I think the kids over at 4chan might be happy to gnaw this bone, at least until Travolta's other kid chokes on a chicken bone or something.

EDIT:  I just got a look at that Scott. WTF does your friend look like?  I've done some crusty loaves in my day, but I'd have to load a cyanide capsule in my vag to knock boots with that overgelled ass crumpet.

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Hahahahahhaha Scott has a lazy eye!

sofaking wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

So I was talking with a friend of mine tonight and she informed me that she is dating this douchebag http://www.connectwithscott.com/ .  She proudly exclaimed that he was a psychic healer and made a shitload of money doing it....  I asked her if she believed in his claims and she says that she does.....  The part that pissed me off the most is that she said that this worthless pile of dog shit is currently working with a cancer patient that the doctors have given up on....  Having had a couple of relatives including my mother who have had cancer I happen to know the desperation people feel when its diagnosis is made and I immediately felt an extreme hate for this individual who is sucking the bank accounts of desperate people dry....  I would like to know how to humiliate and destroy this twerp before he hurts more people...  Any ideas?  Short of capital murder I'll do whatever it takes...

Debunk his ass. Have someone else go in and fake a serious condition. If he's really a psychic healer, he'll know they're full of shit. Present the evidence to your friend, and to the media.

That's actually an excellent idea.....  Shit, I'll do it myself if that's what it takes!!  I'd kind of like to see one of these people first hand and this would be a perfect opportunity to do it...

orangeplus wrote:

Dude, don't come all hard and shit. Say, "I don't know about this guy." When she says, "What do you mean?" Simply reply that it seems sort of sketchy and don't get to far into detail. She'll have to make her own mistakes and your warning might keep her alert enough to be able to bail out while still over friendly territory. Push too hard and she'll get all righteous persecuted love and shit. You don't want that. Freakin Shakespear tried to warn us off that trip.

She's not really that kind of friend....  I've known her for about four years now and if she was no longer a friend I could give a shit or less....  I just want this sick fuck to dissapear....

Scott is an ordained Minister through the ULC where he also received an honorary Dr. of Divinity and Dr. of Metaphysics degrees.

Does your friend realize how bogus his credentials are?  Universal Life Church, Honorary Chair of a business council, a piece of paper from the “National Republican Congressional Committee”, giver of many blowjobs to the Grand Master of a Masonic Lodge (this is how one advances in Freemasonry).  I would alert the local authorities of a case of practicing medicine without a license.  Find out who the cancer patient’s medical doctor is; doctors get very pissed off when someone intrudes on their territory.  If he really is a healer, he will have no trouble healing his ripped asshole after a gang rape in the local pen.

Have her tell the shit that if he's for real, he can collect a cool million bucks.

Some might suggest putting him in a hospital ("Physician, heal thyself!").  Of course I'd never suggest such a thing.

Seriously though.  If you do try to fake him out be sure to do some homework on your alleged ailment.  My guess is these shits get the occasional "I'll show this guy up!" visit.  He may be pretty good at smoking people like that out.

Dirckman wrote:

So I was talking with a friend of mine tonight and she informed me that she is dating this douchebag http://www.connectwithscott.com/ .  She proudly exclaimed that he was a psychic healer and made a shitload of money doing it....  I asked her if she believed in his claims and she says that she does.....  The part that pissed me off the most is that she said that this worthless pile of dog shit is currently working with a cancer patient that the doctors have given up on....  Having had a couple of relatives including my mother who have had cancer I happen to know the desperation people feel when its diagnosis is made and I immediately felt an extreme hate for this individual who is sucking the bank accounts of desperate people dry....  I would like to know how to humiliate and destroy this twerp before he hurts more people...  Any ideas?  Short of capital murder I'll do whatever it takes...

Get me his address. Really.

Let him know that Bjork doesn't love him any more. A self inflicted gunshot wound should get rid of your problem.

Strip him naked and hang him from a ski lift for a few hours.

fnord wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Strip him naked and hang him from a ski lift for a few hours.

Why do you have this urge to make everyone sick to their stomach?

Because it's HighStreet. If you want fluffy and adorable, go to ICanHasCheezburger.

tojo2000 wrote:

No, no, no.  We have this site for that.

Talk about your vomiting rainbows.

Cute things Falling Asleep

Why can't we do this to politicians and financial swindlers?