#1201 2008-05-28 01:04:21

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#1204 2008-05-29 17:21:32

pALEPHx wrote:

Well, I don't particularly like the antisemitic or homophobic content either, but that's the flag that was flying when this ship set sail.

But, you're all-right with the guy in black face holding up the cheap beer, right?  Relax, Dude.  Most stereo-types exist for a damned good reason, and - Yeah - most of them are a great source of humor.  And, Tits' comment wasn't technically "anti-Semetic" (Which, to repeat my-self, the Ashkenazi are not a Semitic people) as she only referred to Jews.  She made no mention of any other Semitic peoples (You do realize that the Sephardi are not the only Semites, don't you?).  < Fluffy > Just sayin' . . . < /Fluffy >

pALEPHx wrote:

You do have a point here, but I'd take it up with Choad and/or Sofaking (hers is the only 'ad' HS presently displays).

I can't be bothered to figure out how to turn off AdBlock; But, weren't we running Google ads as well?  Are they still here?

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Do we actually have any traffic from non High Streeters, aborted or live?

I was hoping that Orangina would continue to post the traffic reports (Where in the hell has he gotten off to any-way?); But, I only recall him posting them once.  We weren't getting much; But, we were seeing some out-side traffic from the last report that I saw (About four months ago?).  I was really hoping for a follow-up to see if our MySpaced sites were bringing any-thing in.  They hadn't been up long enough when the last report was posted to give a clear indication as to such; But, they did bring a few in during that short period.

Post-Script:  Okay, I see that Orangina posted only yester-day.  Hope-Fully, he'll see this post, and be inspired to start posting the reports again.  Oh, sure, I could send him a message requesting as much; But, does any-body really check their on-site messages?  I know that I only check if I'm expecting one.

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#1205 2008-05-29 20:07:57

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But, you're all-right with the guy in black face holding up the cheap beer, right?  Relax, Dude.  Most stereo-types exist for a damned good reason, and - Yeah - most of them are a great source of humor.

Whether I'm personally all right with one thing or another is probably immaterial. I didn't take her remark as antisemitic in the slightest, but was merely providing an analogy to her distaste for the degradation of women that also crops up a lot. I've been slowly sifting thru the current slate of banners as we await a possible upgrade to their maintenance page. In the meantime, I consider it more important to allow/display the banners from people who don't do as many as I do. Not counting Lurker, who can look forward to having any of his used again the day after he gets a personality transplant. I see no reason to reward his amateurish vandalism if he persists in treating everyone like crap.

Specific to the blackface and at least the most recent ones proffered by Fnord, these would not be my among my favorites, in either content or execution, but with the notable exception of Turkey, I'm trying to be diplomatic/democratic about the whole thing. Most people play nicer with the banners, so there hasn't yet been one where I really required a second opinion on [site-risking] obscenity or just poor design.

Decadancemix wrote:

I can't be bothered to figure out how to turn off AdBlock; But, weren't we running Google ads as well? Are they still here?

Well, I don't see 'em and I only block pop-ups. I've already mentioned that the site lacks a generic links page, and/or a better "About" section, but I would surmise these sorts of things just aren't a real priority. I'd like, for the sake of whoever forks that $11/mo over to Dreamhost to get something back for his or her petty cash drain, but we already use much of the digital real estate, where ads would go, for other stuff. A footer would be better than a subnav bar of text ads (which I've always rejected as misleading), then there's the matter of WHO would click on context-based ads and WHY. If they have no worth, then they just take up space. Which leads me to...

Decadancemix wrote:

I was hoping that Orangina would continue to post the traffic reports ...But, does any-body really check their on-site messages? I know that I only check if I'm expecting one.

I don't recall seeing a recent traffic summary, not that having one would really change a whole lot about what I, specifically, do here. In order for ads to be profitable, there has to be a goodly number of visitors (logged in or not). I don't get the sense that we're quite there yet, but that's total guess based on visible activity. As for the PM function, I could've sworn there was some form of notification for PunBB, whether via pop-up or secondary email. Perhaps, it's been stripped like other basic forums features.

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#1206 2008-05-29 21:35:52

pALEPHx wrote:

Whether I'm personally all right with one thing or another is probably immaterial. I didn't take her remark as antisemitic in the slightest, but was merely providing an analogy to her distaste for the degradation of women that also crops up a lot.

Ah, wasn't familiar with the lead-up to your rant then as I hadn't seen her rant about that my-self.

pALEPHx wrote:

I've been slowly sifting thru the current slate of banners as we await a possible upgrade to their maintenance page. In the meantime, I consider it more important to allow/display the banners from people who don't do as many as I do. Not counting Lurker, who can look forward to having any of his used again the day after he gets a personality transplant. I see no reason to reward his amateurish vandalism if he persists in treating everyone like crap.

I just had a look through his banners that aren't set to display.  Good call on the majority of those.  Why is he up-loading so many that are either stretched or compacted way out of proportion?  Oh, and, I just disabled an-other one his which you likely just missed (Not be-cause of the proportions - Simply be-cause it sucked).

pALEPHx wrote:

I don't recall seeing a recent traffic summary, not that having one would really change a whole lot about what I, specifically, do here.

Well, no; But, I'd just like to see them for curiosity's sake.  Oh, and, for the laughs provided by the Google search terms that have brought people here.

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#1208 2008-05-29 23:56:37

You might want to change the colors on that Christianity definition; it is far too difficult to read as is. 

A dark background would work.

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#1209 2008-05-30 00:07:32

Decadence wrote:

Ah, wasn't familiar with the lead-up to your rant then as I hadn't seen her rant about that my-self.

You've been away, and the thread is long, but just because I string more than five sentences together doesn't make it a rant. I've cut back on those elsewhere, in case you hadn't noticed, yet. In Titsy's case, I only continued to explain because I felt her inquiry (and anyone else's along a similar vein, that might come along in the future) deserved a response.

Decadence wrote:

I just had a look through his banners that aren't set to display. Good call on the majority of those. Why is he up-loading so many that are either stretched or compacted way out of proportion? Oh, and, I just disabled an-other one his which you likely just missed (Not be-cause of the proportions - Simply be-cause it sucked).

I certainly haven't gotten thru all of them, and wasn't targeting his specifically, at least at first. Most of Lurker's are rather juvenile, but some have merit in their simplicity. Whether they mean something more to him is something no one here really cares to know. I suspect the stretching/compression was just part of his "learning curve," but then, he never seemed to learn.

Decadence wrote:

Well, no; But, I'd just like to see them for curiosity's sake. Oh, and, for the laughs provided by the Google search terms that have brought people here.

Ask Choad. I believe he has the URL for the extended statistics the host provides. And yes, the search terms/sources are just as bizarre and prurient as at my own site.

For George: Better? Hmm. Not really. Needs to be bigger, or a different font.

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#1210 2008-05-30 00:35:56

Choad got rid of the ads ages ago.  They weren't making much money, and the side banners are more fun.  I think we made like $30.

Personally I like the reports from statcounter.com better than the dreamhost ones

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#1211 2008-05-30 01:10:12

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#1212 2008-05-30 01:39:54

square wrote:

. . . the uploader O+ wrote is set only to accept images that are 400-800 pixels wide and 100-250 tall.  800x200 is a good target.

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#1213 2008-05-30 17:32:52

George Orr wrote:

You might want to change the colors on that Christianity definition; it is far too difficult to read as is.

That was a lab experiment I forgot to choke.

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#1214 2008-05-30 19:18:07

tojo2000 wrote:

Choad got rid of the ads ages ago.

I have had a life time fill of advertising, inside out. Why fuck up the fun?

Sofie's foot banner graces every page because her generosity paid for this looney madness... Until October.

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#1219 2008-06-01 02:01:08

Point to Toe. I was going to include the "click on links" part, but it made the banner too tall and distorted the text. Enjoy.

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#1220 2008-06-01 02:40:13

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#1221 2008-06-01 03:21:35

I don't think I've ever known anyone who had all of the pieces to Mouse Trap.

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#1222 2008-06-01 03:32:45

Thanks Pale. I saw that on the BBC and the captions alone screamed HS to me. That should make up for my crass blackface photo...

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#1223 2008-06-01 06:43:58

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Thanks Pale. I saw that on the BBC and the captions alone screamed HS to me. That should make up for my crass blackface photo...

If you want, I can still change the word in the upper left to "macacas."

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#1225 2008-06-01 09:38:05

tojo2000 wrote:

choad wrote:

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I don't think I've ever known anyone who had all of the pieces to Mouse Trap.

Only upside to growing up around rich fucks was they discarded their toys intact.

Edit: Rube Goldberg remains my all-time hero.

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#1226 2008-06-03 04:02:46

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#1229 2008-06-04 23:32:51

That's going to give me nightmares.

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#1230 2008-06-04 23:45:25

tojo2000 wrote:

That's going to give me nightmares.

You and me both.  The box?  That towel?!  Some maniac wants those possums to survive!

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#1231 2008-06-05 00:10:53

George Orr wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

That's going to give me nightmares.

You and me both.  The box?  That towel?!  Some maniac wants those possums to survive!

I think that was on Icanhascheezburger back around Xmas - the caption was "Fa la la la la la la la la".

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#1232 2008-06-05 00:18:35

Never mind

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#1233 2008-06-05 00:33:41

sigmoid freud wrote:

I think that was on Icanhascheezburger back around Xmas - the caption was "Fa la la la la la la la la".

For some reason it comforts me to know that I am not the only Streeter who checks out ICHC.com.

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#1235 2008-06-05 01:12:34

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#1237 2008-06-05 01:42:50

fucking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, and I'm a cyclist, even.

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#1238 2008-06-05 01:59:35

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Holy shit. That's wonderful.

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#1239 2008-06-05 02:13:47

choad wrote:

Holy shit. That's wonderful.

Don't thank me, thank the photographer.  And, I guess, the driver too.

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#1240 2008-06-05 02:56:59

square wrote:

choad wrote:

Holy shit. That's wonderful.

Don't thank me, thank the photographer.  And, I guess, the driver too.

The driver scores lifetime bonus points. The photograph sucks.
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#1241 2008-06-05 08:44:18

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#1244 2008-06-07 01:17:05

Cute, but too tall, and I'd question the presence of other people's kids in this context. Putting little black bars over all of their eyes might be an interesting effect, but we already have one like that.

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#1245 2008-06-07 02:00:26

Excellent points. Hadn't thought of that.

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#1246 2008-06-07 02:14:18

Besides, they're all twelve now. >;)

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