#51 2008-11-04 20:40:19

Dmtdust wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:


I hope she takes Pelosi.

Why would you want that crazy bitch to be in the Senate?  I'm not all that happy with Pelosi, but she at least seems stable and competent.

One reason: "Impeachment is off the table".

Fuck Pelosi.

You still haven't given one good reason why you would want that weak-minded fool Sheehan in the office.

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#52 2008-11-04 20:42:51

tojo2000 wrote:

You still haven't given one good reason why you would want that weak-minded fool Sheehan in the office.

To punish the citizens of California.

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#53 2008-11-04 20:45:06

You are talking with someone who is fairly wasted at this point.  Do you want succinct conversation?  I hate Pelosi for taking Impeachment off of the agenda in 2006.  That is reason enough.  Giving George Bush what he wanted, again and again.  Helping turn the Congress into a bunch of wimps, should I go on?  Almost as much as Diane Feinstein (sp)  I disliked the bitch for the spawn she produced who used to aggravate me in San Francisco in the early 70's...., let alone sucking Orin Hatches willy.   


Please, feed me some more!

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#54 2008-11-04 20:47:18

Dude, fuck it, you could've impeached him, but never convicted. There were just not enough votes. It would have been useless political theater when there was plenty on everyone's political table already.

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#55 2008-11-04 20:48:13

Do you think Orin Hatch has ever had his cock sucked? Like ever?

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#56 2008-11-04 20:48:19

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/5_poop.jpg

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#57 2008-11-04 20:51:26

David Axelrod has the worse comb-over in US political history

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#58 2008-11-04 20:54:15

orangeplus wrote:

Do you think Orin Hatch has ever had his cock sucked? Like ever?

*dies laughing*

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#59 2008-11-04 20:55:46

Tom Delay: "It looks like Nancy Pelosi is going to be the most powerful speaker of the House in a generation."


oooooooooooooooooooooo, that had to hurt

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#60 2008-11-04 20:56:16

orangeplus wrote:

Dude, fuck it, you could've impeached him, but never convicted. There were just not enough votes. It would have been useless political theater when there was plenty on everyone's political table already.

Humiliation.  Then the design model:

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#61 2008-11-04 20:56:34

Mathews (in reply to Delay): "I like the way you hate, sir"

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#62 2008-11-04 20:57:08

I think Orin had his cock smoked by Larry Craig, and Diane Feinstein.

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#63 2008-11-04 21:14:15

178-75, projected, so far.

I bet Orrin and Strom Thurmond used to oil their wrinkly old bodies up and play naked twister.

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#64 2008-11-04 21:14:20

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Shenanigans?




Drudge is reporting it so it has to be true.

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_up … 91864.html

"On Barack Obama and voting: "He's a puppet on a string. I don't support no black man running for white politics. I will not vote for who will be the next slavemaster." Besides, he added, Obama is "a Negro who doesn't even support reparations for black people in America.""

"He listens to "revolutionary, cracker-killing hip-hop" on his headphones and says things like: "I'll get black to you on that.""

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#65 2008-11-04 21:15:55

https://cruelery.com/img/Wareham.MA.Decas.School.2008-11-04-Tue-3-13-01-pm.jpg
Wareham, MA. 2008-11-04 Tue 3-13-01pm

I waited until after I got home to crack open a couple cold ones with an unemployed neighbor. And if I haven't said it here before, I should loudly marvel once again at my blessed good fortune to live among people, who are, up and down the street, without exception, terrific.

Then I fell sound asleep because that always happens after two beers. And screw that pace-yourself noise. Does not work, not for me. Yeah, tragic, I know.

So I have absolutely no excuse for what transpired at my polling station earlier in the day. Nothing eventful, really, just the most important ballot intiative in my lifetime, that's all, decriminalizing small quanties of herb. There on the back of the ballot, sober as a ghost and I fucking missed it.

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#66 2008-11-04 21:18:57

Dmtdust wrote:

One reason: "Impeachment is off the table".

Fuck Pelosi.

She was sucking Cheney's 8th tit, right next to Bush.  Obama is only proof that the Democrat's understand puppets on a string also.

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#67 2008-11-04 21:31:49

By the by, the BBC World Report's coverage of the election is very good.

http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast … lename.pls

open that in winamp or whatever.

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#68 2008-11-04 21:32:39

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Exit Polls:

The states where McCain is leading in exit polls:

Georgia: 51 percent to 47 percent
West Virginia: 45 percent to 55 percent

That movie was set in Arkansas, you stupid fucking Savior.

Also that joke was tired in 1978, and later that year it died.

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#69 2008-11-04 21:34:13

I have also found the BBC's coverage to be head and shoulders above the native stuff.  The MSNBC talking heads/stuffed shirts are pretty entertaining.

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#70 2008-11-04 21:37:42

George Orr wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Exit Polls:

The states where McCain is leading in exit polls:

Georgia: 51 percent to 47 percent
West Virginia: 45 percent to 55 percent

That movie was set in Arkansas, you stupid fucking Savior.

Also that joke was tired in 1978, and later that year it died.

Fuck you I've been drinking since noon.  You're lucky I remembered how to use youtube.

And if anyone's allowed to make fun of Georgia, it's a guy living in it.  Fuck you again.

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#71 2008-11-04 21:39:50

Ohio called for Obama, this is over

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#72 2008-11-04 21:43:06

choad wrote:

So I have absolutely no excuse for what transpired at my polling station earlier in the day. Nothing eventful, really, just the most important ballot intiative in my lifetime, that's all, decriminalizing small quanties of herb. There on the back of the ballot, sober as a ghost and I fucking missed it.

My condolences to you. I know that no matter what happens now, this will always feel like a small tragedy.

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#75 2008-11-04 21:50:22

My Wish List:

Director of Homeland Security: Hillary Rodham Clinton


freerepublic would shit its liver out

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#76 2008-11-04 22:03:47

I think The Hill is probably guaranteed a plum spot on the cabinet, but I have no predictions as to which spot it will be.  I hope Gen. Powell gets offered a position, State or Defense--and that he accepts.

So:  Who do y'all want for Attorney General?

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#77 2008-11-04 22:04:55

fuck Powell, he's a goddamn coward

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#78 2008-11-04 22:05:56

George Orr wrote:

I think The Hill is probably guaranteed a plum spot on the cabinet, but I have no predictions as to which spot it will be.  I hope Gen. Powell gets offered a position, State or Defense--and that he accepts.

So:  Who do y'all want for Attorney General?

Headkicker Girl.

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#79 2008-11-04 22:09:17

Can I open this fucking champagne now?

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#80 2008-11-04 22:12:39

Wait and see if he lives long enough to complete the acceceptance speech.

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#81 2008-11-04 22:16:59

According to CNN and MSNBC, South Dakota just voted down the abortion ban...

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#82 2008-11-04 22:19:36

George Orr wrote:

I think The Hill is probably guaranteed a plum spot on the cabinet, but I have no predictions as to which spot it will be.  I hope Gen. Powell gets offered a position, State or Defense--and that he accepts.

So:  Who do y'all want for Attorney General?

Tomas de Torquemada or Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre

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#83 2008-11-04 22:20:48

AladdinSane wrote:

According to CNN and MSNBC, South Dakota just voted down the abortion ban...

Thank god, I live in South Dakota and you never can tell when something like that might come in handy.....

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#84 2008-11-04 22:21:12

orangeplus wrote:

Wait and see if he lives long enough to complete the acceptance speech.

Yeah, no shit.

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#85 2008-11-04 22:22:13

AladdinSane wrote:

According to CNN and MSNBC, South Dakota just voted down the abortion ban...

Again?  Didn't they vote on a ban two years ago?

...Goddamnit, NC and VA are still un-called.  Those are the two states I really want to know about--Carolina out of Tarheel pride, and the Soreback State because it's the most racist fucking place I've ever been unfortunate enough to set foot in, but is somehow considered a "toss-up" state.

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#86 2008-11-04 22:23:30

Dmtdust wrote:

George Orr wrote:

I think The Hill is probably guaranteed a plum spot on the cabinet, but I have no predictions as to which spot it will be.  I hope Gen. Powell gets offered a position, State or Defense--and that he accepts.

So:  Who do y'all want for Attorney General?

Tomas de Torquemada or Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre

I was gonna make a Torquemada joke myself.  I want prosecutions.  I want a purge.  Spirit of reconciliation be damned.  Criminals should be punished.

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#87 2008-11-04 22:26:02

Olbermann is getting expansive

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#88 2008-11-04 22:26:56

Olbermann used to be amusing.  That was some time ago.

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#89 2008-11-04 22:27:12

George Orr wrote:

somehow considered a "toss-up" state.

North Virginia got eaten by D.C.

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#90 2008-11-04 22:28:12

George Orr wrote:

AladdinSane wrote:

According to CNN and MSNBC, South Dakota just voted down the abortion ban...

Again?  Didn't they vote on a ban two years ago?

...Goddamnit, NC and VA are still un-called.  Those are the two states I really want to know about--Carolina out of Tarheel pride, and the Soreback State because it's the most racist fucking place I've ever been unfortunate enough to set foot in, but is somehow considered a "toss-up" state.

But at least Elizabeth Dole got the snot knocked out of her...

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#91 2008-11-04 22:30:31

only one heavy question left, Prop 8

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#92 2008-11-04 22:35:09

AladdinSane wrote:

But at least Elizabeth Dole got the snot knocked out of her...

She deserved it, not for her politics but for her embrace of the Atwater/Rove "Win By Wading in Filth" philosophy of campaigning.  I hope every single one of the smear disciples goes home crying tonight.

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#93 2008-11-04 22:37:04

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#94 2008-11-04 22:37:38

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#95 2008-11-04 22:38:02

All in the nature of reconciliation of course...

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#96 2008-11-04 22:41:32

George Orr wrote:

AladdinSane wrote:

But at least Elizabeth Dole got the snot knocked out of her...

She deserved it, not for her politics but for her embrace of the Atwater/Rove "Win By Wading in Filth" philosophy of campaigning.  I hope every single one of the smear disciples goes home crying tonight.

You should've seen the 2nd Congressional race here (mostly Montgomery), between Bobby Bright (D) and Jay Love (R) for a GOP-owned seat...came right out of the Atwater/Rove/Turnipseed (Guv'nah Wallace's old campaign manager) playbook...

The Colorado "Life begins at conception" is getting killed 3:1...

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#97 2008-11-04 22:47:32

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#98 2008-11-04 22:49:47

Odd, at this moment, only FoxNews is giving Obama 220 EV's when everyone else has him at 207...My guess is that they've given him Virginia (but even their website still has the state open)...

At 9:50 CST, they did give him Virginia.

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#100 2008-11-04 22:55:15

Chocolate City

Uh, what's happening CC?
They still call it the White House
But that's a temporary condition, too.
Can you dig it, CC?

To each his reach
And if I don't cop, it ain't mine to have
But I'll be reachin' for ya
'Cause I love ya, CC.
Right on.

There's a lot of chocolate cities, around
We've got Newark, we've got Gary
Somebody told me we got L.A.
And we're working on Atlanta
But you're the capital, CC

Gainin' on ya!
Get down
Gainin' on ya!
Movin' in and on ya
Gainin' on ya!
Can't you feel my breath, heh
Gainin' on ya!
All up around your neck, heh heh

Hey, CC!
They say your jivin' game, it can't be changed
But on the positive side,
You're my piece of the rock
And I love you, CC.
Can you dig it?

Hey, uh, we didn't get our forty acres and a mule
But we did get you, CC, heh, yeah
Gainin' on ya
Movin' in and around ya
God bless CC and its vanilla suburbs

Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya! (heh!)
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
What's happening, blood?
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!

Yeah!
What's happening, black?
Brother black, blood even
Yeah-ahh, just funnin'

Gettin' down

Ah, blood to blood
Ah, players to ladies
The last percentage count was eighty
You don't need the bullet when you got the ballot
Are you up for the downstroke, CC?
Chocolate city
Are you with me out there?

And when they come to march on ya
Tell 'em to make sure they got their James Brown pass
And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady
Are you out there, CC?
A chocolate city is no dream
It's my piece of the rock and I dig you, CC
God bless Chocolate City and its (gainin' on ya!) vanilla suburbs
Can y'all get to that?
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Easin' in
Gainin' on ya!
In yo' stuff
Gainin' on ya!
Huh, can't get enough
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Be mo' funk, be mo' funk
Gainin' on ya!
Can we funk you too
Gainin' on ya!
Right on, chocolate city!

Yeah, get deep
Real deep
Heh
Be mo' funk
Mmmph, heh
Get deep
Bad
Unh, heh
Just got New York, I'm told

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