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#1402 2008-06-29 16:11:01

Yeah, it's from the 70's, so you wouldn't possess the historical perspective.

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#1403 2008-06-29 16:12:48

Cripes. I thought everyone had seen that old cover.

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#1404 2008-06-29 16:14:55

pALEPHx wrote:

Cute, but reminds me of this:
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Apparently you are a rather younger person than I had assumed, Pale.

Sigmoid's banner is of the original joke, created by Michael O'Donoghue, a very funny man whom I admire immensely.

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#1406 2008-06-29 17:05:59

George Orr wrote:

Apparently you are a rather younger person than I had assumed, Pale.

....a very funny man whom I admire immensely.

Don't you mean the past tense of 'admire?' It seems he died, rather young, in 1994. As for my age, I never made any bones about that, but it's funny how we all perceive each other, online. When O'Donoghue died, I would have been 23. You do the math.

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#1408 2008-06-29 17:21:55

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Nice.

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#1409 2008-06-29 18:03:12

sigmoid freud wrote:

Nice.

Points to you for the source image. Only one minor change needed. ;)

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#1410 2008-06-29 18:21:37

pALEPHx wrote:

Don't you mean the past tense of 'admire?'

He's dead, but I still admire him.

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#1411 2008-06-29 18:38:13

George Orr wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Don't you mean the past tense of 'admire?'

He's dead, but I still admire him.

OK, then. Incidentally, how old did you think I was...or did you just presume every male in the joint was 45-55, curmudgeonly, and enjoying a "second adolescence?"

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#1413 2008-06-29 19:07:47

A) I figured you were about ten years younger than me.  :p

O'Donoghue's take on the human race was about equal parts bewilderment, rage and despair, and out of this he made funny, and I've always loved it.  He's like a spiritual father of High-Street.  I do wish he had not died so early; I'm guessing he'd have felt gleefully at home on the Internet.

B)  I like the "place for fiends" banner but not as much as your original "place for assholes" banner, which still makes me giggle a bit.

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#1417 2008-06-29 19:42:46

George Orr wrote:

B) I like the "place for fiends" banner but not as much as your original "place for assholes" banner, which still makes me giggle a bit.

Sadly, I can't claim that particular one for my own. The filename doesn't look like one I would have used. However, a "MySpace Keyboard" at my site predates it by about 18 months.

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#1419 2008-06-29 20:58:54

pALEPHx wrote:

George Orr wrote:

B) I like the "place for fiends" banner but not as much as your original "place for assholes" banner, which still makes me giggle a bit.

Sadly, I can't claim that particular one for my own. The filename doesn't look like one I would have used. However, a "MySpace Keyboard" at my site predates it by about 18 months.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/pos … oard01.jpg

I'll have to take credit for it. I was rather proud of that one, I have to admit.

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#1420 2008-06-29 22:05:54

Pale, you're trying much, much too hard. Relax, man. A blown hemorrhoid is no fun at all.

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#1421 2008-06-29 22:47:57

X never mind

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#1422 2008-06-29 22:56:23

George Orr wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Cute, but reminds me of this:
http://www.xmere.com/forums/style_avata … kitty1.jpg

Apparently you are a rather younger person than I had assumed, Pale.

Sigmoid's banner is of the original joke, created by Michael O'Donoghue, a very funny man whom I admire immensely.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … lamp73.jpg

I love that NatLamp cover!  A couple of years ago, I used that idea to entice our staff to join our school's Sunshine Club...

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#1423 2008-06-29 23:02:37

sigmoid freud wrote:

Pale, you're trying much, much too hard. Relax, man. A blown hemorrhoid is no fun at all.

That face doesn't look like 'gratitude' to me. :P

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#1424 2008-06-29 23:04:29

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

I love that NatLamp cover!  A couple of years ago, I used that idea to entice our staff to join our school's Sunshine Club...

It's a great idea that's been plagiarized many, many times.  I remember seeing a cover of Spy magazine warning, "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Burn This Flag."

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#1425 2008-06-30 02:40:30

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#1426 2008-06-30 18:40:54

Did anyone ever read the National Lampoon High School Yearbook parody? I grew up on that. A classic that warped my little mind forever.

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#1427 2008-06-30 20:37:25

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Did anyone ever read the National Lampoon High School Yearbook parody? I grew up on that. A classic that warped my little mind forever.

Absolutely!  I was a subscriber back when it was really a decent magazine. Loved the yearbook as well as the Dacron newspaper, too.  One of my most cherished literary possessions is a copy of the "National Lampoon Tenth Anniversary Anthology".  The Spiro T Agnew letters are worth it alone.

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#1428 2008-06-30 20:44:44

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Did anyone ever read the National Lampoon High School Yearbook parody? I grew up on that. A classic that warped my little mind forever.

That one, their Beatles parody issue, and an alternate-universe "history" of how America might have turned out had JFK not been assassinated, were cherished treasures of mine long after the paper had gotten all crackly and musty-smelling.  The attention to detail in the humor was mind-boggling.

At some point I lost them in some apartment move, so now I no longer have any proof that National Lampoon used to be funny.

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#1429 2008-06-30 20:52:05

George Orr wrote:

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Did anyone ever read the National Lampoon High School Yearbook parody? I grew up on that. A classic that warped my little mind forever.

That one, their Beatles parody issue, and an alternate-universe "history" of how America might have turned out had JFK not been assassinated, were cherished treasures of mine long after the paper had gotten all crackly and musty-smelling.  The attention to detail in the humor was mind-boggling.

At some point I lost them in some apartment move, so now I no longer have any proof that National Lampoon used to be funny.

There's always eBay.

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#1430 2008-06-30 20:59:48

whosasailorthen wrote:

There's always eBay.

Now that's funny.

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#1437 2008-07-01 00:18:24

In my bitterness, I shall strike down el Geraldo.

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#1438 2008-07-01 00:56:27

I think you and Wilber need to make up. It's tearing you apart.

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#1439 2008-07-01 00:59:27

Taint wrote:

I think you and Wilber need to make up. It's tearing you apart.

You listen to too much Joy Division.

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#1440 2008-07-01 01:00:51

Actually, I wouldn't know Joy Division from a hole in the wall. But I think the Geraldo banner's a good one.

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#1441 2008-07-02 03:54:08

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#1445 2008-07-03 14:55:25

Fruit shooters?

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#1446 2008-07-03 22:40:48

Taint wrote:

Actually, I wouldn't know Joy Division from a hole in the wall. But I think the Geraldo banner's a good one.

Well, at least you're not "tooting your own horn" (Oh, give me that fucking look - Like I care).  But - Yeah - That is a good one.

It's the bestest drink!

Marketing:  Making the English language it's bitch since you were "shitting green."  Is any-body else surprised at how low the suicide rate in the United States actually seems to be all thing's considered?  Just me then?

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#1447 2008-07-03 23:36:13

pALEPHx wrote:

Fruit shooters?

I don't know what it means either.

Make up your own definition.  We'll all start using it, inject it into the mass consciousness and leave our stamp on the culture!

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#1448 2008-07-04 13:05:21

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#1449 2008-07-04 15:16:10

George Orr wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Fruit shooters?

I don't know what it means either.

Make up your own definition.  We'll all start using it, inject it into the mass consciousness and leave our stamp on the culture!

I believe it refers to this, boys and girls.

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#1450 2008-07-04 15:18:53

whosasailorthen wrote:

I believe it refers to this, boys and girls.

Oh, great. Now we have to listen to the fruit-control freaks getting worked up yet again.

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