So this guy can get married and have a reinforced concrete fuck ramp built to enable him to consummate, and it's a mitzvah in the eyes of god, but my gay cousin can't marry her partner of ten years because that's an abomination?

jesusluvspegging wrote:

However, because of his weight he couldn't consummate the marriage until his friends built a metre-long ramp with reinforced concrete.

I like to think that if I got so fat that I needed a concrete fuck ramp built for me, my friends (upon being asked to build said ramp) would never speak to me again.

Well then they're not really your friends.

I betcha that when the Mrs. World's Fattest Man realized there would, indeed, be a way to get the deed done, she wept.

This let him raise the lower half of his body so his new bride could access his private parts better.

How sweet.

Bigcat wrote:

" a true couple in the eyes of God"

I'm sure God closed his eyes for that mess.

More like a threesome--amirite?