Spurred partly by Orangeplus' Russian roulette theme of the day, I bring you the Asian continent's second Stupidest John of the Year Award nominee (the first was Mr. Photoshop Filter):

Moscow police have arrested a gang of three deaf, mute, gay prostitutes after they robbed a client who didn't pay them all the money he owed.

After meeting in a nightclub and arranging terms, the men went to a café near a central railway station for a drink but the client, who is also deaf, refused to pay for their services, falling asleep instead.

The three suspects are said to have stolen their client’s mobile phone, passport and wallet as compensation... (source)

Pardoning the fact that the victim was, himself, deaf...who picks up three of anything? Especially when you can't pay. I now expect High-Street to render a cavalcade of descriptions how this unusual group actually negotiated for the evening's services, beforehand. And don't just tell me they IM'd each other.

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

Last edited by pALEPHx (2007-10-24 10:39:53)