#1 2008-10-15 13:57:34

My decrepit radio gets only one Boston station but that's enough. I won't have to look at the assholes.

Turn on, tune in, drop out and plan to post it here, somewhere, won't you? Your previous debate threads were wonderful.

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#2 2008-10-15 14:26:41

I'll get loaded and try, but can't promise anything. The last one left me with nothing to work with.

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#3 2008-10-15 14:31:53

If things ever do get ugly, it'll be tonight.

(I seriously doubt that things will get ugly, at least not before Nov. 4, when voting machine chicanery will no doubt be rampant.  We all might want to stock up on things like bottled water and ammunition, just in case.)

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#4 2008-10-15 14:44:28

George Orr wrote:

If things ever do get ugly, it'll be tonight.

(I seriously doubt that things will get ugly, at least not before Nov. 4, when voting machine chicanery will no doubt be rampant.  We all might want to stock up on things like bottled water and ammunition, just in case.)

I'm seceding and allying myself with Russia. I figure it'll be cheaper in the long run and I'll have access to all the copies of Chekhov and furry hats I could ever need.

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#5 2008-10-15 14:49:55

I have a fresh keg in the basement, a well-packed bowl, and a surplus of "ready to get this politics season over with."

Bring it!

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#6 2008-10-15 15:32:05

I'm watching the Phillies/Dodgers playoff tonight.

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#7 2008-10-15 15:48:08

Note to Dusty: This could get weird.

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#8 2008-10-15 15:49:51

AladdinSane wrote:

I'm watching the Phillies/Dodgers playoff tonight.

So you'll post the score, inning by inning?

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#10 2008-10-15 17:10:54

I also have a freshly packed bowl and the better part of a bottle of J. Walker Black. I enjoy these debates nearly as much as M.N.F.

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#11 2008-10-15 17:56:52

I'm just going to leave that page up for the rest of the afternoon so I don't forget it.  Husband™ is irritated with all the election noise and will probably want the teevee for himself tonight.  There's a new South Park on, y'know.

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#12 2008-10-15 18:25:17

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

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#13 2008-10-15 18:33:03

sofaking wrote:

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

Like anyone here is going to judge you. Once you've had sherry at elevenses, everything is fair game.

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#14 2008-10-15 18:35:42

sofaking wrote:

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

Fresca? FRESCA!?!?!?!

Judged! [bang goes the gavel!]

edit: angle brackets are a display no-no, smedly...

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#16 2008-10-15 18:47:49

sofaking wrote:

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

Gin and Fresca---Holy Shit!! I never even thought of that. If I could drive or walk to the store I would be all over that.

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#17 2008-10-15 18:49:35

Taint wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

Like anyone here is going to judge you. Once you've had sherry at elevenses, everything is fair game.

In my off season, It isn't unusual for me to have my first drinkie at 7:30 or so. And I'm not talking PM.

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#18 2008-10-15 19:56:48

If this is the run-up, I'm scared to see the actual liveblogging.

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#19 2008-10-15 20:07:10

Did someone from PA actually say 'drinkie'?! Or lord, I'd better rush to the 'packy' and stock up.

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#20 2008-10-15 20:07:34

orangeplus wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

Fresca? FRESCA!?!?!?!

Judged! [bang goes the gavel!]

edit: angle brackets are a display no-no, smedly...

Your choice in mixers, let alone drinking the demon rum makes you very, very suspect.

I suggest remedial cannabliss uptake, followed by a quick round of available tryptamines....

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#21 2008-10-15 20:09:58

sofaking wrote:

Fresca

Did you develop some sort of weird summer time cabin fever? 

Am I gonna have to request photo documentation of the ups and downs again?

*EDIT* And just to stay on topic, I haven't watched any of the debates.  Maybe I will mix up some Jack Rose's and eat some donuts and see what happens.

The rum to gin ratio in my house is severely out of whack.  I have 8-9 bottle of rum and only one bottle and a swallow of gin.

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#22 2008-10-15 20:13:20

Bigcat wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

Gin and Fresca---Holy Shit!! I never even thought of that. If I could drive or walk to the store I would be all over that.

Getting trashed on a diet doesn't have to be unpleasant.

My mommy turned me on to it. It's really very good. Especially the second and third ones.

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#23 2008-10-15 20:16:13

Scotty wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Fresca

Did you develop some sort of weird summer time cabin fever? 

Am I gonna have to request photo documentation of the ups and downs again?

*EDIT* And just to stay on topic, I haven't watched any of the debates.  Maybe I will mix up some Jack Rose's and eat some donuts and see what happens.

The rum to gin ratio in my house is severely out of whack.  I have 8-9 bottle of rum and only one bottle and a swallow of gin.

It is kinda summery for a drink.

You should watch them. They're funny as hell when Orangina does commentary (and you're drunk). I'm not wasted yet, but I'm working on it.

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#24 2008-10-15 20:26:21

sofaking wrote:

It is kinda summery for a drink.

My line of questioning flew right over your head.

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#25 2008-10-15 20:34:00

Scotty wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Fresca

Did you develop some sort of weird summer time cabin fever? 

Am I gonna have to request photo documentation of the ups and downs again?

*EDIT* And just to stay on topic, I haven't watched any of the debates.  Maybe I will mix up some Jack Rose's and eat some donuts and see what happens.

The rum to gin ratio in my house is severely out of whack.  I have 8-9 bottle of rum and only one bottle and a swallow of gin.

You don't have to actually listen to the debate, tune in some Parrot-head and commence to sorting out that Rum/Gin ratio

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#26 2008-10-15 20:44:41

orangeplus wrote:

edit: angle brackets are a display no-no, smedly...

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Code:

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#27 2008-10-15 20:54:55

god fucked I'm high

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#28 2008-10-15 20:54:58

orangeplus wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I was sober for the last one (and it sucked), so I am working on a gin and Fresca (yes, it's 3:30 -- don't judge me) to make this one more fun.

Fresca? FRESCA!?!?!?!

Judged! [bang goes the gavel!]

edit: angle brackets are a display no-no, smedly...

Heh don't knock it. Target was having a sale on Fresca the other week. I had my first one in 30 years. It could have been much worse.

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#29 2008-10-15 20:56:36

Thought for the evening:

people get the leaders they deserve

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#30 2008-10-15 20:58:44

We let southern baptist preachers moderate debates now?

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#31 2008-10-15 20:59:40

Commentators are stupid stupid people

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#32 2008-10-15 21:01:14

The subject, domestic policy, and that is not a subject that has worked well for John McCain...

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#33 2008-10-15 21:01:31

I'll be drinking a big gulp of whiskey for every "my friends"

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#34 2008-10-15 21:02:11

Wolf Blitzen: The world is ended in fire and blood as we speak

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#35 2008-10-15 21:02:43

orangeplus wrote:

Commentators are stupid stupid people

Don't be mean about Bob Scheaffer; he's old.  If you have to mock someone old, mock that pale bloated corpse up on the stage.

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#36 2008-10-15 21:02:44

The audience has promised to be quiet . . . wonder if someone will yell out "kill him!" from the stands?

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#37 2008-10-15 21:02:46

Mr. Magoo! (must have got Lasik)

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#38 2008-10-15 21:02:54

The Fox anchor wears more makeup than a hooker.

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#39 2008-10-15 21:03:01

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#40 2008-10-15 21:03:15

I thought they were going to kiss!

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#41 2008-10-15 21:03:24

McCain is a smirky sunuvabitch, isn't he?

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#42 2008-10-15 21:03:29

McCain's trying to look attentive.

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#43 2008-10-15 21:03:51

Our beloved NANCY REAGAN!

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#44 2008-10-15 21:03:55

The desk can levitate and evacuate the building in case of attack

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#45 2008-10-15 21:04:08

But are they angry?

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#46 2008-10-15 21:04:46

blinking out the code to call an SAR mission to a plane in distress in morse code

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#47 2008-10-15 21:05:00

Fannie and Freddie my ass. I lost my house in '06, due to lost jobs. No subprime bailout for me.

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#48 2008-10-15 21:05:34

They hid a transmitter in his left cheek wired to his ear. Unfortunately it's causing him a lisp.

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#49 2008-10-15 21:05:48

Is McCain leaving the flag pin off now on purpose?

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#50 2008-10-15 21:06:00

ha ha! Karen's homeless! Ha Ha!

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