Mr Chawner said: ‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’

I know how he feels. Though its not when I watch everything. Only after I watch The Curious Case of Ben-in-her-bottom or the classic Ho White Fucks the Seven Dwarves do I feel that need...but one of those is always on from the moment I get up, so I have a lot in common with Mr. Chawner.