#1 2009-02-28 19:59:56
Who is the nazist [sic].
[Then try to hook up.]
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#2 2009-02-28 20:36:16
No music?
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#3 2009-02-28 23:26:31
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic...
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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#4 2009-02-28 23:39:10
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.
You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].
The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry
So I don't trust environmentalists or protesters, that doesn't make me that intolerant, it just means I'm not a fucking idiot...
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#5 2009-03-01 00:08:05
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
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#6 2009-03-01 02:45:51
I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again.
Was that supposed to be some kind of fucking joke? Apparently, I'm just not "getting" this guy's sense of humor. Why is this supposed to be amusing, and what in the fuck does it have do with the preceding paragraphs?
Post-Script: Actually, I'm now wondering whether or not this guy might simply be an uninformed idiot who is completely unaware that Germany reunited eighteen years a-go.
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#7 2009-03-03 11:36:57
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry.
Go with the flow man, just go with the flow. Those smoking chimneys in the distance? They're just burning banned books.
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#8 2009-03-03 11:40:39
And special lampshades.
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#9 2009-03-03 14:32:07
The Resistance
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 62% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
Eh?!?!? Great, the Brown Shirts beat me to death in some back alley, aren't I the lucky one.
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#10 2009-03-03 15:07:09
Apparently I am über alles.
Knien vor mir, Schweine und Ponys!
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 64% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
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#11 2009-03-03 19:22:26
George Orr wrote:
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic...
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
I got the same result. I always knew I liked you.
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#12 2009-03-03 19:30:14
The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!
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#13 2009-03-03 21:03:35
fnord wrote:
The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!
We all knew you had it in you Fnord.... Congratulations!!!!!
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#14 2009-03-03 21:18:25
You are not alone, Emmeran. Looks like I join you on the firing line.
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
At least the resistance girls look easy. Probably not as smoking as Fraulein Ilsa though.
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#15 2009-03-03 21:22:33
I'm somewhat intoxicated at the moment, and I tried to answer as fast as I could, so I was probably pretty honest on this test:
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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#16 2009-03-03 21:25:26
Ackkk. . . double post freakout. . .
Here's what MSG & fnord get to ficken!
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#17 2009-03-03 21:29:19
Mr. Cupcake wrote:
No music?
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#18 2009-03-03 22:19:05
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
I'd leave town, but would I take the rotary dial princess phone I just installed for the Boss?
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#19 2009-03-04 10:44:20
icangetyouatoe wrote:
And special lampshades.
A bull-shit, urban legend (A-Long with the soap story) which has long since been disproven - Please, refrain from perpetuating such silly myths in the future. Thank you.
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