Will Robinson! Earmarks! Maverick! My friends! Fundamentals!"

He made a legitimate point on Obama's plan would tax small businesses making $250,000 a year...that would be devastating to the job market/economy as a whole, your local Italian Restaurant easily makes $250,000 a year before paying off employees, building costs, and supplies.

No, he didn't.

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#44 2008-10-08 08:56:45

karenw wrote:

I don't see how anyone could think McCain did a good job . . . his comments were choppy, his concepts disjointed, with words and phrases cobbled together in a dadaist mosaic. Hair transplants? "That one?" Wtf?

At some point in the coming weeks, I expect his stiff arms to start flailing while he spins in circles, bellowing, "Danger Will Robinson! Earmarks! Maverick! My friends! Fundamentals!"

He's falling apart.  I think Obama did a good job of not pushing hiim into a full-scale meltdown, which propably would have garnered from sypathy for the pathetic old bastard.

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#45 2008-10-08 09:01:43

tojo2000 wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2100131/posts#comment

Morons. 

"government buying up bad mortgages" != "government paying off your mortgage for you"


McCain was a little light on details there, though, considering this seemed to be a new announcement.

This was my idea from two weeks ago - the fucking creep McCain stole it from me.

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#46 2008-10-08 09:11:17

karenw wrote:

I don't see how anyone could think McCain did a good job . . . his comments were choppy, his concepts disjointed, with words and phrases cobbled together in a dadaist mosaic. Hair transplants? "That one?" Wtf?

At some point in the coming weeks, I expect his stiff arms to start flailing while he spins in circles, bellowing, "Danger Will Robinson! Earmarks! Maverick! My friends! Fundamentals!"

He did better than I expected, in fact I was disappointed in Obama this time he was clearly less comfortable than in Orator mode

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#47 2008-10-08 09:20:07

Emmeran wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2100131/posts#comment

Morons. 

"government buying up bad mortgages" != "government paying off your mortgage for you"


McCain was a little light on details there, though, considering this seemed to be a new announcement.

This was my idea from two weeks ago - the fucking creep McCain stole it from me.

Either he's senile, a liar, or both, since in the same debate he also said he'd call for a spending freeze.  You can't buy up mortgages while on a spending freeze.  Also, I don't think it's the government's place to buy out the mortgages because they will not collect on them and people will essentially be given free housing.  They can't even run their existing agencies.  They certainly should not be in the mortgage business. (Which, by the way, is the same reason I don't want them in the health care business._)

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#48 2008-10-08 10:18:36

fortinbras wrote:

karenw wrote:

I don't see how anyone could think McCain did a good job . . . his comments were choppy, his concepts disjointed, with words and phrases cobbled together in a dadaist mosaic. Hair transplants? "That one?" Wtf?

At some point in the coming weeks, I expect his stiff arms to start flailing while he spins in circles, bellowing, "Danger Will Robinson! Earmarks! Maverick! My friends! Fundamentals!"

He made a legitimate point on Obama's plan would tax small businesses making $250,000 a year...that would be devastating to the job market/economy as a whole, your local Italian Restaurant easily makes $250,000 a year before paying off employees, building costs, and supplies.

We have a small business that makes even more than that.

I don't care. Tax the fuck out of me, just don't let that fucking asshole McCain anywhere near the Oval Office.

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#49 2008-10-08 10:51:03

fortinbras wrote:

He made a legitimate point on Obama's plan would tax small businesses making $250,000 a year...that would be devastating to the job market/economy as a whole, your local Italian Restaurant easily makes $250,000 a year before paying off employees, building costs, and supplies.

Holy shit, if that's the best a supporter can even attempt, this race is done.

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#50 2008-10-08 10:52:39

sofaking wrote:

I don't care. Tax the fuck out of me, just don't let that fucking asshole McCain anywhere near the Oval Office.

God bless you, sofie -- now that's putting Country First!™

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