Try here and here.  In the latter link, there appears to be a little something for everyone:

Maybe you'd prefer something more overtly festive? 

And then there's this old chestnut:

Here are a couple: Hanukkah T-shirt, and another Hanukkah shirt. Friends and I did the latke/dreidel thing last night, so I'm still in a Hanukkah frame of mind.

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Ok, the security check wins so far!

Shoulda sat on that security check image until some stuff had been posted.  As it is, we're fighting against a foregone conclusion.

I made this up last week for my boys:



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George Orr wrote:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre … resent.jpg

Dusty blows wine out his nose!

Dmtdust wrote:

karenw wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_sweater.jpg

She was semi-hot in her day, and really liked to do the anal in group sex activities...

In fact, it looks like she's doing it now.

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Rent a movie, maybe.

Taint wrote:

A wonderfully horrendous choice, if only for the mind-numbing sound track.

A repost, but can't let a mention of SCCTM go by without mentioning it.

(Damn, looks like the original site is gone, get it from the Wayback Machine while it's available.)

sigmoid freud wrote:

Rent a movie, maybe.

Or buy the all-new mocking of it.

karenw wrote:

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choad wrote:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/12/24/radio.flyer.wagon/index.html

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo...

Jingle bells jingle bells
The bell is ringing
La la la la la la la
Yeah happy smiling

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Every time I hear the "Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer" song, I can't help but recall the lyrics I first learned in the 1950's....

Khrushchev the Red-headed Russian
Had a very shiny head
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glowed

All of the other Russians
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Khrushchev
Join in any Russian games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Castro came to say
"Khrushchev with your head so bright
Won't you guide my satellite?"

Then all the other Russians
Laughed and shouted out with glee
"Khrushchev the Red-headed Russian
You'll go down in history!"

Yeah, I'm old.  Fuck you.

George Orr wrote:

Talk about Holiday Shite.  You been partying with the Devil, jlp?

He always brings over the nicest gifts for My birthday.  Ol' Scratch is a real stand-up guy, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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