#251 2007-11-13 16:39:58
pALEPHx wrote:
You get to live, partly because I think you're born under the Chinese sign of the Pig.
Sorry, 1971 has nothing to do with when I was born. But if the pig thing works for you, who am I to judge?
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#252 2007-11-13 18:35:25
Lurker wrote:
The nuns were raffling off the guns...
Damn. It was actually better without the backstory. I was all ready for a "Toys for Tots vs. Nuns with Guns" banner.
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btw pale, I'm not fat and I don't like KISS or goth...oh, and I don't go to food courts...
So you say... Hee.
sigmoid freud wrote:
Hey - those of you with skillz, how about J. Edgar Hoover and the quote "Love will keep us together."
Working on it.
asdf1971 wrote:
Sorry, 1971 has nothing to do with when I was born.
Well, then if it wasn't the Year of the Cock, I don't want to know about it.
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#253 2007-11-13 19:19:44
feisty wrote:
https://cruelery.com/header/highstreet7.jpg
Yay! New banner from Feisty!
Oh yeah, this one is bitchin'. You're the best Charley. By the time this thread has run its course we'll have enough material for a alternative coffee table book.
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#254 2007-11-13 19:22:35
pALEPHx wrote:
Lurker wrote:
The nuns were raffling off the guns...
Damn. It was actually better without the backstory. I was all ready for a "Toys for Tots vs. Nuns with Guns" banner.
Sorry, but that's the story.....don't see why you can't use your idea. The pic is so old, no one would know. "Round these parts, no one would even care. Go for it.Lurker wrote:
btw pale, I'm not fat and I don't like KISS or goth...oh, and I don't go to food courts...
So you say... Hee.
Hey, by your own admission, you out-weigh me by 50 lbs (no colon will do that for a person)asdf1971 wrote:
Sorry, 1971 has nothing to do with when I was born.
Well, then if it wasn't the Year of the Cock, I don't want to know about it.
What about a Pisces Pig? (I AM a pig, btw....) I know, TMI....
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#255 2007-11-13 20:50:32
whosasailorthen wrote:
Top link died... moved the photo and relinked it...
Done. See "pale_hsban27.jpg." I also caught the 'Body Snatchers' one (#26) as suggested in another thread by, I think, Scotty. Is no one approving these lately? I have no qualms about deleting the unused ones. Just give me a chance to improve any that could use it. I'm not saving them locally.
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Hey, by your own admission, you out-weigh me by 50 lbs (no colon will do that for a person)
What about a Pisces Pig?
Pardoning the circumstance from which it arose, I actually could make a banner of my colon. It would probably make a better logo, being a rather unremarkable section of plumbing. At least we'd know what it was. Strange, I'd be more comfortable with that splashed across the 'net, but not my face. Oh, well. The pig idea is intriguing, tho. I'll have to see how I'm feeling tomorrow.
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#256 2007-11-13 22:13:39
Body Snatchers, omg, I has a tear, let me show you it.
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#257 2007-11-13 22:36:36
Bee's Knees? Really? It got displayed and my Harris-Klebold banner is a no-go?
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#258 2007-11-13 22:37:39
Eh... no edit.
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#259 2007-11-13 23:01:35
Love the Aqua Dots one, feisty. If you don't mind me suggesting one tweak:
Or if you prefer a more subtle approach:
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#260 2007-11-13 23:02:44
Nice add... I like the first one.
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#261 2007-11-13 23:30:05
Square, totally happy with the first one. Go ahead and add that one.
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#262 2007-11-14 00:04:18
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#263 2007-11-14 00:30:15
How about "I (jet airplane) NY"?
The N'Awlins Michelob looter guy and "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
Maybe Travolta in Saturday Night Fever drag and/or the Farrah Fawcett poster, with "Remembering our great national nightmare."
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#264 2007-11-14 03:29:01
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#265 2007-11-14 07:16:13
feisty wrote:
Bee's Knees? Really? It got displayed and my Harris-Klebold banner is a no-go?
https://cruelery.com/headermant.php#aimage104
Damn, you're just never satisfied, are you? Your Aqua Dot banner is brilliant.
Why don't you create a "Cats pajamas" banner? Bet it would be displayed.
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#266 2007-11-14 07:17:53
fnord wrote:
Brilliant, Fnord, I actually saw a girl at the SPCA carrying her kitten like that. Hope the kitties grow out of it before they get too big and do that kneading thing. Ouch!
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#267 2007-11-14 09:41:41
Just gonna begin throwing out some images for you banner makers:
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#268 2007-11-14 15:17:31
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#269 2007-11-14 15:32:10
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#270 2007-11-14 15:53:16
Yo Fled, follow the banner link at the top and upload them into the system. The colonel is awesome.
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#271 2007-11-14 16:15:26
Hey Lurker, I have allowed a few of your banners, but sadly the best one, disarm, the text is too difficult to read, you've got up to 800 px wide, please use them.
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#272 2007-11-14 16:28:49
orangeplus wrote:
Yo Fled, follow the banner link at the top and upload them into the system. The colonel is awesome.
Erm, he COULD bring the text and the Col. down a bit, show his face and shrink the height to regulation 200px.
Yeah, still treading water.
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#273 2007-11-14 16:33:53
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#274 2007-11-14 17:16:28
Ok, I've now thrown my (b&w) hats into the ring:
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#275 2007-11-14 17:40:56
I thought you preferred them no taller than 200 px?
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#276 2007-11-14 17:46:32
You may be thinking of someone else, I set the limit at 250.
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#277 2007-11-14 17:55:25
I was thinking 200, as well, but I'll the extra 50 pixels. I am a size queen, after all.
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#278 2007-11-14 18:22:16
200, 250, whichever works better for you, I wish a bunch of these were wider, but the system tolerances on height are fine for me
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#279 2007-11-14 18:27:16
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#280 2007-11-14 18:55:38
orangeplus wrote:
That is fucking wonderful.
Wonderful.
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#281 2007-11-14 18:57:32
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#282 2007-11-14 18:59:59
Hey Taint, if you upload your banners from the link at the top, you can display them back here without having to use imageshack.
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#283 2007-11-14 19:13:23
I've tried Orange, many times, but I'm too stupid to get it to work. Even when I load them as png's, or jpg's, they won't upload. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.
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#284 2007-11-14 19:13:42
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#285 2007-11-14 19:42:20
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#286 2007-11-14 20:17:29
orangeplus wrote:
Hey Lurker, I have allowed a few of your banners, but sadly the best one, disarm, the text is too difficult to read, you've got up to 800 px wide, please use them.
Thanks OP. How's this? Feel free to delete the old one....
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8848 … nt2ws3.jpg
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#287 2007-11-14 20:21:32
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#288 2007-11-14 21:44:14
a new one.....
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#289 2007-11-14 21:52:44
or maybe this is more legible....
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#290 2007-11-14 21:54:43
Lurker wrote:
or maybe this is more legible....
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4742 … exxlz0.jpg
Would be alright if this weren't High-Street.ORG
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#291 2007-11-14 22:14:26
Scotty wrote:
Lurker wrote:
or maybe this is more legible....
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4742 … exxlz0.jpgWould be alright if this weren't High-Street.ORG
aaggghhhhfuckshitpiss.....thanks scotty
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#292 2007-11-14 22:26:31
Lurker wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Lurker wrote:
or maybe this is more legible....
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4742 … exxlz0.jpgWould be alright if this weren't High-Street.ORG
aaggghhhhfuckshitpiss.....thanks scotty
otey, this be gooder...fuck, what a tard is I be...
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#293 2007-11-14 22:37:44
I'm not particularly pleased with how this one came out. Opinions?
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#294 2007-11-14 22:46:18
[img]https://cruelery.com/header/Distortion.gif[img]
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#295 2007-11-14 22:47:41
Zookeeper wrote:
[url]https://cruelery.com/header/Distortion.gif[url]
Give me back my #&^%@!*&@! EDIT FEATURE!
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#296 2007-11-14 22:52:14
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Opinions?
I'm just tickled that you used "my" Toilet Safety Seat™ pic.
I'm in the middle of preparing for a move to another city and don't have the time to fuck with it, but I have an awesome photo I saved of a feral boa or python or some fucking snake that got loose in Florida, and ate him a gator, and then literally busted a gut. (No winners in that fight.)
I'd been planning to try to make another banner with it, but a) I gots no time for this nonsense right now; b) the cleverest slogan I can think of is "not for weak stomachs;" and c) I'd probably just fuck it up anyway.
...But if I upload it on the banner thread, would one of you like to have a bash at it? Either as a banner, or as an entrant in the 404 page "contest"?
Just let me know before the weekend.
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#297 2007-11-14 23:30:47
Zookeeper wrote:
Zookeeper wrote:
[url]https://cruelery.com/header/Distortion.gif[url]
Give me back my #&^%@!*&@! EDIT FEATURE!
https://cruelery.com/header/Distortion.gif
WRT distorted banners, can you not make a banner with a picture that isn't wide enough? Maybe add a fucking colored square(or another picture on one end of the picture to make it long enough without fucking it up?
Jesus tits, Zookie.
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#298 2007-11-14 23:31:17
George Orr wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Opinions?
I'm just tickled that you used "my" Toilet Safety Seat™ pic.
I also use it as my tag when playing video games, though slightly modified:
That shit makes me crack up EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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#299 2007-11-15 00:15:29
"Hooked on a feeling."
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