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LONG BEGGED FOR FAQ

I get hundreds of emails every day asking me questions, like do I want to increase my penis size, or purchase prescription drugs, so for no causally connected reason, I've put together a quick FAQ of commonly asked questions that I should be asked all the time but for some reason never am. Not frequently enough anyway. By frequently, I mean ever. And I check through each an every spam mail hoping they might be a fan of my work. I remain hopeful.

1) How come you are so fucking amazing?

Oh I'm not really all that amazing. It's just that most people really are just... crap. I consider myself just slightly above average, it's just that the average is set so painfully low, that in comparison, I guess you could say, I'm amazing.

"If you had the luck of the Irish, you'd wish you was English instead - God damn, god damn." ~ John Lennon

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