#2 2008-10-22 13:29:48

This'll make Fnord happy:
"...superhuman black men, from other planets...."

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#3 2008-10-22 13:39:14

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

This'll make Fnord happy:
"...superhuman black men, from other planets...."

Didn't Charlton Heston star in one of those already?

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#4 2008-10-22 14:32:24

choad wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

This'll make Fnord happy:
"...superhuman black men, from other planets...."

Didn't Charlton Heston star in one of those already?

Yes, they all lined up and ganged raped Moses.  It was happiness all around.

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#7 2008-10-22 18:42:12

I'll be sure to keep my eyes peeled, and my camera ready.

Unfortunately, I cannot visit Prophet Yahweh. He resides in a terrible neighborhood.

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#8 2008-10-22 19:29:27

sofaking wrote:

I'll be sure to keep my eyes peeled, and my camera ready.

Unfortunately, I cannot visit Prophet Yahweh. He resides in a terrible neighborhood.

Perhaps you might channel him?

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#9 2008-10-22 23:36:13

Yahweh Guy wrote:

superhuman black men, from other planets, will appear in their spaceships and hover over his UFO Summoning School for three days as a sign that all Americans should vote for Obama as President.

I thought they were brought from Africa... wait... Egypt's pyramids were built by UFO's, right?  Sooo....

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#10 2008-10-23 02:28:44

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Jesus beat me to the punch.  Apparently watching this movie while high on jenkem is a bad idea.

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#11 2008-10-23 02:41:57

Dmtdust wrote:

choad wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

This'll make Fnord happy:
"...superhuman black men, from other planets...."

Didn't Charlton Heston star in one of those already?

Yes, they all lined up and ganged raped Moses.  It was happiness all around.

Those damn, dirty rapes!

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#12 2008-10-23 02:55:38

fnord wrote:

Jesus beat me to the punch.  Apparently watching this movie while high on jenkem is a bad idea.

Jesus is the fastest mouse in all Mehiko.

...and I think watching ANYTHING while high on jenkem is a bad idea.

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#13 2008-10-23 21:18:54

Hey, if he's right then he's a True Prophet.  If he's wrong, we should be able to take him out and stone him.

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#14 2008-10-23 21:50:10

Baywolfe wrote:

Hey, if he's right then he's a True Prophet.  If he's wrong, we should be able to take him out and stone him.

I beat you to it.  I am stoned already.

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#15 2008-10-23 22:10:07

Shit, I was just in Vegas yesterday, I shoulda taken that guy out for a beer!!!

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#16 2008-10-23 22:52:22

Prophet Yahweh is quick to reveal that his ability to call down sightings is devine

Divine powers, on the other hand, include spellcheck.

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