#2551 2009-02-12 00:05:38
Can the Goatse-Xmas-Tree-Ornament banner be taken down until Thanksgiving?
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#2552 2009-02-12 00:21:16
sigmoid freud wrote:
Can the Goatse-Xmas-Tree-Ornament banner be taken down until Thanksgiving?
Sorry Sigmoid, but our sales were really, really down last quarter. We need to promote our Christmas merchandise as much as possible.
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#2553 2009-02-12 00:25:59
sigmoid freud wrote:
Can the Goatse-Xmas-Tree-Ornament banner be taken down until Thanksgiving?
If I can find them, I'll take down the "seasonal merchandise." They're rarely named in ways that make them easy to relocate.
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#2554 2009-02-12 22:18:12
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#2555 2009-02-14 18:53:22
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#2556 2009-02-15 05:22:56
George Orr wrote:
Cool. Weevil.
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#2557 2009-02-15 14:38:30
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#2558 2009-02-15 23:09:39
Taint wrote:
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]https://cruelery.com/header/HSwedbedangerous.jpg
First one's made me laugh in a long, long time. Mine included.
Edit 1: Pale, hands off.
Edit 2: Taint, where is the original?
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#2559 2009-02-15 23:45:52
sigmoid freud wrote:
Taint wrote:
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First one's made me laugh in a long, long time.
Me, too. I wiggled it a bit above, just playing.
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#2561 2009-02-16 01:30:30
choad wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Taint wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/img/HSwedbedangerous.jpgFirst one's made me laugh in a long, long time.
Me, too. I wiggled it a bit above, just playing.
Hm. I kinda like the original better.
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#2562 2009-02-16 07:10:43
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#2563 2009-02-16 10:46:10
sigmoid freud wrote:
Taint wrote:
New Banner Added:
]https://cruelery.com/header/HSwedbedangerous.jpgFirst one's made me laugh in a long, long time. Mine included.
Edit 1: Pale, hands off.
Edit 2: Taint, where is the original?
I'm not sure. I just Stumbled on it and liked it.
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#2564 2009-02-17 00:34:54
sigmoid freud wrote:
Edit 1: Pale, hands off.
Just for you. Just this once.
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#2565 2009-02-17 06:38:18
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#2566 2009-02-17 23:08:29
I was cleaning off my desktop and found the image below. I really like the artwork and IIRC, I downloaded this High Street banner in hopes of finding the artist's name or website but had no such luck. Its file name was "pleiades". I am hoping someone reading this thread will have some information. Anybody know anything about this?
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#2567 2009-02-19 05:27:09
nfidelbastard wrote:
Its file name was "pleiades". I am hoping someone reading this thread will have some information. Anybody know anything about this?
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s101 … eiades.jpg
Yup. The original turned up on SpaceGhetto early last Feb and looked something like this:
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#2568 2009-02-19 19:33:39
Sidebanner, perhaps?
hm, rescaling the whole thing to 200px wide renders it basically illegible. There's this though:
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#2569 2009-02-23 01:03:00
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#2570 2009-02-24 19:53:34
New Banner Added:
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#2571 2009-02-25 02:18:12
New Banner Added:
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#2572 2009-02-25 11:09:12
No. Maybe. Also eliminated four.
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#2573 2009-02-25 20:10:13
No to the elephants? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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#2574 2009-02-26 06:39:05
I love the elephants!
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#2575 2009-02-26 12:27:29
Yeah, Pale, I gotta say I dig the elephants, too.
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#2576 2009-02-26 12:51:57
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#2577 2009-02-26 15:27:18
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#2578 2009-02-26 19:04:53
Manhattan Bridge Construction, 1909
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#2579 2009-02-26 22:52:43
I think this is clever:
Kudos to whoever is responsible.
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#2580 2009-02-26 23:24:57
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I think this is clever:
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/asofakidbook.jpg
Kudos to whoever is responsible.
Everything I know about hedline writing I owe to Mad Magazine.
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#2581 2009-02-26 23:28:58
I love the Spike Lee reference.
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#2582 2009-02-28 02:17:18
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#2583 2009-02-28 08:43:09
fnord wrote:
I love the elephants!
Taint wrote:
Yeah, Pale, I gotta say I dig the elephants, too.
Yeah, Pale, WTF? The aspect ratio is correct, the photo is in focus, the artwork doesn't infringe on anyone's copyright, and Comic Sans is nowhere to be found. I thought we were letting the voters decide? Remember, you were initially opposed to the "Healing and Nurturing" banner but it has since redeemed itself.
Many of my banners are consistently among the top-rated, but what do I know? Perhaps I've overlooked a new set of artistic guidelines. In that case, here's a couple alternatives:
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#2584 2009-02-28 09:04:26
karenw wrote:
Yeah, Pale, WTF? ... I thought we were letting the voters decide?
Fuck pALEPHx [aka faggot nazi drama queen].
Your banner is now displayed, karenw.
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#2585 2009-02-28 09:18:57
Woooohooo! I love you, MSG. And the elephants do, too.
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#2586 2009-02-28 17:08:15
For the record, Pale didn't actually do anything to get rid of the elephant banner, he just didn't promote it to be viewable by all, so you can put down your pitchforks and torches.
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#2587 2009-02-28 17:14:12
Dammit it's been too long since we lynched somebody around here. The natives are beginning to get restless. The longer we put it off, the worse it's gonna be. We might as well have a little lynching now to release the pressure.
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#2588 2009-02-28 19:01:41
jesusluvspegging wrote:
The longer we put it off, the worse it's gonna be. We might as well have a little lynching now to release the pressure.
There are alternatives.
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#2589 2009-02-28 19:13:42
square wrote:
For the record, Pale didn't actually do anything to get rid of the elephant banner, he just didn't promote it to be viewable by all, so you can put down your pitchforks and torches.
Well, since I don't have admin privileges, it all amounts to the same thing, doesn't it?
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#2590 2009-02-28 19:40:48
Since he is a faggot nazi drama queen no pitchforks and torches were used.
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#2591 2009-02-28 20:12:28
karenw wrote:
Well, since I don't have admin privileges, it all amounts to the same thing, doesn't it?
Not quite. There are four states:
Display to members - The banner shows only to those who are logged in. Newly-uploaded banners start in this category. This is where Pale left the elephants.
Display to all - Shown to both members and guests. This is where MSG put the elephants.
Not displayed - Just what you'd think.
Deleted - Removes banner from the control panel list. The actual image still exists and can be restored, but this requires manual intervention on the server.
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#2592 2009-02-28 20:20:12
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Dammit it's been too long since we lynched somebody around here.
Happy now?
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#2593 2009-02-28 20:57:09
square wrote:
Display to members ... This is where Pale left the elephants.
For the record square, the banner was listed as Not displayed. This is the reason for the change of status.
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#2594 2009-03-01 04:15:51
MSG Tripps wrote:
For the record square, the banner was listed as Not displayed. This is the reason for the change of status.
My mistake. I was confused because the log said you were the only one to touch that banner, but it makes sense now. There's an aspect of orangeplus's code I wasn't aware of: banners uploaded by moderators and admins start out in the Display to members category. Those uploaded by other users start as Not displayed.
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#2595 2009-03-01 04:42:22
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#2596 2009-03-01 04:56:06
choad wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Dammit it's been too long since we lynched somebody around here.
Happy now?
Nobody's pissed off yet, so no.
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#2597 2009-03-01 07:25:58
jesusluvspegging wrote:
choad wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Dammit it's been too long since we lynched somebody around here.
Happy now?
Nobody's pissed off yet, so no.
It's snowing. I am.
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#2598 2009-03-01 07:34:45
It's raining and cold. Now if it was just windy it'd be my favorite weather.
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#2599 2009-03-02 13:27:35
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#2600 2009-03-02 14:27:17
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