#101 2008-11-04 22:56:08

I'm betting bandwidth records are being smashed worldwide

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#102 2008-11-04 22:58:36

So we just waitin till exactly 8:00 to call it official like?

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#103 2008-11-04 23:00:11

Faux News just report that Palin will not attend the concession speech

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#104 2008-11-04 23:00:16

Florida called for Obama

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#105 2008-11-04 23:00:29

Official, there are people running down Valencia Street yelling

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#106 2008-11-04 23:01:32

BBC America, Fox, ABC and ABCNews Now, and MSNBC call it for Obama at 10 pm CST.

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#107 2008-11-04 23:02:37

Faux News declares Barrack Hussein Obama the next President of the United States of America

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#108 2008-11-04 23:02:51

ABC called it for Obama

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#109 2008-11-04 23:03:40

Emmeran wrote:

Faux News declares Barrack Hussein Obama the next President of the United States of America

Somewhere Bill Cunningham and Sean Hannity are having a good cry...

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#110 2008-11-04 23:05:23

Somewhere Phreddy is cutting himself while listening to Dashboard Confessional in the dark.

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#111 2008-11-04 23:11:13

Florida for Obama

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#112 2008-11-04 23:14:10

Colorado and Virginia to Obama

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#113 2008-11-04 23:15:13

They are, outside my window, dancing in the streets in San Francisco

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#114 2008-11-04 23:15:54

Never mind, I think I found out where phreddy is:  http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2125347/posts

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#115 2008-11-04 23:18:03

Redacted wrote:

choad wrote:

So I have absolutely no excuse for what transpired at my polling station earlier in the day. Nothing eventful, really, just the most important ballot intiative in my lifetime, that's all, decriminalizing small quanties of herb. There on the back of the ballot, sober as a ghost and I fucking missed it.

My condolences to you. I know that no matter what happens now, this will always feel like a small tragedy.

Not to worry choad, my gray haired mother and her conservative friends all voted for decriminalization. Though she really blew my mind when tonight out of the blue she asked me if her mad national flower judging skilz could be useful if she decided to earn some extra retiree income growing medical marijuana on the island.

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#116 2008-11-04 23:18:59

Headling 11/5/2008: Thousands killed in flash flood of negro tears of joy



also: McCain concedes

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#117 2008-11-04 23:19:45

The deed is done. McCain concedes. The crowd in front of him boos when Obama is mentioned by name and McCain has to admonish them.

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#118 2008-11-04 23:19:52

indeed McCain concedes with some serious class

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#119 2008-11-04 23:20:46

if the fucker campaigned like he conceded, he might've won

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#120 2008-11-04 23:21:59

Google News projects 324 electoral college votes for Obama already. The fun part is Alaska is projected blue, too.

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#121 2008-11-04 23:22:48

Melon's is over-whelmed, she has visions of her muslim son ascending to national office.  My natural cynicism is obviously in check.

However she did offer up this for your consideration:


https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/11_100_04801.100_0480[1]

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#122 2008-11-04 23:23:55

McCain is feeling the love for Palin.

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#123 2008-11-04 23:25:32

orangeplus wrote:

indeed McCain concedes with some serious class

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Maybe whatever spell he was under will be broken and we can get back the McCain we know and love.

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#124 2008-11-04 23:27:18

Well God bless America.

For a country that is often portrayed as a backwards pack of racists, we just elected our first black president by the largest popular vote margin in history (projected). Hell, America managed to elect their first black man before a white woman managed to get the helm. I'm not sure what that says about us, as a people, but we can now say, in America, if you work hard, anything is possible for anyone regardless of race.

No more can the claim be made that our country is run by the white man. For 4 years, you can't blame whitey for anything that goes wrong on a national level. It really is a weight off of the collective shoulders of all the rich and powerful white men. 

Seriously, though. Regardless of the mans politics, Obama did, at least, try and do what was successful for the Democrats of the past. Like Clinton, he started his campaign based on a positive message (hope, change, etc.). Clinton got in with a positive message. Kerry and Gore failed by overshadowing any message they had with a constant barrage of negativity. Yeah, both campaigns went negative, in the end, but Obama still managed to express his positive view for the future and that goes a long way with the folks in the middle.

He sure is a charismatic leader. I can only hope he will be the bipartisan centrist he said he would be, and not be the politician he was in the past.

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#125 2008-11-04 23:28:28

fuck you

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#126 2008-11-04 23:30:28

I'm having some celebratory watermelon.

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#128 2008-11-04 23:31:56

orangeplus wrote:

Headling 11/5/2008: Thousands killed in flash flood of negro tears of joy



also: McCain concedes

Yeah, well I am going to miss the riot potential if Obama would have lost.

I guess we will never know how bad it would have been....

peace out!

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#129 2008-11-04 23:32:31

I need a hug

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#130 2008-11-04 23:36:53

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I'm having some celebratory watermelon.

Speaking of countries with a reputation for racism, do you ever think Canada will elect a non-white PM (or whatever you folks have up there)?

Are non-whites allowed to run for public office in Canada? I really don't know.

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#131 2008-11-04 23:37:09

ptah13 wrote:

Well God bless America.

For a country that is often portrayed as a backwards pack of racists, we just elected our first black president by the largest popular vote margin in history (projected). Hell, America managed to elect their first black man before a white woman managed to get the helm. I'm not sure what that says about us, as a people, but we can now say, in America, if you work hard, anything is possible for anyone regardless of race.

No more can the claim be made that our country is run by the white man. For 4 years, you can't blame whitey for anything that goes wrong on a national level. It really is a weight off of the collective shoulders of all the rich and powerful white men. 

Seriously, though. Regardless of the mans politics, Obama did, at least, try and do what was successful for the Democrats of the past. Like Clinton, he started his campaign based on a positive message (hope, change, etc.). Clinton got in with a positive message. Kerry and Gore failed by overshadowing any message they had with a constant barrage of negativity. Yeah, both campaigns went negative, in the end, but Obama still managed to express his positive view for the future and that goes a long way with the folks in the middle.

He sure is a charismatic leader. I can only hope he will be the bipartisan centrist he said he would be, and not be the politician he was in the past.

Um, no.  The country doesn't get off that easy.  It's still run by rich, white men, and race is still a huge factor in people's lives.  This is an amazing, important step, but fuck you for trying that move.  That bullshit is the reason why it isn't over.

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#132 2008-11-04 23:38:34

At about 10:15 pm, firecrackers were going off in the former-projects-turned-Section-8-housing a few hundred yards away from my house...

5 minutes ago, I stepped outside to drop some anti-Oakland Raider articles in a neighbor's mailbox, and as I walked back, I heard music, real music, none of that hip-hop minstrel shit by people who won't use their real names, coming from another street: A Change Is Gonna Come...

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#133 2008-11-04 23:44:09

Prop 8 is tending towards passage, sorry queers

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#134 2008-11-04 23:45:26

orangeplus wrote:

Prop 8 is tending towards passage, sorry queers

Where can you see those results?

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#135 2008-11-04 23:46:20

Y'know how to guarantee US Civil War II right now?

Click-click BOOM

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#136 2008-11-04 23:48:25

Regardless of his politics, which I disagree with on many levels, the United States did need a black president like Obama....  I have to give him kudos to an incredibly well run campaign and he truly is a role model to other minorities and people who want to better themselves but don't think they can with the hand that's been dealt them....  Obama truly is living the American dream...

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#137 2008-11-04 23:49:50

Re CC - nice one Tojo.

I want to hear that as Obama's walk-on music

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#139 2008-11-04 23:53:51

orangeplus wrote:

Prop 8 is tending towards passage, sorry queers

Florida and Arizona also voted down gay marriage.

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#140 2008-11-04 23:56:42

gotta steal from space ghetto for old-times sake

http://i37.tinypic.com/bdr7ut.gif

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#141 2008-11-04 23:56:53

tojo2000 wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

Well God bless America.

For a country that is often portrayed as a backwards pack of racists, we just elected our first black president by the largest popular vote margin in history (projected). Hell, America managed to elect their first black man before a white woman managed to get the helm. I'm not sure what that says about us, as a people, but we can now say, in America, if you work hard, anything is possible for anyone regardless of race.

No more can the claim be made that our country is run by the white man. For 4 years, you can't blame whitey for anything that goes wrong on a national level. It really is a weight off of the collective shoulders of all the rich and powerful white men. 

Seriously, though. Regardless of the mans politics, Obama did, at least, try and do what was successful for the Democrats of the past. Like Clinton, he started his campaign based on a positive message (hope, change, etc.). Clinton got in with a positive message. Kerry and Gore failed by overshadowing any message they had with a constant barrage of negativity. Yeah, both campaigns went negative, in the end, but Obama still managed to express his positive view for the future and that goes a long way with the folks in the middle.

He sure is a charismatic leader. I can only hope he will be the bipartisan centrist he said he would be, and not be the politician he was in the past.

Um, no.  The country doesn't get off that easy.  It's still run by rich, white men, and race is still a huge factor in people's lives.  This is an amazing, important step, but fuck you for trying that move.  That bullshit is the reason why it isn't over.

Did you see that part where I said, "Seriously, though"?

Any clue, at all, why I would put that there? Go ahead, take some time to yourself and think about it for a minute. No, really, take your time. Call a friend or loved one and read them my post, then tell them your reply and then ask them, "so, what do you think he meant by that, 'seriously folks' part?".

Fuck it, I'm gonna go ahead and just tell you. Yeah, I know, it spoils the fun but what the hell.

When I put that "seriously folks" part there, I was indicating that what I had just said, just prior to the "seriously folks" part, was, umm, (brace yourself), not serious?!?!?!?!?

Jesus fucking christ, Tojo. You're so fucking blinded by your own opinions and banalities that you fail to understand anything you read when it is written by someone on your "bad guy" list.

I'm way past feeling sorry for you. I say something completely nice ("anything is possible regardless of race") then throw in a little satire ("whitey is free") and even spell it out for idiots who didn't realize I wasn't serious (by saying, "seriously folks") and you still feel the need to rip my ass because you think that is what I really believe. What do folks have to do for morons like you, say "umm, that last part was 'just kidding', ok, ok? really I was kidding. not serious at all". Is that what it takes to get through to you, Tojo?

Thank god there aren't many people as stupid as you are on the internet.

freak

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#142 2008-11-04 23:57:02

Maybe next time we can vote in a Black Man.

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#143 2008-11-04 23:58:27

Seriously, who the fuck cares if gays get married?  Do any of the people voting against it know any gay people?  Jesus fucking Christ, talk about voting on the morality of others...  These people need to get a fucking life....

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#144 2008-11-05 00:00:26

LA Times is saying the mostly conservative parts of the state are reporting earliest

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#145 2008-11-05 00:02:25

Dirckman wrote:

Regardless of his politics, which I disagree with on many levels, the United States did need a black president like Obama....  I have to give him kudos to an incredibly well run campaign and he truly is a role model to other minorities and people who want to better themselves but don't think they can with the hand that's been dealt them....  Obama truly is living the American dream...

Amen.

Again, God bless America. Greatest place on Earth. Yeah, our government sucks, it just sucks less than all the rest of them.

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#146 2008-11-05 00:02:56

PTAH:

Just ignore Göring2000; he's from the Daily Worker and still believes AmeriKKKa is still a racist country...

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#147 2008-11-05 00:03:12

Wouldn't it be great if someone got their hands on the Palin home-porn tapes and got them up on the net about now?

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#148 2008-11-05 00:06:55

I'm sort of disappointed: the race was called at 10 pm CST, and the only suspense left is California's Prop 8 and Al Franken's Senate race.

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#149 2008-11-05 00:08:27

Well, Obama also needs to reap the rewards that come from being a Democrat President.

If he doesn't (at the very least) hose one of the Simpson sisters or both the Spears hoes, he'll have lost all his cred with me as a registered Democrat voter. If he wants a 2nd term from me, his pimp hand must be strong.

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#150 2008-11-05 00:09:40

So who is going to start the redneck attack count-down pool thread?

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