#2501 2009-01-12 13:01:25

That's such a beautiful story I'm compelled to pretend it is true.

whosasailorthen wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Sidebar?

If it were true, yeah.

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#2502 2009-01-12 13:35:48

whosasailorthen wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Sidebar?

If it were true, yeah.

Things have to be true to make the sidebar?  This is new.

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#2503 2009-01-12 23:53:22

whosasailorthen wrote:

If it were true, yeah.

What, you expect me to believe your website over an article that has obviously appeared in actual print?  Pah!
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/36_hippoeatsdwarf.png

Plus, it makes a nice companion for these two:
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hippo.jpg https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hippo2.jpg

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#2504 2009-01-13 00:45:59

Sidebanner offering:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_monkey_smile.jpg

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#2505 2009-01-13 01:04:03

sigmoid freud wrote:

Sidebanner offering:

Added.

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#2507 2009-01-13 18:54:48

A visual aid as to why sidepics and banners need to be separated.

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#2508 2009-01-14 01:20:51

square wrote:

Not entirely happy with either of these; feedback or tagline suggestions welcome.
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/5748 … er1dq2.jpg

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6276 … er2we7.jpg

And as far as I'm concerned, the picture thread is not NSFW-mandatory.  Don't know why others would have that impression.

The kid on the right has "SILENT BUT DEADLY' written all over him.

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#2509 2009-01-14 01:36:25

square wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

If it were true, yeah.

What, you expect me to believe your website over an article that has obviously appeared in actual print?  Pah!

There's no art in that, it's off-center and tough to read. There are other offenders in that archive I plan to weed out soon, most of them my own entries. Headers flip right by. Sidepic mistakes linger and deserve a higher standard.

I've hesitated to ask but while I'm at it, are there any particular images that are offensive to anyone? Besides Zookeeper, I mean.

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#2510 2009-01-14 02:43:28

choad wrote:

I've hesitated to ask but while I'm at it, are there any particular images that are offensive to anyone? Besides Zookeeper, I mean.

I'd appreciate if the ginormous animated GIFs got pared down.

Code:

619K Aug 17 23:04 joker.gif
626K Nov  5 00:46 2ikyzxg.gif
780K Dec  8 23:20 dakota.gif
788K Feb 24  2008 sofaking.gif
812K May 26  2008 moron.gif
1.5M Jun 27  2008 pedofag.gif
2.0M Jun 21  2008 rabid.gif
2.2M Dec 12 00:10 GOdogs.gif

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#2511 2009-01-14 08:58:49

square wrote:

I'd appreciate if the ginormous animated GIFs got pared down.

You're right, time for new ones. Those can all go.

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#2512 2009-01-16 04:19:10

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#2513 2009-01-16 04:35:20

Shouldn't that be "A proud ChristWire.Org . . .?"  And, an orange back-ground?  Seriously, Dude?

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#2514 2009-01-16 16:15:49

Decadence wrote:

Shouldn't that be "A proud ChristWire.Org . . .?"  And, an orange back-ground?  Seriously, Dude?

It's a subtle statement of my support for O+'s fight against internet mediocrity. Or something to that effect.

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#2515 2009-01-16 17:56:37

Taint wrote:

Decadence wrote:

Shouldn't that be "A proud ChristWire.Org . . .?"  And, an orange back-ground?  Seriously, Dude?

It's a subtle statement of my support for O+'s fight against internet mediocrity. Or something to that effect.

Subtle ain't legible.

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#2516 2009-01-16 18:36:09

Oh, Christ, people. OK, so you like the banner but you want the color changed? What are you? Interior decorators? What are your color preferences? Throw me some suggestions and I'll do another.

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#2517 2009-01-16 19:01:28

Taint wrote:

What are your color preferences? Throw me some suggestions and I'll do another.

I think you should mimic the color scheme of their banner:

http://christwire.org/wp-content/themes/church_20/images/cwirelogo.png

...or at the very least go with blue and silver/gray.

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#2518 2009-01-16 19:41:52

George Orr wrote:

Taint wrote:

What are your color preferences? Throw me some suggestions and I'll do another.

I think you should mimic the color scheme of their banner:

http://christwire.org/wp-content/themes … relogo.png

...or at the very least go with blue and silver/gray.

George wins. The rest of you are wienies. I'll churn out something in the next day or so.

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#2519 2009-01-17 17:40:26

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hsovswimcap.jpg

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#2520 2009-01-17 17:48:59

Christwire's a satiric site, right?

...right?

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#2521 2009-01-17 23:18:36

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Christwire's a satiric site, right?

...right?

Yeah, that's the whole problem with trying to satirize "Fundies."  How do you make people who are all-ready ridiculously hilarious any funnier?

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#2522 2009-01-18 00:58:20

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#2523 2009-01-18 00:58:59

Happy?

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#2524 2009-01-18 01:02:06

Taint wrote:

Happy?

I came.

...Seriously, that looks great.

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#2525 2009-01-18 10:26:44

Who uploaded this gem, and do they have any context on it?

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/pedofag.gif

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#2526 2009-01-19 00:33:06

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/mschokesondick.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/aftereverymeal.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/catinthehat.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/borris.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/dudleydoright.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/flyingdogs.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/oddduck.png



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#2527 2009-01-19 11:20:59

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Who uploaded this gem, and do they have any context on it?

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/pedofag.gif

I thought it had been taken out of rotation because it's over 1.5 Mb. The question has been asked before, but no one seemed to want to own it. I had no idea what was happening in the GIF either, but I found it most disturbing and inappropriate, even for here.

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#2528 2009-01-19 11:32:44

pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Who uploaded this gem, and do they have any context on it?

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/pedofag.gif

I thought it had been taken out of rotation because it's over 1.5 Mb. The question has been asked before, but no one seemed to want to own it. I had no idea what was happening in the GIF either, but I found it most disturbing and inappropriate, even for here.

I stared at it for several minutes because it is so mind-bendingly awesome.

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#2529 2009-01-19 19:29:17

For Dhal, sunny side up.

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#2530 2009-01-23 20:06:44

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#2531 2009-01-24 04:40:39

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Credit Scotty.

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#2532 2009-01-26 06:30:25

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#2533 2009-01-30 16:10:22

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#2534 2009-01-30 23:37:30

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#2535 2009-01-31 00:36:03

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#2536 2009-01-31 18:12:31

Some accepted, some deleted. You can't win 'em all, dear. Also deleted some of my own, owing to the stats page. Currently, anything with a -9 or above gets the axe, Tina.

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#2537 2009-02-01 19:29:52

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#2538 2009-02-01 19:30:52

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#2539 2009-02-01 20:49:56

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#2540 2009-02-02 17:03:31

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#2541 2009-02-04 23:45:37

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May I ask who killed my previous two banners? Pale?

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#2542 2009-02-05 13:21:09

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#2543 2009-02-05 19:13:10

sigmoid freud wrote:

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/HS-Try-the-Train.jpg

May I ask who killed my previous two banners? Pale?

It would have to be me, but we can't have a winner every time. Mostly, if I don't understand it, or I'm not feelin' it, it goes. We have tons and tons of banners, and I have to eliminate some of my own, just from the voting. So it's about as fair to raise the bar.

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#2544 2009-02-06 07:02:14

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/bullwinkle.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/consumerwhore.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/pullplug.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/mentosandcoke.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/elderboy.png



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#2545 2009-02-06 23:38:26

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#2547 2009-02-08 18:13:10

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#2548 2009-02-08 21:29:40

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hsovaccordion.jpg

I love the following image from the MUM site - there seem to be so many possible interpretations of what's going on - but can't quite come up with a good tagline.  Anyone want to give it a try?
https://cruelery.com/uploads/72_hsokotex.png

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#2549 2009-02-09 02:32:47

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#2550 2009-02-10 00:20:33

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