#1 2007-10-30 16:12:35

TEANECK, N.J. (1010 WINS)  -- Police in Teaneck arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a corpse.

http://www.1010wins.com/Man-in-N-J--Cha … se/1148227

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#2 2007-10-30 16:20:21

lttlelindsey wrote:

Police in Teaneck arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a corpse.

If it wasn't you, we're not interested.

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#3 2007-10-30 14:28:18

Asshat, you stupid whore.

love is...

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#4 2007-10-30 16:34:48

I'm an asshat!

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#5 2007-10-30 16:36:39

lttlelindsey wrote:

I'm an asshat!

No, lindslut, the posting is an asshat. You're just tedious.

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#6 2007-10-30 16:38:31

and you are all bitter. Fuck yourselves

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#7 2007-10-30 16:38:49

lttlelindsey wrote:

I'm an asshat!

lttlelindsey:

Fair warning- George rarely unleashes that level of invective, though she is known to be quite frank with the imbecilic.  You would do well to dis-a-fuckin'-pear, pronto.

Seriously.  Before we start having fun with your MySpace-Between-The-Ears page.

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#8 2007-10-30 16:51:23

Maybe we've been too harsh, here. Really. Lindslut obviously doesn't have the brains of Headkick or Woggah or Sofie or George, and she apparently is trapped in a childish little girl persona that equates adolescence with desirability, and - yes - she's sort of tedious, but that doesn't mean she's a total loser. I'm willing to bet she's got a hot boyfriend, and if she's willing to post a few nude pictures of him, I'm willing to give her a break and let her blossom into the Cruel Bitch of High Street® she so obviously wishes to become.

Besides, now that Emily has begun to grow some cajones, we need a new troll to pick on.

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#9 2007-10-30 16:54:50

I did not come here to get "picked on" I am here to read odd, weird,funny fucked up shit. I have never read anything here of intellegence. I have other sites for that.
I also hoped to share my finds. Apparently I am not bitter nor spiteful enough. Enjoy your day!

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#10 2007-10-30 16:56:35

I did not come here to get "picked on"

Headkick? Care to take this one?

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#11 2007-10-30 17:03:32

lttlelindsey wrote:

I did not come here to get "picked on" I am here to read odd, weird,funny fucked up shit. I have never read anything here of intellegence. I have other sites for that.
I also hoped to share my finds. Apparently I am not bitter nor spiteful enough. Enjoy your day!

We just did, honey.  We just did.

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#12 2007-10-30 17:49:00

Taint wrote:

I did not come here to get "picked on"

Headkick? Care to take this one?

What the fuck makes her think she's so special?  Everyone else gets picked on, but nooooooooooooooooo, not this stupid twat.   We're all supposed to kiss her ass because she posted a myspace with pictures?  What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

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#13 2007-10-30 17:49:44

lttlelindsey wrote:

I did not come here to get "picked on" I am here to read odd, weird,funny fucked up shit. I have never read anything here of intellegence. I have other sites for that.
I also hoped to share my finds. Apparently I am not bitter nor spiteful enough. Enjoy your day!

Then READ and SHUT THE FUCK UP.  No one asked you to post, jizzbag.

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#14 2007-10-30 17:56:15

lttlelindsey wrote:

intellegence

Sweetie, if you can't even spell it, ya don't even got it.
But you are cute. I'd like to spread your legs and rip off your labia with mah teef.
It might hurt, but at least you'd know that daddy loves you.

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#15 2007-10-30 17:56:57

lttlelindsey wrote:

I also hoped to share my finds.

When they're actually yours, then George wouldn't have to beat me to the [donkey] punch. No one's here to be "picked on," per se (except me, apparently, but I'll deal), and you don't get to dish it if you can't take it. Which is pretty much par for the course upon misspelling the word 'intelligence.'

Would that be a whiff of Avon, Tupperware, and chihuahua dung I'm sorry to be agreed to noticing?

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#16 2007-10-30 20:36:04

Lil' L...

Don't let these nay-sayers discourage ya!   


Yer Pal,

Dusty....

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#17 2007-10-30 20:50:38

Dmtdust wrote:

Lil' L...

Don't let these nay-sayers discourage ya!   


Yer Pal,

Dusty....

Dude, she's not gonna post her tits.

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#18 2007-10-30 20:58:58

Ah, this thread helps make up for my shitty day.  A little chum in the water and you guys show your quality.  Thank you!

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#19 2007-10-30 21:16:58

"Dude, she's not gonna post her tits."


Well... you have to groom them first...

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#20 2007-10-30 21:46:36

lttlelindsey wrote:

and you are all bitter. Fuck yourselves

I'd rather fuck you -- up the puckerstar with a hot curling iron for a strap on.

You wouldn't soon forget me, lovey.

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#21 2007-10-30 21:48:46

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

lttlelindsey wrote:

intellegence

Sweetie, if you can't even spell it, ya don't even got it.
But you are cute. I'd like to spread your legs and rip off your labia with mah teef.
It might hurt, but at least you'd know that daddy loves you.

Wilbur, will you marry me?  We could spawn evil, yet highly literate children.
Wait...I can't spawn.

DAMMIT!  I knew that would kick me in the ass someday...

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#22 2007-10-30 21:49:57

pALEPHx wrote:

Would that be a whiff of Avon, Tupperware, and chihuahua dung I'm sorry to be agreed to noticing?

Is this the same guy that just told us to bury the ghosts of cruel yore???

tee hee.

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#23 2007-10-30 22:17:27

Dmtdust wrote:

"Dude, she's not gonna post her tits."


Well... you have to groom them first...

I thought kim had the hairy nips?

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#24 2007-10-31 00:26:55

Roger_That wrote:

Wilbur, will you marry me?  We could spawn evil, yet highly literate children.
Wait...I can't spawn.

I accept. Let's quaff the blood and breathe the bones. Let's sculpt a herd of golem, darling, and suckle them on creeds outworn (and you can blow my wreathed horn).

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#25 2007-10-31 00:33:47

Who knew the residents of High Street were such romantics?

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#26 2007-10-31 00:38:56

Taint wrote:

Who knew the residents of High Street were such romantics?

Since you brought up the topic of romance, Taint, I believe --==pALEPENIx==-- has something he wants to say to you....

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#27 2007-10-31 00:41:16

Wilber, having Pale deliver your messages for you is so childish. Really, I won't think any less of you for revealing your true feelings.

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#28 2007-10-31 00:46:27

Taint wrote:

Wilber, having Pale deliver your messages for you is so childish. Really, I won't think any less of you for revealing your true feelings.

Oh fine...point taken.
Dear Taint: you can blow my wreathed horn too...but only when it's not being used by Roger.

Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2007-10-31 00:49:15)

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#29 2007-10-31 00:51:33

See? Now was that so difficult?

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#30 2007-10-31 00:57:10

Taint wrote:

See? Now was that so difficult?

Not for me. You, however, might be left with a bad taste in your mouth.

Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2007-10-31 01:18:02)

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#31 2007-10-31 01:29:36

Roger_That wrote:

Is this the same guy that just told us to bury the ghosts of cruel yore???

Yeah, yeah. Put them right next to the hatchet wound in Lildebbiesnackcake.

I didn't say I wanted to make peace, just do some cleaning. It gets a little tedious, keeping the sock puppet drawer neat.

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#32 2007-10-31 10:53:31

kim

scsotdc wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

"Dude, she's not gonna post her tits."


Well... you have to groom them first...

I thought kim had the hairy nips?

Hairy AND inverted nips, actually.

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#33 2007-10-31 10:57:08

Well, got a pic?

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#34 2007-10-31 10:59:07

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Taint wrote:

Wilber, having Pale deliver your messages for you is so childish. Really, I won't think any less of you for revealing your true feelings.

Oh fine...point taken.
Dear Taint: you can blow my wreathed horn too...but only when it's not being used by Roger.

*coughcoughjewcoughcough*

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#35 2007-10-31 11:00:17

scsotdc wrote:

*coughcoughjewcoughcough*

I don't think so...

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#36 2007-10-31 11:02:41

Roger_That wrote:

scsotdc wrote:

*coughcoughjewcoughcough*

I don't think so...

I could possibly be wrong but is it normal for the person of your suspicion to be so overt in his sexual talk about you?  I don't recall that from Cruel.  This reeks of NYJ.  Mostly because it is so fucking repetitive and annoying.  I would expect more from your choice.

*EDIT*  I was confusing who RT thought WCL is with someone else.  Although I still maintain that WCL is NYJ.  I don't think I was ever wrong on Cruel.  JewJewBe was always way too repetitive in his characters.

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#37 2007-10-31 11:08:29

Indeed it smells of Gefilte fish.

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#38 2007-10-31 11:16:25

My first guess was Jew...but who knows.  Could this really be a whole new person????

Come on, Jew, fess up!

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#39 2007-10-31 11:19:08

Smitty, answer the Question!

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#40 2007-10-31 11:22:58

choad wrote:

Smitty, answer the Question!

Awesome!  I would rep you if it wasn't so ghey.

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#41 2007-10-31 11:30:53

choad wrote:

Smitty, answer the Question!

What question?

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#42 2007-10-31 17:46:25

scsotdc wrote:

*coughcoughjewcoughcough*

Mene, mene, tekkel upharsin.
Ich bin nicht ein Jude.

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#43 2007-10-31 15:35:31

Wilber, you are a riot. These tards give you any problems, I'll gas 'em myself.

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#44 2007-10-31 19:58:41

choad wrote:

Wilber, you are a riot. These tards give you any problems, I'll gas 'em myself.

Thanks Choad.
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff314/wilbercuntlicker/pp.jpg
It's nice to have a friend.

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#45 2007-10-31 20:09:15

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff314/wilbercuntlicker/pp.jpg

Which reminds me: Littlelindsey hasn't come back. You don't think we offended her, do you?

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