#2 2009-02-18 08:40:02
Mommy, why is that lady rubbing her face?
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#3 2009-02-19 00:59:35
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Mommy, why is that lady rubbing her face?
There is an old joke about making a wallet that turned into a briefcase if you rubbed it (this was second to making lampshades, apparently). Personally, I don't think there's anything old bags AREN'T injecting into their faces to emulate youthfulness. They were already willing to shoot up botulism, so why should this be so unthinkable?
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#4 2009-02-19 20:01:08
If only more of them were injecting my baby batter into their faces... But they just won't hold still...
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#5 2009-02-19 23:07:04
And of course the classic line from Mrs. Doubtfire: "Never buy gribinis from a Mohel. It's too chewy."
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#6 2009-02-19 23:14:52
Wait, Velveeta is made from foreskin??
One of the funniest lines I've heard in a movie in years:
"I want my foreskin back, they didn't ask me before they took it, they just took it!"
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