Putty knives (to scrape up brain matter, which dries into a cement-like consistency)

You never know when you might find knowledge like this useful.

opsec wrote:

Putty knives (to scrape up brain matter, which dries into a cement-like consistency)

You never know when you might find knowledge like this useful.

Actually, I already knew that.

You don't want to know why.

Another tidbit.... when a young man, on a nighttime mission to visit his beloved girlfriend, falls 10 stories off an old building's icy fire escape, and smacks the railing of said fire escape multiple times on the way to the snow-covered frozen ground - making a series of euphoneous "boooonggg" sounds resonate throughout the entire building - the warmth of his crushed skull and body quickly thaws the earth below his lifeless corpse, and his copious rich, red claret soaks deeply into the ground... and then every time it snows thereafter, this really nice rosy-coloured spot of snow on the ground keeps reappearing, just so the folks that live there can re-live the experience over and over again. 

Isn't God's plan wonderful?

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