#1551 2008-07-25 16:56:40

These last three are not really at your usual humor level, dear.

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#1552 2008-07-25 21:21:37

What? You got your disturbing imagery, you got your ironic use of religious scripture and pop Christian imagery, and you got your prurient humor. What do you want? Kittens with machine guns? Oy.

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#1553 2008-07-26 01:04:45

Taint wrote:

What? You got your disturbing imagery, you got your ironic use of religious scripture and pop Christian imagery, and you got your prurient humor. What do you want? Kittens with machine guns? Oy.

What do I want? What do I want? For you not to phone it in, diva. If you can't take my version of diplomacy, then would you prefer, "Aherm, nothing novel about these pieces of crap, sweetie darling. Spin that wheel a-gain"? (surry, I juss felt the need to throw in a Decadencey hyphenation for the fun o' it)

That aside, I think you did a nifty job on the mask/path/selection around the girl's hair. Hair is hard, unless it's one of those FLDS chicks.

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#1554 2008-07-26 01:09:10

Geez, Pale, you're High Street's own Madame Sousatzka.

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#1555 2008-07-26 01:35:02

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Geez, Pale, you're High Street's own Madame Sousatzka.

Bearing no resemblance whatsoever to Shirley MacLaine, I can only presume you mean that, lacking my own accomplishments, I live through my "student(s)." Bitter old broad I may be, but sue me for pushing others to rise above mediocrity. I didn't manage several graphic arts shops so that a grander dame than I could get away with slapping some copy on a hackneyed image or two. I shall whip Taint when it suits me; you will not stop me. Besides, he kinda likes it.

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#1556 2008-07-26 05:42:08

pALEPHx wrote:

Taint wrote:

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Nice. Do you have any other "master of the obvious" ones left up your sleeve? This makes a nice bookend to the Lurker banner, but I find myself worrying what other one-word summaries exist for the rest of the Irregulars.

What, you don't want to see Taint's self portrait?

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#1557 2008-07-26 06:35:54

I think I meant more George Steinbrenner-no insult meant...(am I allowed to be contrite on this show?)

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#1558 2008-07-26 08:43:11

icangetyouatoe wrote:

(am I allowed to be contrite on this show?)

No. All is punishment! All is wine and roses! All is Land of the Lost! Sleestaks! Sleestaks!

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#1559 2008-07-26 20:08:14

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#1560 2008-07-26 20:23:53

You did that on purpose, you whore.

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#1561 2008-07-26 21:33:10

Pale wrote:

You did that on purpose, you whore.

Whores charge for it. I give it away.

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#1562 2008-07-26 21:45:07

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#1563 2008-07-26 22:15:06

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#1564 2008-07-26 23:02:35

Taint wrote:

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Excellent.

Sucky.

I have been adoring that feral infant one since it was first posted. I figured, if we had avatars around here, everyone would want it.

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#1565 2008-07-26 23:13:52

pALEPHx wrote:

Sucky.

Just trying to broaden our demographic and niche appeal.

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#1566 2008-07-27 07:57:15

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/kittyprimate.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/cheesecake.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/greenlantern.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/googletech.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/museumjail.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/rabbitfood.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/canaryinamineshaft.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/saycheeze3.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/cheesecake2.jpg



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#1567 2008-07-27 16:59:33

choad wrote:

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/cheesecake.jpg

YES.

One of few who compare:

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/350/hsovbergmanpz1.jpg

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#1568 2008-07-27 18:18:40

New Banner Added:

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#1569 2008-07-27 18:46:23

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#1570 2008-07-27 19:14:48

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/banner_dummies.png

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#1571 2008-07-27 19:49:24

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#1572 2008-07-27 20:08:39

I particularly like this one.

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#1573 2008-07-27 20:40:04

Hubba-hubba, ding-ding.

Hope you're adding yours to the rotation?

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#1574 2008-07-27 21:25:05

choad wrote:

Hubba-hubba, ding-ding.

Hope you're adding yours to the rotation?

Done.

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#1575 2008-07-28 01:00:35

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#1576 2008-07-28 05:04:55

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#1577 2008-07-28 05:05:57

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#1578 2008-07-28 06:08:17

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hubcapglobe.png



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#1579 2008-07-28 08:48:53

This one's long, long overdue.

For Opsec, Square and most especially, Smitty.

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/4square.jpg



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#1580 2008-07-29 00:38:38

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Edit: credit lechero

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#1581 2008-07-29 02:28:31

Despite my bitching with Taint, I haven't actually voted any of these down, in the months since we've had the feature. Should I be disapproving/deleting, or are people going to get all bent outta shape that Me No Likey Yer Bannerz? We're starting to get back up to a lot of them again.

http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/weed-whacker/weed-whacker-7.jpg

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#1582 2008-07-29 03:32:59

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#1583 2008-07-29 03:33:10

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#1584 2008-07-29 12:53:23

Pale, I just KNEW that turtle was a banner. He had a very high street smile. That said, my fave so far is sig's red tree branch one. The coolest.
As far as what you do, I give you a full vote of confidence. Delete at will.

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#1585 2008-07-29 13:06:09

Second the love for the gleeful turtle.  I do prefer square's use of the cat-and-bus to Pale's.  No offense, Pale.

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#1586 2008-07-29 13:12:33

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Delete at will.

Second the vote of confidence.  I would, however, like to request that you announce what you're deleting.

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#1587 2008-07-29 14:28:18

Pare away, Pale. Pare away.

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#1588 2008-07-29 14:28:44

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I would, however, like to request that you announce what you're deleting.

I'll see what I can throw together. Nothing before this weekend, probably.

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#1589 2008-07-29 14:57:03

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#1590 2008-07-30 21:08:58

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#1591 2008-07-30 21:33:35

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/RedMicrobia.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/batshitnutter.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/theavengers.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/ediblemushroom.jpg



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#1592 2008-07-31 01:33:51

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#1593 2008-07-31 02:13:39

pALEPHx wrote:

Should I be disapproving/deleting, or are people going to get all bent outta shape that Me No Likey Yer Bannerz? We're starting to get back up to a lot of them again.

Fine by me if older lame ones are deleted.  Might want to set old worthy ones to "not displayed" to temporarily take them out of rotation, then reinstate them when the mood strikes.

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#1594 2008-07-31 04:29:52

square wrote:

Fine by me if older lame ones are deleted.  Might want to set old worthy ones to "not displayed" to temporarily take them out of rotation, then reinstate them when the mood strikes.

I'm still actively gauging this 'mood' of which you speak. You seem to be of the belief that others actively participate (when not complaining about something deleted). If I were to try, say, a "banner voting post," then I'd have to host all that shit, and pay close attention, but otherwise it's dreadfully hard to get a bead on what the Irregulars are 'used to' at this point. I know which ones I don't mind seeing, time and again...the ones that reassure me "Yes, you benumbed, jaded snatch, you're AT HIGH STREET, BEEYOTCH." It's just that I'd like to avoid pissing people off accidentally. Deliberately, I'm OK with.

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#1595 2008-07-31 05:19:11

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#1596 2008-07-31 10:33:33

[fuckup]deleted[/fuckup]

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#1597 2008-07-31 10:38:20

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/groundhogwhore.jpg

Eh? It's my first stab at banners, the GIMP (thanks taint and pale), and image editing in general.

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#1598 2008-07-31 11:29:40

I love the cut-rate marquee...Was that misplaced apostrophe intentional?

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#1599 2008-07-31 11:38:40

George Orr wrote:

I love the cut-rate marquee...Was that misplaced apostrophe intentional?

Fuck yeah! It offends me that we spend millions of dollars on PSAs about elder abuse and baby shaking, yet not a penny for the proper fucking use of apostrophes.

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#1600 2008-07-31 11:42:34

George Orr wrote:

I love the cut-rate marquee...Was that misplaced apostrophe intentional?

I'm sure everybody already knows about this site, but just in case somebody's been manually making these sign images:

http://www.signgenerator.org/

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