#4201 2013-06-09 16:44:18

sigmoid freud wrote:

Darwin, California

Well, I guess that's a step up from being the Cove Fort of the internet.

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#4202 2013-06-11 22:26:35

fnord wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

Shit sake, fnord. Why go all drama queen for such small stakes as a banner displayed here at the Darwin, California of the intrawebs?

You think this is being a drama queen?  Sweetie Darling, there have been many Oscar-worthy performances where I've played the role of Drama Queen (the evidence is in the archives if you care to look for it), but my posts on this thread the last few days wouldn't be noticed by Serious Drama Queens.

If you say so. I'll vote for restoration of this one, then:

https://cruelery.com/header/Smile.png

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#4203 2013-06-12 00:22:50

sigmoid freud wrote:

I'll vote for restoration of this one, then:

https://cruelery.com/header/Smile.png

It never left the rotation, along with several others he posted.  Refer to the Banners link for the current status of all banners except those marked deleted.  The voting page doesn't show the whole list.

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#4204 2013-06-13 13:39:50

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/thumbup.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/snail.png



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#4205 2013-06-13 19:10:05

Tall Paul wrote:

After the reset I'll wade through the whole swamp again and turn the good ones back on.

My mouth wrote a check that my eyes don't want to cash. Be that as it may, I'll carry on. I'm still less of a third of the way through the reject pile and daily gaining insight on just how bad most banners can be. Patience, please.

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#4206 2013-06-14 15:31:06

Tall Paul wrote:

I'll carry on.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/30_straight_ahead.png

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#4207 2013-06-15 11:23:44

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/specialvictims.jpg

edit: This is blatant banner pilferage from SpaceGhetto, and maybe a passive aggressive way to stir up competition.

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#4208 2013-06-15 13:37:18

choad wrote:

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/specialvictims.jpg

edit: This is blatant banner pilferage from SpaceGhetto, and maybe a passive aggressive way to stir up competition.

Shop in our various user pics.

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#4209 2013-06-15 23:41:19

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/hs_plugin.jpg

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#4210 2013-06-15 23:41:38

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/hs_drugs.jpg

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#4211 2013-06-16 12:42:19

Tall Paul wrote:

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/hs_plugin.jpg

OMG that is great.

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#4212 2013-06-17 18:30:42

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/totomadetasty.png

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#4213 2013-06-18 22:41:53

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/sanitized2.jpg

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#4214 2013-06-18 22:58:05

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/The_Thing_3.jpg

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#4215 2013-06-19 19:28:31

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/keep_looking.jpg

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#4216 2013-06-21 09:01:33

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/likesdicktoo.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/ratbrain.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/hosscartwright.png



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#4217 2013-06-21 22:39:02

Tall Paul wrote:

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/The_Thing_3.jpg

My new all-time favorite.

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#4218 2013-06-23 05:49:38

Still wading through old banners....

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#4219 2013-06-23 06:01:28

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/but_it_couldnt_hurt.jpg

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#4220 2013-06-23 17:09:42

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/moremickey.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/furryfreakbros2.png



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#4221 2013-06-23 19:30:06

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/remain_silent.jpg

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#4222 2013-06-26 01:47:39

135 banners made the short list for resurrection. That's too many for a short list.....
Hidden amongst the bilious, obviously shitty and/or ad hominem attack banners were a great many that were fine as banners, but with words were just too illegible to be read. People, as a general rule dark letters should be surrounded by a light stroke and light letters should have a dark stroke to make them stand out against photographs. Anyone who wishes to be patronized further should apply via private message.

I'll have the final list to Square by the weekend.

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#4223 2013-06-27 12:45:37

Straight ahead, man.
Send me a list as well, if you will.

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#4224 2013-06-29 03:24:18

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/street_banner.jpg

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#4225 2013-06-29 03:52:49

Tall Paul wrote:

I'll have the final list to Square by the weekend.

Resurrected:

BannerUserNew statusTimestamp
highstreetcraigrq0[1].pngTaintShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
highstreetprezfm6.pngTaintShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
hslogo.gifWilberCuntLickerShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
highstreetbuddhanv6.pngTaintShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
highstreetsuckitut4.pngTaintShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
hs_banner09.jpgpALEPHxShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
hs_banner01.jpgpALEPHxShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
hs_banner02.jpgpALEPHxShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
hs_banner05.jpgpALEPHxShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
highsgtreetwouldntyouwr2[1].pngTaintShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
logo1ri9[1].gifZookeeperShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
WeGotWatUNeedNigga.jpgDecadenceShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
29816510435[1].jpgtopochichoShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
fishes3.jpgheadkicker_girlShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
pink.jpgheadkicker_girlShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
wtc.jumper.gifRamona BellShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
highstreeteharmonywh1[1].jpgorangeplusShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
platypus01.jpgheadkicker_girlShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
rainbow.jpgasdf1971Shown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
vishnu.jpgasdf1971Shown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
thorazine.jpgRoger_ThatShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
map.jpgRoger_ThatShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
watching.jpgasdf1971Shown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
Welcome to High-Street.001.pngfnordShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
Kitty Porn.001.pngfnordShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
condom.jpgchoadShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
Seal of Disapproval.001.pngfnordShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
Sucker!.001.pngfnordShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
AcidCityscape.001.pngfnordShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
Africa.pngfnordShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
MoreRoaches.pngfnordShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
hats.jpgTall PaulShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45
lunacy.jpgTall PaulShown to all2013-06-29 03:48:45


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#4226 2013-06-29 04:00:25

More resurrection - I felt these were not suitable to be displayed to unregistered visitors.

BannerUserNew statusTimestamp
hs_banner11.jpgpALEPHxUsers only2013-06-29 03:57:24
hslog.gifkimUsers only2013-06-29 03:57:24
spank6.gifWilberCuntLickerUsers only2013-06-29 03:57:24


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#4227 2013-06-29 04:05:03

Thanks, Square. Now, the rest of you get in there and vote up or down! Winners gain immortality and the losers will be cast into outer darkness forever, because I'm never going to go down that particular hole again.

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#4228 2013-06-29 04:11:17

Several were not resurrected; here's why.

FelineSolution.png    already active
wtc.jumper.jpg    doesn't exist
fishes2.jpg    dupe of fishes3.jpg
rainbow[1].jpg    dupe of rainbow.jpg
highstreet911.jpg    is an Adobe Photoshop file, not JPEG, has wrong dimensions for a banner, is one fucking MB in size
highst911.jpg    is an Adobe Photoshop file, not JPEG, has wrong dimensions for a banner, is one fucking MB in size
hs_banner12.jpg    partial dupe of 29816510435[1].jpg
Logo1.gif    dupe of logo1ri9[1].gif
29816510450[1].jpg    partial dupe of 29816510435[1].jpg
toilet-squat-LOGO.jpg    can't spell high-street.org right
hsolightiu5[1].jpg    dupe of hsolight.jpg

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#4229 2013-06-29 17:24:56

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/wetcityscape.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/dopecomix.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/doomedearthling.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/cubitwoman.png



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#4230 2013-06-29 20:37:23

Woo, Mars Attacks!  I loved that movie.  I think I was the only person in North America who did.

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#4231 2013-06-30 01:01:36

https://cruelery.com/img/marsattacks.png



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#4233 2013-06-30 20:49:18

Democratically sound and furious voting over the weekend signals end-of-play for the following banners:

https://cruelery.com/header/hats.jpg
https://cruelery.com/header/condom.jpg
https://cruelery.com/header/Magnelephant.jpg
https://cruelery.com/header/hslogo.gif
https://cruelery.com/header/highstreetprezfm6.png
https://cruelery.com/header/wtc.jumper.gif
https://cruelery.com/header/map.jpg
https://cruelery.com/header/lunacy.jpg
https://cruelery.com/header/Africa.png
https://cruelery.com/header/thorazine.jpg

R.I.P.

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#4234 2013-06-30 22:35:41

Tall Paul wrote:

Democratically sound and furious voting over the weekend signals end-of-play for the following banners:

We just started from scratch. Mind letting it run a month to restore some confidence in the numbers before spiking the unworthy?

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#4235 2013-06-30 22:46:34

choad wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Democratically sound and furious voting over the weekend signals end-of-play for the following banners:

We just started from scratch. Mind letting it run a month to restore some confidence in the numbers before spiking the unworthy?

I'd be happy to, so long as no one jumps on me for slacking.

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#4236 2013-07-03 02:50:28

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/thamesdragon.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/emilianozapata.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/halfaman.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/ovaltinedecoder.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/flatsy.png



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#4237 2013-07-03 06:36:34

Tall Paul wrote:

Democratically sound and furious voting over the weekend

Just as a point of information, the vote totals for those banners (except Magnelephant.jpg, I think) were never reset, so likely most of the votes are left over from before.

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#4239 2013-07-04 03:42:18

George Orr wrote:

Flatsy!!  I had Flatsy dolls as a kid!  They totally sucked!

https://cruelery.com/img/flatsy.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl9CsIVZpIY

Yes, yes they did. The subject has come up before... (Big assholes like big boobs). Sadly, there's more to the story. I was admiring a sweet 45 ft yawl docked in a west coast marina 30 years ago, and heard its proud owner boast, "That's the boat Flatsy bought." Zero remorse. As boob obsessed you might imagine. He had 2 sisters.

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#4240 2013-07-05 03:44:38

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/arrythmias.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/batkid.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/abstract22.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/neony.png

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#4241 2013-07-06 06:06:38

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/bottomsup.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/deepspaceweird.jpg



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#4242 2013-07-06 23:10:11

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https://cruelery.com/header/guiilty_as_charged.jpg

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#4243 2013-07-06 23:16:39

I live on High Street  =)

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#4244 2013-07-06 23:31:15

Emmeran wrote:

=)

And I don't.  Rest easy Jarhead.

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#4245 2013-07-07 04:44:15

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#4246 2013-07-07 07:28:43

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https://cruelery.com/header/shock_eww.jpg

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#4247 2013-07-08 03:50:36

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/barnyardhumor.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/alienattack.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/whitemeninhats.png



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#4248 2013-07-09 22:37:18

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/flagged.jpg

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#4249 2013-07-13 00:10:52

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/dedicated_2.jpg

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#4250 2013-07-13 00:11:09

New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/Ideals.jpg

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