#1 2008-11-14 09:29:11
Last night I:
drunk texted the current man, and said something douche-bag like. It was not well received.
As punishment, I have to pay for dinner tonight. And I need to come up with one Barack Obama joke that he enjoys (he is not a Barack fan). He still seems irritated with me.
I think this is a fair deal considering what was said in my drunken haze.
I know the lot of you are Barack fans...but I beg of you, do it for RT.
Come on, bring it.
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#2 2008-11-14 09:43:27
You? said something inappropriate and scandalous? Heavens to betsy! What are our young women coming to?
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#3 2008-11-14 09:47:28
Critics say that President-Elect Barack Obama tries to "be all things to all people" and that he makes too many "pie-in-the-sky" promises. At a recent Q&A, Obama tried to overcome these criticisms by emphasizing his commitment to principles.
The first person at the microphone said, "I oppose the war in Iraq. What will you do about that?"
"I will end the war in Iraq within two weeks of taking office," answered Obama. "All our troops will come home, and I will simultaneously make sure the Iraqi government is functioning and secure."
The second person in line said, "I'm an illegal alien. What will you do for people like me?"
"As of January 21," answered Obama, "every illegal alien will receive U.S. citizenship, free health coverage, and a scholarship to the university of your choice."
The third person in line said, "I'm a conservative. If elected, what will you do for me?"
"I'll send that first guy to Iraq, and the second guy back to Mexico."
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#4 2008-11-14 09:49:07
Yeah, I mean... well that kind of stuff doesn't bother him when it's aimed at someone that deserves it. He certainly didn't.
I do have a caustic tongue (surprise!). And I get belligerent when drunk. I have sworn to never be around my cell phone again when I've had too much to drink, or am feeling particularly stupid.
HOWEVER I NEED BARACK JOKES. come on people. COME ON! Help a girl out.
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#5 2008-11-14 10:00:13
What does CHANGE stand for?
Can You Help a Nigga Get Elected?
That's all I got.
Mazel tov, baby!
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#6 2008-11-14 10:36:55
I feel your pain RT. Sadly I am just a one trick pony. Al I have ever aspired to are clever quips and headline copy. Even puns elude me.
If all else fails you could always try blowjobs. Everybody loves a good blowjob.
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#8 2008-11-14 11:20:44
Don't worry, BJ is already on the menu. At least he wasn't so lewd that he asked for that up front. 2 points to him for only asking for my money.
COme on though people, there has to be some more BARACK jokes. So far, redacted's is good.
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#9 2008-11-14 12:24:33
Just be sure to get drunk on your date. I'm sure you'll make him very happy. And remember, the bird of happiness may be the blue bird and the bird of love may be the dove and but the bird of TRUE LOVE is the swallow.
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#10 2008-11-14 12:36:53
Roger_That wrote:
Last night I:
drunk texted the current man, and said something douche-bag like. It was not well received.
Awwww, you told him his willie was so small, it'd never reach pukerstar glory!
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#11 2008-11-14 12:49:13
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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#12 2008-11-14 12:51:08
choad wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Last night I:
drunk texted the current man, and said something douche-bag like. It was not well received.Awwww, you told him his willie was so small, it'd never reach pukerstar glory!
HAHAHHAHA no, but if I had said that, I would have expected the end results be more than me buying dinner.
Nothing reaches the puckerstar. Ever.
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#13 2008-11-14 12:51:34
Redacted wrote:
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Nice.
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#14 2008-11-14 15:04:16
Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.
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#15 2008-11-14 17:47:51
Roger_That wrote:
Don't worry, BJ is already on the menu. At least he wasn't so lewd that he asked for that up front. 2 points to him for only asking for my money.
COme on though people, there has to be some more BARACK jokes. So far, redacted's is good.
I like this sly devil already. He's managed to get you to pay him for the night's romance.
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#16 2008-11-14 19:02:26
Have you considered a flamethrower?
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