sofaking wrote:

*buries head in hands*

I see what you mean. It's embarrassing how that color of intimate apparel really washes her out.

Hurp.

Whatever. The closer I get to 50 the more catholic my tastes become. Fuck it - I'm going to hold myself up for derision and say that she's kind of cute. Needs a shampoo and some new glasses, but with a bit of avuncular direction, who knows. And she knows how to wiggle, which is good.

Emmeran wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Whatever. The closer I get to 50 the more catholic my tastes become. Fuck it - I'm going to hold myself up for derision and say that she's kind of cute. Needs a shampoo and some new glasses, but with a bit of avuncular direction, who knows. And she knows how to wiggle, which is good.

That is all good and fine up until the point where she makes an complete ass of herself on the internet.

She's a girl. Girls like attention. Without it they wither. She took a chance, she got attention. Most of it bad, but not all of it. She wins. The next time we see her she'll have fixed her hair, brushed her teeth, lost a little weight, and found something more appealing to wear.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Whatever. The closer I get to 50 the more catholic my tastes become. Fuck it - I'm going to hold myself up for derision and say that she's kind of cute. Needs a shampoo and some new glasses, but with a bit of avuncular direction, who knows. And she knows how to wiggle, which is good.

That is all good and fine up until the point where she makes an complete ass of herself on the internet.

She's a girl. Girls like attention. Without it they wither. She took a chance, she got attention. Most of it bad, but not all of it. She wins. The next time we see her she'll have fixed her hair, brushed her teeth, lost a little weight, and found something more appealing to wear.

When you told me to show my tits...it was the high point of my week, Wilber.

I just wanted you to know that.

And to thank you for the attention.

*punches the chaise lounge*

She looks like Weird Al Yankovic in the face. I'm glad I'm not going on 50. However, I am starting to think Ashlee Simpson is kind of hot and I used to think she looked like Geddy Lee. I guess I'm heading in the same direction as Wilber and I didn't even know it. Hell, now I wished Shakira looked more like Angus Young because she sure is bootylicious and he is an excellent guitarist.

I'm snowed in and need entertainment.....  I can't even leave the house because both the front and rear doors are drifted shut.....  The only food I have is potato chips, oreos, swiss cake rolls, banana nut muffins, icecream, coffee and whiskey.....  I'm already lightheaded from my breakfast of oreos, coffee and whiskey... a town a couple miles away from me is reporting over 30 inches of snowfall last night and it's still coming down hard here with winds over seventy miles per hour....

headkicker_girl wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

I'm snowed in and need entertainment.....  I can't even leave the house because both the front and rear doors are drifted shut.....  The only food I have is potato chips, oreos, swiss cake rolls, banana nut muffins, icecream, coffee and whiskey.....  I'm already lightheaded from my breakfast of oreos, coffee and whiskey... a town a couple miles away from me is reporting over 30 inches of snowfall last night and it's still coming down hard here with winds over seventy miles per hour....

Good thing you have an abundance of internet porn.

I hate snow.  It's 65 degrees here now, but the cold is heading our way and I'm dreading it.

I don't mind the snow and cold that much, I just can't stand it when it gets so bad that they shut down all the businesses and roads and you're home bound for days at a time...  Deadwood, SD just reported getting hit with 38.5" of snow in the last twelve hours and it's still coming down hard....

Decadence wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

The only food I have is potato chips, oreos, swiss cake rolls, banana nut muffins, icecream, coffee and whiskey.....

I'm finding it hard to believe that, even were you able to make it to the market, that the contents of your cup-board would be much different than they are now.  Just sayin' . . .

I eat out about every meal and the occasional times I do cook I just buy the ingredients I need, nothing more, nothing less....  The only food I keep around the house is for snacks....

Let us know when the looting begins. Remember to bring your camera along. It would be great to get a cracka hick version of beer looter dude. wading chest deep through the drifts.

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choad wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Like Sarah Palin, I want men to respect me for my mind.

You just gave a good giggle to all the gentlefolk who know how hot you look.

And you're ALL pissing off those of us who don't.

Dirckman wrote:

Decadence wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

The only food I have is potato chips, oreos, swiss cake rolls, banana nut muffins, icecream, coffee and whiskey.....

I'm finding it hard to believe that, even were you able to make it to the market, that the contents of your cup-board would be much different than they are now.  Just sayin' . . .

I eat out about every meal and the occasional times I do cook I just buy the ingredients I need, nothing more, nothing less....  The only food I keep around the house is for snacks....

Do you still have that cat?  In a few days you'll need some protein.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Whatever. The closer I get to 50 the more catholic my tastes become. Fuck it - I'm going to hold myself up for derision and say that she's kind of cute. Needs a shampoo and some new glasses, but with a bit of avuncular direction, who knows. And she knows how to wiggle, which is good.

Tongue twitching, Wilber?  I am painfully horny all too often, but having watched this woman dance, I am thinking monestary.

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Dmtdust wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

She is very, very good looking. 

I look like the woman in the video, except I'm a better dancer.

Really?

Yes, I'm a fat, unattractive, middle-aged, bitter and angry white woman.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

I look like the woman in the video, except I'm a better dancer.

Really?

Yes, I'm a fat, unattractive, middle-aged, bitter and angry white woman.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

My wife and I are both 50+.  Fat, unattractive, bitter, and angry are just status quo.

This is an appropriate spot for this gem...

fnord wrote:

*Exit fnord, stage right.  Loud vomiting noises are heard offstage*

You should be thanking that man for taking her out of the white gene pool.  Have you no sense of gratitude?