Fled wrote:

stuff

Thanks, fled, but I don't think Pale's gonna step down (despite repeated threats to do so) for anything less than a slapdown from Choad.

Fled wrote:

I am spending the end of summer in northeastern Maine, far away from the internets and all things modern.  However, I stumbled into an opportunity to take a stroll down High Street.  JLP, you remember correctly.  Palehorse abdicated, surrendered the scepter, and you answered his cry for help and attention by accepting his offer to give up the role.  He cannot worm his way back into power now.

I am spending the end of the summer in southeastern conflict avoidance and its fucking muggy. Give JPL a shot at it, Pale.

OK, I have resurrected the following banners deleted by Pale:
HSflorida.jpg by Taint
HSbicyclejesus.jpg by Taint
HShighfidelity.jpg by Taint
hsedwanted.jpg by jesusluvspegging

I have also resurrected the following deleted by JLP.  These were marked as "not shown" because they are seasonal banners only brought out at the appropriate time.  Please do not delete them unless they hit negative vote territory:
hsoxmassatan.jpg by square
BannerChristmas.jpg by Redacted
pale_xmastank.jpg by pALEPHx
pale_goatsmas.jpg by choad
pale_chimneys.jpg by pALEPHx
nyj-hanukkah.jpg by choad
pale_xmas02.jpg by pALEPHx

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Yeah, they ain't all weiners.

I think choad is on some serious R&R.

MSG Tripps wrote:

I think choad is on some serious R&R.

Heat and extreme low pressure, with my name all over it, is testing the limits of my ability to accomplish anything. So is...

I've never yet remained awake through a hurricane. This one was a tosser, just by way of no harm. A few sprinkles and a complete rook.

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Hey choad, if you can't hang  ....

The year there all most wasn't a summer in some places.

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hsedwanted.jpg      jesusluvspegging      Deleted      2009-08-27 06:45:24
letusinbanner.jpg     Montecore     Deleted     2009-08-27 06:45:24
HShighfidelity.jpg     Taint     Deleted     2009-08-27 06:45:24
HSbicyclejesus.jpg     Taint     Deleted     2009-08-27 06:45:24
HSflorida.jpg     Taint     Deleted     2009-08-27 06:45:24
HSundercover.jpg     Taint     Deleted     2009-08-27 06:45:24
BreakfastClub.jpg     Decadence     Deleted     2009-08-27 06:45:24

Goddamn it.  There's nothing worse than a sore loser, is there?

Pale, you shit, if this was you then you're two times a liar: once when you said you'd give the job up to whoever wanted it, and once when you said you'd surrender it if Choad told you to.

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jesusluvspegging wrote:

Goddamn it.  There's nothing worse than a sore loser, is there?

Pale, you shit, if this was you then you're two times a liar . . .

It was most certainly Be-Yond The Pale.  He vaguely re-ferenced the act in an-other thread.  Square set up the system so that they don't actually de-lete but are re-located.  He told us how to un-de-lete once; But, as is usual during our administrative meetings, I was too busy staring at Sofie's ass to take notes.  So, I'm really of no help here.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

If nobody with superior admin powers undeletes them by then, I'll resubmit them all and put them back in the rotation.

Just send a message with the file names to Square.  He should be capable of re-storing them easily enough.  I'd try to re-store them; But, a-gain, my notes from that particular meeting seem to mostly consist of sketches of winged phalluses and old Genesis lyrics.

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square wrote:

Can't wait for that horrible Breakfast Club banner to be voted into oblivion.

As I pre-viously ac-knowledged (And, as seems to be the "case" with all of my banners), I don't ex-pect any-body but me to find it a-musing.  It should be gone soon enough.

Oh, and, thanks for un-fucking* the banners, Square.

* Here-To-Fore to be known as "De-Paling" (eg:  I thought that Rebecca was seriously going to "go off on your ass" when she caught you talking to Sondra; But, you to-tally de-Paled that situation, dude.)

Post-Script:  Is there any chance that you could ex-tend the al-lowance field for the front page titles?  A-Gain, I realize full-well that I am the only one enter-tained; But, a few of my re-cent entries have "cut off" and lost the "punny".

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I thought both these guys looked so geh I had to put it on here. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Keep in mind that sidepics are only 200 pixels wide.  The "lady" urinating while standing and the pink superhero's erection simply aren't going to be visible when the image is scaled down.  Think simple, and the more lurid the better.

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Yeah, the Dead Kennedys one is great.

scarydog wrote:

Excuse me for being completely clueless/uninformed, but who actually owns the rights to High-Street?

Is your at-torney needing an ad-dress?  Pale might be willing to "blow" you, if we can "settle this matter" out of court.

Post-Script:  Choad owns the domain name.  The rest of us simply "work" here.

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Taint wrote:

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https://cruelery.com/header/HSdeadkennedys.jpg

Awe-some!

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Banner Czar Transparency Project post:

cleaned up <=0 banners older than 30 days today.  At the first of each month I'll be bumping any old banners that have fallen out of favor.  I've decided to go with no-display instead of delete, to save wear and tear on square, 'cause that ain't fair.

This is my first no-display action since the OMG INTARNET DRAMA.  New banners will be subjected to the rolling 30-day voting deadline starting with today. 

Banners set to nodisplay:

hsedwanted.jpg by jesusluvspegging (not quite at a month, but I don't see its score improving in the next two days.  I will not take such liberties with the deadlines on other people's banners.)
HSgoodtime.jpg by Taint
HSboobs.jpg by Taint
Ready-for-Anybody.jpg by sigmoid freud
hspredatory.jpg by jesusluvspegging
Bannercocky.jpg by Redacted
InternetDiversityImproved&Trimmed.png by fnord
tommy.gif by choad
pale_eyeball1.jpg by pALEPHx
pale_hsban35.jpg by pALEPHx
pale_hsban32.jpg by pALEPHx

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I will sit on it and then wear it.

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