#1 2009-03-02 15:24:43
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#2 2009-03-02 18:30:36
Dude, don't bogart the tabby.
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#3 2009-03-02 19:03:22
I've got some really sweet Mendocino calico that'll fuck you up.
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#4 2009-03-02 19:24:37
Big props for a great headline, sofie.
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#5 2009-03-02 20:10:09
karenw wrote:
Big props for a great headline, sofie.
Thanks, Boo.
They really do write themselves.
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#6 2009-03-02 22:10:06
tojo2000 wrote:
Dude, don't bogart the tabby.
Along with Sofie's brilliant headline, I think this needs to be on a tshirt or something..
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#7 2009-03-02 22:40:26
icangetyouatoe wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Dude, don't bogart the tabby.
Along with Sofie's brilliant headline, I think this needs to be on a tshirt or something..
An entire line of Bongsai Kitten products could be made.
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#8 2009-03-03 06:35:52
tojo2000 wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Dude, don't bogart the tabby.
Along with Sofie's brilliant headline, I think this needs to be on a tshirt or something..
An entire line of Bongsai Kitten products could be made.
Someone should make a website, showing you how you can have your own bongsai kitten.
Then, when Sheila shows up, with her 14 different alternate id's (also known as, her "friends" Barry, Kitkat, etc.) we can all point and laugh at her/them!!!!
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#9 2009-03-03 06:43:44
A stoned cat is, generally, hilarious.
This is NOT how you get the cat high.
Getting my snake high is not as hilarious. It causes him to be slightly less accurate when striking at prey, and he tends to forget where he's just been so he climbs around between 2-3 places incessantly.
Surprise-snake-in-a-bong would be a good way to get someone to stop smoking weed, or at least to stop smoking it from bongs.
Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-03-03 06:52:50)
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#10 2009-03-03 09:28:53
Mmmm, the delightful blend of Krypee and cat farts...
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#11 2009-03-03 11:38:33
We need a "Don't Bogart The Tabby" banner.
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#12 2009-03-03 11:46:43
"Hey, is that your cat?"
"Yeah, so?"
"I could totally make a bong out of that."
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#13 2009-03-03 12:58:10
Shooting cats in the head causes them to stop breathing and die. A $2M military study on the effects of gunshot wounds, conducted on felines.
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#14 2009-03-03 23:49:56
jesusluvspegging wrote:
A stoned cat is, generally, hilarious.
That's what catnip is for.
During the misspent years of my youth, there was much substance abuse, but we never ever got an animal stoned. It just ain't right.
Except catnip.
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#15 2009-03-03 23:58:14
Back in the day a buddy of mine had a pit bull that was a total lush... We were having almost nightly parties at this guys house and the dog would run from party goer to party goer having pot smoke blown into its face and taking drinks of beer... By the end of every night that poor dog had smoked more pot and drank more beer than anyone else at the party..... I don't recall whatever happened to that poor dog, but I doubt it could have lived for too awful long...
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#16 2009-03-04 00:55:59
Most cats I knew sought it out. We never bonged an animal (or bagged one, or shotgunned one, or any other method) but it doesn't take much smoke to get a cat intoxicated, and they'd sit upwind or climb to a high spot and get themselves a nice contact buzz.
I knew only one cat who would flee from the smoke as if it were a bad smell. That bluenose cat wouldn't touch catnip, either--one whiff and he'd get this self-righteous expression that would've put a deacon to shame. The one time we actually had to drug him (tranks for a long car trip) he fought like hell to stay awake and never did go under completely.
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#17 2009-03-04 01:30:47
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#18 2009-03-04 02:02:21
sigmoid freud wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
A stoned cat is, generally, hilarious.
That's what catnip is for.
During the misspent years of my youth, there was much substance abuse, but we never ever got an animal stoned. It just ain't right.
Except catnip.
Catnip is awesome. I love buying the huge jar of it and scooping a big pile on the scratching post. I had one cat that would just start purring and lay down with his arms underneath his body and not move, but most of them will roll in that shit and even eat it. To tell the truth, I don't think they actually like the way it tastes or anything, they just seem to want to become one with the 'nip.
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#19 2009-03-04 08:39:15
sigmoid freud wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
A stoned cat is, generally, hilarious.
That's what catnip is for.
During the misspent years of my youth, there was much substance abuse, but we never ever got an animal stoned. It just ain't right.
Except catnip.
I bet they don't know shit about what kind of long-term effects catnip have on cats, compared to pot smoke.....
For all you know, the dude making his cat sit in the bong is being less cruel than the dude who dumps a 1/4 pound of fresh nip on the back of his calico....
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#20 2009-03-04 08:40:36
When I was a kid, my cat would graze off the catnip bush in mom's herb garden. That was a fucked up cat.
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