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choad · 2013-12-13 04:45:03

credit: whosasailorthen

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Sascrotch · 2013-12-13 17:33:37

New Banner Added:

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Sascrotch · 2013-12-13 17:41:46

Contributing. Might as well mention that I'm a graphic artist if there's anything that needs doing.

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square · 2013-12-15 02:44:53

A tad late, but the Christmas holiday banners have been put into rotation:

Banner	User	New status	Timestamp
pale_xmas02.jpg	pALEPHx	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
pale_chimneys.jpg	pALEPHx	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
pale_goatsmas.jpg	choad	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
pale_xmastank.jpg	pALEPHx	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
hsoxmassatan.jpg	square	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HScthulluchristmas.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HSchristmassuicides.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
hsosweaters.jpg	square	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HShannukah.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HSdrinkingsanta.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HStimeforfamily.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HSsantaiscoming.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
Season--s-Greetings.jpg	Tall Paul	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HSyoudbetterwatchout.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HSrogerspuckerstar.jpg	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
merry.jpg	Tall Paul	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:49
HSseasonsgreetingssanta.png	Taint	Shown to all	2013-12-15 02:39:48

Please vote on these; any with a negative net score in the new year will be deep-sixed. Also upload any new banners with a Christmas / Hannukah / Kwanzaa / Saturnalia theme.

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Tall Paul · 2013-12-15 03:06:34

Sascrotch wrote:
Contributing. Might as well mention that I'm a graphic artist if there's anything that needs doing.

There's nothing to be done but to maintain the high standards that High-Street banners have always enjoyed since time began.

square · 2013-12-15 06:53:41

via Ars Technica

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choad · 2013-12-15 12:09:39

square wrote:

Bruce Wayne should sue for copyright infringement.

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choad · 2013-12-15 12:57:06

square wrote:
A tad late, but the Christmas holiday banners have been put into rotation:

Like hauling out and packing away the festivus tree every year, ain't it? No needles and tinsel anyway.

Sascrotch · 2013-12-17 21:25:22

Tall Paul wrote:
Sascrotch wrote:
Contributing. Might as well mention that I'm a graphic artist if there's anything that needs doing.
There's nothing to be done but to maintain the high standards that High-Street banners have always enjoyed since time began.

Okay, but remember...you asked for it.

choad · 2013-12-18 09:14:51

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Sascrotch · 2013-12-21 03:59:28

New Banner Added:

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choad · 2013-12-21 09:18:57

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choad · 2013-12-23 19:15:32

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choad · 2013-12-24 05:51:12

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choad · 2013-12-24 10:49:37

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Sascrotch · 2013-12-28 22:53:49

Newb questions:

1. Where do we upload the sidepics?
2. How long does it usually take for banners and sidepics to enter the rotation?

Sascrotch · 2013-12-28 23:38:14

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choad · 2013-12-28 23:56:20

Sascrotch wrote:
Newb questions:

1. Where do we upload the sidepics?
2. How long does it usually take for banners and sidepics to enter the rotation?

Post sidepic entries to the 'NSFW: Picture Thread!' and see if it gets any nibbles.

Sascrotch · 2013-12-29 00:37:55

Much obliged.

choad · 2013-12-29 00:58:25

According to George, snot runner guy here is the sidepic poor taste low tide mark...

....though I imagine the editorial weeee have strayed on occasion.

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Tall Paul · 2013-12-30 05:57:54

choad wrote:
Sascrotch wrote:
Newb questions:

1. Where do we upload the sidepics?
2. How long does it usually take for banners and sidepics to enter the rotation?
Post sidepic entries to the 'NSFW: Picture Thread!' and see if it gets any nibbles.

The banners go into rotation as soon as I see they've been posted.

choad · 2014-01-02 03:38:30

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Sascrotch · 2014-01-02 10:44:28

Tall Paul wrote:
The banners go into rotation as soon as I see they've been posted.

Thanks, Paul.

Tall Paul · 2014-01-04 03:48:07

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square · 2014-01-04 22:08:28

Aaaaand, all the holiday banners survived for another year. They're being returned to the attic next to the raccoon nest.

Banner	User	New status	Timestamp
pale_xmas02.jpg	pALEPHx	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
pale_chimneys.jpg	pALEPHx	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
pale_goatsmas.jpg	choad	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
pale_xmastank.jpg	pALEPHx	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
hsoxmassatan.jpg	square	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HScthulluchristmas.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HSchristmassuicides.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
hsosweaters.jpg	square	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HShannukah.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HSdrinkingsanta.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HStimeforfamily.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HSsantaiscoming.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
Season--s-Greetings.jpg	Tall Paul	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HSyoudbetterwatchout.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HSrogerspuckerstar.jpg	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
merry.jpg	Tall Paul	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19
HSseasonsgreetingssanta.png	Taint	Not shown	2014-01-04 22:05:19

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Tall Paul · 2014-01-04 23:20:26

Thanks, and a tip o' the Santa hat, Square.

choad · 2014-01-04 23:22:32

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whosasailorthen · 2014-01-04 23:26:56

choad wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/hssuicidehotline.jpg

Nice. I have that exact same phone in my kitchen. The kids loved dialing it when they were young. And I gotta say, when you're using it the handset has substantial weight and gravitas... it's kind of a different feel... you're not just on the 'phone', you're on the GODDAMN PHONE. It's serious.

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fnord · 2014-01-05 04:22:19

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choad · 2014-01-05 06:14:01

whosasailorthen wrote:
choad wrote:
New Banner Added:

https://cruelery.com/header/hssuicidehotline.jpg
Nice. I have that exact same phone in my kitchen.

Converting rotary pulse to touch tone dialing through a modem, I assume. Still paying the monthly rental?

Those are the first phones I knew and I only recall ever seeing one that wasn't black. You're right, a serious phone, until you start calling for Prince Albert in a tin. You could really clock someone with that thing.

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