Emmeran wrote:

I'd do her (but only with an industrial strength condom)

I think I'll stick with Amy Winehouse.  At least she can score drugs.

She should try to be more like Madonna.  For her, skankyness has proved to be an asset that brought her a fortune estimated at 500 million.  Both of these women are old skanks, but one has made it work for her and she dances to the bank laughing at the people who look down on her.

Who's the real skank now?

"Anticipating the craze, scammers connected with the software Antivirus 2009 manipulated Google into featuring their sites prominently whenever anyone types in the skanky phrase. Once you click on their sites, of course, you don't get someone calling Liskula Cohen a whore. Instead, you get a nasty bug that claims your computer is infected with malware and endlessly badgers you to buy the Antivirus software."