#1 2008-11-30 21:46:52

Then this handy-dandy device is for you!

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#2 2008-11-30 22:42:20

Thirty bucks to let my belt out a notch? Or use my finger to purge? No effin' way.

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#3 2008-11-30 23:22:39

I have a waistband stretcher.  I call it "fat".

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#4 2008-12-01 09:59:40

Yeah, cause it's the pants that are shrinking, not your fat ass that's expanding.

For $30 I could buy like 10 pairs of parachute pajama bottoms, good to wear everywhere. Like a male mu-mu.

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#5 2008-12-01 12:28:54

If only there was one that worked on minds.

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#6 2008-12-01 16:48:56

icangetyouatoe wrote:

If only there was one that worked on minds.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

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#7 2008-12-02 10:32:10

Dr. Funkenstein has left the building!

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#8 2008-12-02 21:16:11

Won't $29.99 buy you a new pair of Wranglers?

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#9 2008-12-02 21:22:06

Great, now I've got this stuck in my head all day:

George Clinton wrote:

Well how else can you capture a boogie, if you don't attack from the back?
To the rear!  March!

Must...resist...saying it to co-workers.

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