If there are "Wages of Sin", how come I can't get paid?

The answer: More blowjobs. If the church would just come out with a "suck and swallow for Jesus" plan, they might get a little more attention.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

If there are "Wages of Sin", how come I can't get paid?

The answer: More blowjobs. If the church would just come out with a "suck and swallow for Jesus" plan, they might get a little more attention.

Sorry Goob, no blowjobs either.  "Many adolescents, and adults too, say they engage in oral sex as a less risky type of sex," said Mark A. Schuster of Rand Corp. and UCLA, noting that herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV and other sexually transmitted infections can spread through oral sex. "What this article and others show is you absolutely can get serious sexually transmitted diseases through oral sex."