#101 2009-01-15 17:15:35
George Orr wrote:
P.S. to "Adam" - the alternative term for the links was "Reach-Arounds." But we were afraid that might attract the homosexuals.
edit: so many graven images, so little time...
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#102 2009-01-15 17:27:42
George Orr wrote:
I dunno who this "Adam Nelson" is, but following a few links on ChristWire has convinced me that High-Street needs to be connected to its purifying goodness. Besides, they got a whole blog entry condemning us.
Mission accomplished, Ma'am.
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#103 2009-01-16 06:31:52
#104 2009-01-16 07:22:54
Hmmm, seems to be a joke site. Still, it's nice to be mentioned. I hope we are added to the "Axis of Evil!"
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#105 2009-01-16 13:32:25
"debauchery, homegrown terror, idol worship"
Yeah. That fits.
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#106 2009-01-21 08:55:48
Realizing that every-body is simply going to (As usual) ignore me on this, I recommend that we remove ViceLand from the Short-Bus list due to their utilization of auto-play video on their main page. As much as I generally enjoy Vice's documentaries, I consider the employment of auto-play to be one of the most serious breaches of etiquette that one can commit on the internets.
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#107 2009-01-21 11:37:04
Decadence wrote:
Realizing that every-body is simply going to (As usual) ignore me on this, I recommend that we remove ViceLand from the Short-Bus list due to their utilization of auto-play video on their main page. As much as I generally enjoy Vice's documentaries, I consider the employment of auto-play to be one of the most serious breaches of etiquette that one can commit on the internets.
What Dec said. I no longer visit because who really wants that noise?
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#108 2009-02-22 13:22:55
I can't believe we don't already have The Perry Bible Fellowship Comics on the list.
He hasn't updated in ages; but who gives a fuck?
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#109 2009-02-22 14:22:38
George Orr wrote:
I can't believe we don't already have The Perry Bible Fellowship Comics on the list.
He hasn't updated in ages; but who gives a fuck?
Excellent!
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#110 2009-02-22 22:11:52
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#111 2009-02-22 22:20:33
Mr. Cupcake wrote:
I would never have dreamed of that in a million years.
Awesome. (I hope the cartoonist is not of a litigious bent.)
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#112 2009-03-01 20:21:05
What do you think of Riced Out Yugo (credit fnord)? Thumbs up? Thumbs down?
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#113 2009-03-01 22:25:45
pALEPHx wrote:
square wrote:
If sofaking were a writer, this is exactly what I imagine her blog would be like.
Perhaps you know a side of Sofie I don't, but I really do not find her posts quite so droll and self-indulgent.
Whatthefuck is that supposed to mean?
I have legions of people (who actually know me) who think I'm funny as hell.
Again, I get it - you can't stand me.
Ya can't win 'em all...
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#114 2009-03-01 23:00:40
sofaking wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
square wrote:
If sofaking were a writer, this is exactly what I imagine her blog would be like.
Perhaps you know a side of Sofie I don't, but I really do not find her posts quite so droll and self-indulgent.
Whatthefuck is that supposed to mean?
I have legions of people (who actually know me) who think I'm funny as hell.
Again, I get it - you can't stand me.
Ya can't win 'em all...
Sofe, honey, put the spliff down for just a second. Pale is paying you a compliment. It's the "Bloggess" he's dissing. Sheathe the claws. Oh, and you actually are funny as hell.
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#115 2009-03-01 23:05:43
George Orr wrote:
sofaking wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
Perhaps you know a side of Sofie I don't, but I really do not find her posts quite so droll and self-indulgent.Whatthefuck is that supposed to mean?
I have legions of people (who actually know me) who think I'm funny as hell.
Again, I get it - you can't stand me.
Ya can't win 'em all...Sofe, honey, put the spliff down for just a second. Pale is paying you a compliment. It's the "Bloggess" he's dissing. Sheathe the claws. Oh, and you actually are funny as hell.
I'm relieved.
He hit my insecure spot.
I'd rather be called fugly as hell than unfunny.
I thought the Bloggess was pretty funny, too.
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#116 2009-03-03 11:54:22
sofaking wrote:
George Orr wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Whatthefuck is that supposed to mean?
I have legions of people (who actually know me) who think I'm funny as hell.
Again, I get it - you can't stand me.
Ya can't win 'em all...Sofe, honey, put the spliff down for just a second. Pale is paying you a compliment. It's the "Bloggess" he's dissing. Sheathe the claws. Oh, and you actually are funny as hell.
I'm relieved.
He hit my insecure spot.
I'd rather be called fugly as hell than unfunny.
I thought the Bloggess was pretty funny, too.
You : funny :: Bloggess : unfunny. Lern hao 2 reed u stoned ho.
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#117 2009-03-03 12:08:20
pALEPHx wrote:
sofaking wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Sofe, honey, put the spliff down for just a second. Pale is paying you a compliment. It's the "Bloggess" he's dissing. Sheathe the claws. Oh, and you actually are funny as hell.I'm relieved.
He hit my insecure spot.
I'd rather be called fugly as hell than unfunny.
I thought the Bloggess was pretty funny, too.You : funny :: Bloggess : unfunny. Lern hao 2 reed u stoned ho.
I is illiturit.
I appollojize.
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#118 2009-03-05 14:32:49
#119 2009-03-05 23:09:52
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Destroyed in Seconds - a blog showing videos of stuff being destroyed.
The Discovery Channel has a whole show devoted to this. They repeat it so many times, it should be easy to catch.
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#120 2009-03-05 23:17:50
Well, if we're talking about sites devoted to destruction, Will It Blend? is my go-to site for that.
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#121 2009-03-05 23:21:07
If I had three hundred dollars to spend on a blender, I'd absolutely get a Blend-Tec because of those commercials.
Fucking. Brilliant. Advertising.
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#122 2009-03-05 23:33:19
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If I had three hundred dollars to spend on a blender, I'd absolutely get a Blend-Tec because of those commercials.
Fucking. Brilliant. Advertising.
I'd buy one too; but I'm sure I'd wind up putting other kitchen appliances in it to see if they "blend." I'd have to get two, one for food prep and one for retarded fun.
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#123 2009-03-05 23:38:14
George Orr wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If I had three hundred dollars to spend on a blender, I'd absolutely get a Blend-Tec because of those commercials.
Fucking. Brilliant. Advertising.I'd buy one too; but I'm sure I'd wind up putting other kitchen appliances in it to see if they "blend." I'd have to get two, one for food prep and one for retarded fun.
Well, you could always just get an extra pitcher. I've no doubt that the motor could stand up to the abuse: the the thing you gotta work about is the blade.
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#124 2009-03-09 15:54:26
#125 2009-03-11 00:50:50
http://www.truechristian.com/index.html
Site's to big to explore in one sitting, but the perpetrator is batshit insane, regardless if it's satire or supposed to be real.
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#126 2009-03-11 02:01:17
sigmoid freud wrote:
http://www.truechristian.com/index.html
Site's to big to explore in one sitting, but the perpetrator is batshit insane, regardless if it's satire or supposed to be real.
Something tells me they're not going to favor us with a backlink, and that's what affiliates are mostly about.
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#128 2009-03-20 05:35:06
#129 2009-03-24 20:22:53
I've spent months hoovering myONEgreyEYE for all its video delights and as belated thanks, can't pimp it enough. No other site I've found delivers so consistently. Please welcome the RaggedVixen to our Shortbus Friends.
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#130 2009-05-02 19:42:25
Added Jim Goad, My First Dictionary, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid?. As the list is getting rather long, it'd probably be a good idea to solicit suggestions for removal.
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#131 2009-05-02 19:52:21
square wrote:
Added Jim Goad, My First Dictionary, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid?. As the list is getting rather long, it'd probably be a good idea to solicit suggestions for removal.
Anybody who hasn't linked us back.
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#132 2009-05-02 20:27:12
jesusluvspegging wrote:
square wrote:
...it'd probably be a good idea to solicit suggestions for removal.
Anybody who hasn't linked us back.
That's pretty much all of them except Drudge and Christwire, isn't it?
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#133 2009-05-02 20:43:19
I suggest Feisty links. And Pale. for heavens sakes kids, think of the family.
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#134 2009-08-10 23:50:57
#136 2009-08-27 20:12:51
People of Walmart
As this new site collects more pictures of the freaky people who shop at Walmart, it's entertainment value will increase over time.
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#137 2009-08-28 12:56:57
#139 2009-10-25 21:52:14
Forgive me, seems I've neglecting this. Think I'm caught up.
As always, some of these are destined for the spike. Nominations?
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#140 2009-10-25 22:41:22
choad wrote:
Nominations?
Actually, I hate to see any of them go, but I agree some culling is in order. I nominate:
Yay Hooray has not been updated in ever.
WV Surf Report because it's boring.
Uncle Monty's Church Key is defunct.
Married to the Sea: see WV Surf Report.
Kissing Suzy Kolber, even though I initially suggested it.
HotDog Jo-also never updated.
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#141 2009-10-26 03:57:37
George Orr wrote:
Yay Hooray has not been updated in ever.
True, its posts are infrequent and sometimes total only one a day but they're usually top drawer. You have to click on the last page to see what's current.
The rest, I pruned.
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#142 2009-11-14 09:38:36
Unknown Highway is now forwarding to the Church of Satan website. Given the nature of Satanist belief, I doubt Satanists would be flattered by the title of Short Bus Affiliate and it would probably be best to remove the link.
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#143 2009-11-14 13:08:39
Thanks, fnord, done.
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#144 2009-11-15 17:33:10
Linkdigger must have paid his hosting fee. His site is now back on line. Given that Linkdigger has a history of payment problems and switching hosting companies as a result, I should have waited before suggesting he lose his status as a Short Bus Affiliate.
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#145 2009-11-15 17:37:50
fnord wrote:
Unknown Highway is now forwarding to the Church of Satan website. Given the nature of Satanist belief, I doubt Satanists would be flattered by the title of Short Bus Affiliate and it would probably be best to remove the link.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Satanists are a bunch of dickheads, and who cares what they think?
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#146 2009-11-15 17:56:38
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Satanists are a bunch of dickheads, and who cares what they think?
Works for me.
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#147 2009-11-15 18:21:47
As I understand it, Short Bus Affiliates are supposed to be funny/wtf sites that update on a regular basis. Satanists aren’t especially funny, they stopped being wtf sometime last century, and they tend to not update very often. Satanists only become wtf on the rare occasions when there’s a public dustup between Fundamentalist Satanists (the ones who really believe in a Dark Lord) and Philosophical Satanists.
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