#2 2009-01-28 20:15:51
I was gettin all about to dis ya because the link was sort of boring. Then I hit this quote:
"The average male ejaculation is about 1 tablespoon (1/2 oz) By my approximate calculations, of the 203,765 partners cumming on me during bukkake, I have swallowed about 101,883 ounces of semen or roughly 796 gallons of cum"
and threw up a little in my mouth. Good post, would troll again.
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#3 2009-01-28 20:25:26
I sent this link to a friend who works at a rather ubiquitous internet sex dating site which will remain nameless. Part of her job is looking over new member profiles to make sure they don't violate the terms and so forth. First thing she said when she saw it:
[17:21] PornSiteProl: holy shit
[17:22] PornSiteProl: this jonah falcon guy
[17:22] PornSiteProl: peolpe use his photo for their profile pics
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#4 2009-01-28 21:25:18
The average number of sexual partners for men in a lifetime is 7. For women, it is 4.
Since I'm sure many of us here are firmly into the tripple digits, I must applaud you for carrying the load for the rest of the losers in the world.
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#5 2009-01-28 22:16:42
Emmeran wrote:
The average number of sexual partners for men in a lifetime is 7. For women, it is 4.
Since I'm sure many of us here are firmly into the tripple digits, I must applaud you for carrying the load for the rest of the losers in the world.
I found that number rather jaw-dropping myself. My heart goes out to four to six very lonely people...
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#6 2009-01-28 22:30:43
I think a billion or more women on the planet will be stoned to death if they fuck outside of the one authorized person. Tends to throw the average off.
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#7 2009-01-29 07:01:31
orangeplus wrote:
I was gettin all about to dis ya because the link was sort of boring.
Boring?? What about this?
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#8 2009-01-29 11:00:47
orangeplus wrote:
I think a billion or more women on the planet will be stoned to death if they fuck outside of the one authorized person. Tends to throw the average off.
Oddly enough that doesn't seem to be a deterrent as much as one would think.
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#9 2009-01-29 12:10:07
This explains a lot.
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#10 2009-01-31 14:46:39
All very informative, for the next time I'm asked to be on "Jeopardy of the Damned."
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#11 2009-02-02 11:17:29
The average number of sexual partners for men in a lifetime is 7. For women, it is 4.
Statistically, all this proves is that more men are homosexual than women.
Otherwise, assume everyone is hetero. (Like in a Orel Roberts wet dream...)
Assume a group of 10 men and 10 women. If 1 woman bangs every man, and the other 9 remain virgins. then the men average one sexual partner and the women average one sexual partner. Granted, the standard distribution is larger among women than men, but the average is still the same. The median is different though.
The only way to have a different average is to have a higher incidence of homosexuality in the population.
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#12 2009-02-02 11:25:51
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The average number of sexual partners for men in a lifetime is 7. For women, it is 4.
Statistically, all this proves is that more men are homosexual than women.
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