#3551 2010-12-14 10:15:23

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#3552 2010-12-14 22:06:23

There must be a use for this

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#3553 2010-12-14 22:38:55

sigmoid freud wrote:

And,  while we're on the subject :

Wikipedia wrote:

The largest difference between the opossum and other mammals is the bifurcated penis of the male and bifurcated vagina of the female (the source of the Latin "didelphis," meaning double-wombed).

I once had a woman like that... two vag's and two utes... couldn't tell anything from outside, but it was VERY odd to make love to her, as there was a septum in the center that was WAY too goddamned easy to poke... and it would hurt both of us like hell when I did... so I kinda had to stay deep for the whole ride, and not play the 'teasing-you-by-just-entering-you-a-little-in-and-out-and-then-go-deep-to-fill-you-up' game, which is an old favourite.  She later married and subesquently got pregnant, but had to abstain from sex for the pregnancy for fear of getting pregos in the other uterus.  Her poor hubby.... pregnant sex is a special treat, not to be missed.

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#3554 2010-12-18 16:02:43

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#3555 2010-12-19 19:15:40

New Banner Added:

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#3556 2010-12-19 19:46:47

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#3557 2010-12-19 19:55:22

Tall Paul wrote:

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I find this deeply wonderful; but, sadly, probably legally actionable.

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#3558 2010-12-19 20:25:52

George Orr wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

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https://cruelery.com/header/jerk.jpg

I find this deeply wonderful; but, sadly, probably legally actionable.

Neither banner nor URL has identifying info.  It will rotate to members only, yeah?  No harm then I'd wager.

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#3559 2010-12-19 23:26:17

Scotty wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/jerk.jpg

I find this deeply wonderful; but, sadly, probably legally actionable.

Neither banner nor URL has identifying info.  It will rotate to members only, yeah?  No harm then I'd wager.

Probably actionable from both ends, but done in a spirit of fun and good cheer: Fair use, in other words, probably. 'Members only' was what I thought too.

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#3560 2010-12-20 14:27:44

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#3561 2010-12-20 14:39:32

Tall Paul wrote:

Scotty wrote:

George Orr wrote:


I find this deeply wonderful; but, sadly, probably legally actionable.

Neither banner nor URL has identifying info.  It will rotate to members only, yeah?  No harm then I'd wager.

Probably actionable from both ends, but done in a spirit of fun and good cheer: Fair use, in other words, probably. 'Members only' was what I thought too.

Restricted, it is.

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#3563 2010-12-20 20:45:26

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#3564 2010-12-22 08:36:36

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#3565 2010-12-22 23:41:49

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#3566 2010-12-24 04:05:40

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#3567 2010-12-24 12:28:24

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/santasuicide.png

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#3568 2010-12-25 12:56:29

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#3569 2010-12-25 22:34:42

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#3570 2010-12-28 22:07:32

Hey Taint, does this one (above) pass the the comic-sans test?

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#3571 2010-12-31 12:40:22

Tall Paul wrote:

Hey Taint, does this one (above) pass the the comic-sans test?

Since it's not Comic Sans, I suppose it would. Now, if you were to ask whether the banner passes the "is clear and understandable to anyone other than its creator" test, that might prove a bit more challenging.

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#3572 2011-01-03 07:50:38

You need to pay closer attention to the threads there, Taint. Anyway, my intent was to make the handwriting font look less like a font, and more like actual handwriting.

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#3573 2011-01-04 13:32:45

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#3574 2011-01-05 00:09:27

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#3575 2011-01-05 14:24:41

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#3576 2011-01-07 02:25:20

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#3577 2011-01-07 16:18:18

May I suggest...

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#3578 2011-01-07 17:35:54

Dmtdust wrote:

May I suggest...

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#3579 2011-01-08 08:52:58

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/assange.jpg


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#3580 2011-01-08 12:46:54

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#3581 2011-01-08 20:13:49

The Christmas seasonal banners have now been put away for the year.  Someone tell Cletus over in the next trailer to take down his lights and put out the pink flamingos.

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HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpgTaintNot shown2011-01-08 20:07:37
HScthulluchristmas.jpgTaintNot shown2011-01-08 20:07:37
HSchristmassuicides.jpgTaintNot shown2011-01-08 20:07:37
HSboom.jpgTaintNot shown2011-01-08 20:07:37
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HShannukah.jpgTaintNot shown2011-01-08 20:07:37
HSdrinkingsanta.jpgTaintNot shown2011-01-08 20:07:37
HStimeforfamily.jpgTaintNot shown2011-01-08 20:07:37
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#3582 2011-01-10 12:05:20

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#3583 2011-01-11 21:35:20

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#3584 2011-01-11 21:49:51

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#3585 2011-01-11 21:51:41

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#3586 2011-01-11 22:13:30

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#3587 2011-01-11 22:24:20

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#3588 2011-01-12 02:26:08

http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/il_570xN.194924846.jpg

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#3589 2011-01-16 09:08:56

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#3590 2011-01-16 18:26:55

Does anyone else think the shit-eating "put your money where your mouth is" banner is a bit much?  I mean, we do want people to possibly stick around, right?

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#3591 2011-01-16 18:54:36

If it were to quietly disappear I would not be upset.  Seems a wee bit too unsavory to me.

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#3592 2011-01-16 19:45:54

Right now it stands at -6 with 1 yes vote and 7 no votes.  You around, Taint?  Is this enough to 86 it?

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#3593 2011-01-16 20:10:46

Go ahead, it was made specially for a specific thread.

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#3594 2011-01-16 23:51:34

Tall Paul wrote:

Go ahead, it was made specially for a specific thread.

The fact that Paul is willing to delete will be enough to do so then, but I really feel a banner should stick around long enough to garner enough negative votes to send it to oblivion. I don't want to start having to delete banners just because people dislike it. The whole point of the banners is to garner some sort of reaction in addition to telling readers they're visiting High Street - and to give them some sort of idea of what they might expect if they spend any time here.

The only thing I believe I'd zap, without consultation, is anything that smacks of child porn and could land Choad in shit.

I've voted against Tall Paul's myself but, since Paul seems OK with it, I'll can it earlier.

Post Script: I haven't deleted it but it has been withdrawn from circulation.

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#3595 2011-01-17 00:16:05

No problem, but if you could show my new banners, I'd be delighted.

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#3596 2011-01-17 00:24:36

Tall Paul wrote:

No problem, but if you could show my new banners, I'd be delighted.

You got it, toots.

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#3597 2011-01-17 21:07:40

Slim pickings out there...

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#3598 2011-01-20 00:38:39

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#3600 2011-01-21 21:52:49

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