#1 2009-03-15 15:04:10
Duran, 23, was beaten and found dead Wednesday night just 15 minutes after being put in a cell at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary with a man he testified against, a state prisons spokesman said.
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#2 2009-03-15 21:58:07
What, no fun assrape prior to homicide?
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#3 2009-03-15 22:35:15
The killer wanted to get the job done before the mistake was discovered. I’m sure he would have assraped the corpse if he had another ten or fifteen minutes before being discovered.
Last edited by fnord (2009-03-16 00:25:51)
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#4 2009-03-16 00:09:43
Taxpayer money saved, thank you very much!
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#5 2009-03-16 00:27:49
Prison guards and administrators are real Einsteins.
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#6 2009-03-16 11:20:07
scarydog wrote:
Prison guards and administrators are real Einsteins.
With such fun jobs, it would be hard not to be bright and cheery and caring all the time.
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#8 2009-03-17 00:49:07
pALEPHx wrote:
Here in AZ, we're finding new uses for inmates all the time.
I thought Joe Arpaio had already fitted them with high power stun collars and put them to work picking cotton under the direction of overseers with whips and tazers.
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#9 2009-03-17 01:00:06
fnord wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
Here in AZ, we're finding new uses for inmates all the time.
I thought Joe Arpaio had already fitted them with high power stun collars and put them to work picking cotton under the direction of overseers with whips and tazers.
No no no, he puts them in dresses and bonnets and shoots them with rubber bullets while they're blasting railway tunnels on television.
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