Why does it seem like an extended ad for gayporn?

Taint wrote:

But, ultimately, Pale, isn't everything just an extended ad for gay porn?

Glib as a squib. I dare you to explain the relationship between advertising, fudge-packing, and totality.
Go on. You started it. Say something clever.

I'm bored, Taint - tell us some crazy homo stories.

Montecore wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I'm bored, Taint - tell us some crazy homo stories.

When he does, it'll probably help you if you envision everything as giant clits.

I'm envisioning you with a giant clit. It's not really helping.

Montecore wrote:

Wilber:

I'm not envisioning you at all, and it helps more than words can possibly convey.

Here you go:

       Looks just like me.

From www.nifty.org:

Date: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:18:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: Sean Sirhan
Subject: Dad and Son in Public Shower

Hey!

The  following is a true story that I witnessed  early  this
past  spring, involving a father (who happens to be my boss)
and  his  teen  aged  son.  There was no  blatant  sex  that
happened, but to me it was still very erotic to witness  and
I  thought  maybe  there might be a few others  who  may  be
interested in reading about the experience.

A  few  of  the locations have been altered, to make  myself
more anonymous.

I've had a few similar situations happen the next two months
after  this  event occurred, and if anyone is interested  in
reading  about those (again, there was no real sex involved,
but  it was still incredibly erotic and sexual; at least for
me  when  I  witnessed  them), feel  free  to  email  me  at
seansirhan@yahoo.com .

My  name  is  Sean,  I'm almost 22, and I  live  in  Central
Alabama..near  Birmingham.  I haven't been  with  many  guys
sexually yet, but I definitely consider myself bisexual.   I
like  girls,  but  I like guys too (very  people  know  that
though hehehehe.  ;)

The  last  time I was actually *with* someone sexually,  was
with my older brother several years ago.

Also,  I have taken a few naked pics of my best friend Jason
last summer.  He's totally straight (unfortunately), but  we
were in a goofy mood a few months ago and he wanted  me take
a  few  pics  of him naked.  He was super horny  on  top  of
goofy,  and  I'm always horny anyways so I was  game.   :  )
He's  the same age as me, super tall (6'4") with a big cock.
That was the first time I had seen him naked since gym class
and swimming in high school!  After he got completely naked,
my  mouth  about  hit  the floor  LOL.   (He  looked  a  lot
different  naked  when it was just me and him,  and  he  was
horny, than he did in the locker room at school!)

I  spend plenty of time looking at his naked pictures that I
took,  and fantasizing about him, but so far he's  stuck  on
his  girlfriend and we haven't actually messed around  other
than  getting naked together, and showing off our boners  to
each other and stuff.  I think he's really good looking..too
bad  he's  straight and has a serious gf.  I would  LOVE  to
suck his big cock some day, and lick his huge balls.

Anyways, back to my experience, here's what happened  on  my
first  cool experience last spring with my bosses  kid  Ben.
He's  my  youngest brother Ryan's age, 14.  Ryan  works  out
every day and has been since he was like 11, and he is  more
built  than  me..which kind of sucks actually cuz  he  could
probably kick my ass if he had a mind to.  :|

Here is what happened last spring, when I was way up North.

Anyways,  I work for a surveyor near Birmingham Alabama,  we
go    to    sites    in   this   area,   surveying    future
subdivisions...developments...and what-not.

For  three  weeks over the spring, we had a big contract  up
North, in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

My  boss  is a cool guy, his name is Scott. He's on his  4th
wife, and has 3 kids from his first marriage.

His  oldest  kid  and only son, 14 year old  Ben  spent  the
summer  with him, and helping him out at his company.  So  I
saw a lot of Ben from April through August.

Ben  lives in Colorado with his mom and two sisters, so  I'm
sure it was weird for him living out here where the land  is
relatively  flat, and lots of corn and bean fields  sprawled
around all over the place.

One  week we had a big job in Minnesota, and on our way back
home  we  ended up having to spend the night  at  some  God-
forsaken place in the middle of Wisconsin.

There  was  a bunch of bad storms, which knocked  trees  and
power-lines down all over the place, so we figured we'd just
stop  for  the night instead of having to navigate  all  the
destruction in a strange place, and in the dark.

Power  was  out in many places, so Scott decided  we'd  just
stop at a power-supplied campground type place.

Fortunately, they had electricity, and a shower. We were all
pretty  ripe,  so  once we got the 5th wheels  situated  and
hooked up to the power, we headed for the shower house.

Secretly I was excited to see my boss, and his son naked. My
boss is in his 40's, and well built. He's pretty hairy,  and
I love watching him when he takes his shirt off, showing off
his  massive  chest  and bulging arms. His  son  Ben  was  a
mystery  to me, I wasn't even sure if he had started puberty
yet.  He was tall like his dad, around 6'0", and well  built
too.  But  he must have been real modest and never took  his
shirt off, so I couldn't really tell how built he was except
for  his  bulging arms...and his puffy nipples  which  would
sometimes  peak through his cut-off t-shirts he often  wore.
But  from what I could tell, he had an awesome smooth build.
His  legs and arms were still hairless and his voice  wasn't
as  low  as a man's yet, so I was curious if he had  started
"the change" yet.

We  walked  over  to  the  shower house  and  found  it  was
completely empty, and only had two shower nozzles against  a
wall with a concrete floor, and two drains in the floor.  It
was  kind of dim, lit only by two bare light bulbs, and  had
an  ancient  wooden  bench to sit on in the  middle  of  the
humid, damp, echoey room.

There  wasn't even a door, anyone could just walk right  in,
and  I  wondered  if the girls shower room  was  as  equally
sparse.  I  thought to myself thinking how  all  my  friends
would  love such a set-up at our summer camp, so they  could
walk in on the girls' shower!

To  our dismay, there was only one towel, and maybe a sliver
of a bar of soap...and a tiny bit of ancient looking Johnson
&  Johnson "No More Tears" shampoo carelessly left behind by
some previous guest of this
archaic place. I was sure hoping there was hot water!

Scott kind of rummaged around looking for more soap, shampoo
and  towels  --  since we had none of our  own  --  and  not
finding  any  he  announced we would have to  conserve,  and
share.  Unfortunately, there wasn't much else  we  could  do
except make due with what was there.

We stripped down kind of facing the bench so we'd have a dry
place to put our (dirty) clothes. Ben and Scott on one side,
me on the other.

My boss Scott was the first one to the "shower", and advised
that  there was hot water...much to my relief! I was  afraid
there  might not be any. I also noticed that he was just  as
hairy everywhere as he was on his chest, and also noted  his
really hairy balls, and a very hairy, un-cut penis. He  kind
of  luxuriated under the hot water, waiting for us to get in
before using any of the soap so as not to waste any.

Ben, normally so modest and seemingly afraid to show any  of
his  body, actually pulled his shorts and boxers off  before
anything else. I realized right away that he definitely  had
started  puberty, as he had huge low-hanging (but  hairless)
balls, and a big, semi erect, cut cock!

His dick had a tiny little patch of sparse pubes surrounding
it,  and  I figured it wouldn't be long before he  would  be
getting  a full bush (maybe even by the end of summer),  and
wondered if he'll end up as hairy as his dad eventually.

But  what amazed me was that he was half-hard, with his  big
cock   definitely  not  hanging  straight  down,   and   his
circumcision  line stretched at least two inches  down  from
the head.

As  he  pulled  his shoes and socks off, I noted  his  balls
swaying  around,  and  his half hard  cock  heavily  swaying
around along with them, threatening to develop into a  full-
blown boner.

I  realized I'd better get my mind elsewhere, or I'd  be  in
danger  of getting hard too, and tried not to watch  as  Ben
pulled  off  his  shirt, revealing his  huge  puffy  nipples
perched on top of his nicely built smooth pecs.

Daring  not to watch anymore I turned about and walked  over
to  the  only empty shower nozzle, turned on the water,  and
intentionally stood under the ice-cold water, waiting for it
to  warm up. Once it finally warmed up, Scott tossed me  the
sliver  of  soap  and ordered me to use it  very  sparingly,
which I did.

I  basically  ran  it  under my smelly  armpits,  chest  and
stomach, and around my crotch before tossing it back to him.

By  this  time,  his son had joined him under  their  shower
nozzle,  and I noticed that his dad was discreetly  admiring
his  son's  incredible  build, even  though  he  never  said
anything but I knew he hadn't seen him naked before in  many
years, if ever. I was pretty sure Ben had never seen his dad
naked before either...until now.

Ben  was still half hard, and his big cock was in danger  of
bumping his dad if he wasn't careful, as he got himself  wet
under  the water, and it looked to me like he was  around  8
inches,  in his semi erect state and those balls  were  just
huge...unlike  his dad's hairy balls Ben's were   completely
hairless.

We  were talking about what a bull shit place this was,  and
Scott was ranting about how he was going to complain to "the
management"...which appeared to be an old guy sitting  in  a
shack lit by yet another bare  light-bulb, who smelled  real
boozy.  We  weren't really in a position at  the  moment  to
complain to anyone, just needed to get cleaned up and  dried
off,  before trying to get some sleep in our air conditioned
office, which took up _ of our 5th wheel trailer.

I  threw the sliver of soap back to Scott, and then  used  a
tiny  drop  of  the ancient looking shampoo, hoping  it  had
still maintained its cleaning properties.

As  I  rinsed  off,  I noted that Scott had matter-of-factly
started  running the soap over Ben's hairless body, so  that
there  would be enough for both of them. As he washed  Ben's
chest,  I noticed that his puffy nipples became even bigger,
they were huge.

His  dad was so lucky I though, what a great job that  would
be  to  wash that tall muscular boy. Ben lifted up his arms,
so his dad could wash his muscular pits for him, and I about
melted.

With this, I took the only towel, and made a beeline over to
the  bench  so that I could just get dressed before  my  own
cock became rock hard. I didn't get there a moment too soon,
because  as I looked down in horror, I realized I was  fully
hard  and  was  glad I had gotten to the bench  on  time.  I
sparingly used the towel, and left it on the bench for them,
as  I  sat down to put on my shorts (I put on my boxers with
my back to them so they couldn't see my arousal hehehe).

When  I  glanced back over to the shower, Scott was  running
the  soap over his son's back, and told him to turn  around.
He  then ran it briefly over his son's flat stomach, when  I
noticed that Ben had developed a  HUGE boner!!

His  cock had grown enourmous, and was magnificently  curved
right up in the shape of a big upturned banana, with the big
head  pointed right at the sole bare light bulb,  which  was
graciously illuminating this whole erotic scene.

His  dad  seemed  not to notice, but I  don't  know  how  he
couldn't  as his 14 year old son's huge cock was  completely
erect, curving way up as proud as a peacock. If anyone  else
would  have been there, they would have surely seen that  my
eyes  were  as  big  around as soda cans,  and  my  jaw  was
probably wide open!

I  all but stared at this goings on in front of me, while my
boss proceeded to run what was left of the soap all over his
son's  fully erect cock, then down to his Ben's huge swaying
balls. He even worked up a lather over his son's cock,  most
definitely with his cock in his hand...up and down at  least
3  or 4 times so he could get him good and clean down there.
If  he  would have continued for a moment or two, I am  very
sure  that Ben might have just shot a load all over the both
of  them, as I noticed his big hairless balls seemed  to  be
tightening  up  a bit, as his dad's hand had ahold  of  that
huge boner, getting it full of
soap.

I  noticed  that Ben's hairless balls were bigger  than  his
dad's  really  hairy nuts...and wondered if they  would  get
even bigger as he gets older.

But  alas,  Scott  removed his hand  from  his  son's  boner
shortly,  and proceeded to lather up Ben's little  patch  of
pubes,  and  onto  the rest of the boy's hairless,  muscular
body.  He  finished by lathering up one of Ben's long  legs,
but then must have realized he still had to wash himself yet
so  he  told Ben to rinse off, which Ben did. Scott  quickly
used  the remainder of the soap on himself, but didn't  have
the  luxury  of a nice lather or wash job as  his  son  did,
because he was so hairy...and there just wasn't enough soap.
:(

I  watched also in fascination, as Scott washed his own  un-
cut  dick,  and pulled the foreskin away from the  head,  to
wash  good underneath and I wondered to myself why  Ben  was
circumcised, when his dad wasn't.

They  faced each other as they used up the last of the  tiny
drop  of shampoo, and his dad had to add some water  to  the
inside of the bottle, to get the very last of it out.

He told Ben to hold his hand out, which Ben did after taking
a  step towards his dad, so that he could give him a bit  of
soap,  and  Ben's huge boner was bouncing around like  crazy
with each step that he took, and movement that he made.

I  think his dad was going to wash his hair for him, but Ben
is actually an inch or so taller than his 5'11" dad, so that
would  have been somewhat difficult...especially with  Ben's
boner  threatening  to jab into his father  if  he  got  too
close.

Finally  they finished, and I threw the already  damp  towel
over  to  Scott, who proceeded to dry off his wet, but  much
cleaner  son.  Ben's boner swayed heavily and bobbed  around
like crazy, as his dad dried him off briskly.

His dad made sure to dry off Ben's big hairless balls, and I
wondered to myself how Ripe Ben would smell after a full day
of working in the hot sun. Then Scott, for what it was worth
with  the  wet towel, tried  to dry himself off too,  before
they walked over towards me, to start getting dressed.

Scott started getting dressed right away, and I was amazed --
as  well  as  somewhat disappointed -- that he had  somehow,
mysteriously been able to keep his dick completely limp.  It
was  as  if he was oblivious that  his son had all but  come
all  over  him and his hand, as he all but stroked his  son,
while sudsing up his boy's huge boner and balls, and had ran
his hands all over every inch of his muscular son's hairless
body.

But oh well, better him than me...I probably would have shot
a load right then and there, without even touching my dick.

Ben, normally the shy modest kid who wouldn't even take  off
his shirt to show off those pecs, puffy nipples, and bulging
arm  muscles,  just  kind  of stood  there  with  his  boner
throbbing, when his dad said "Come on, get dressed!".

That was the end of it, but I can tell you I had to jack off
later on thinking about the experience!  And I still do.  :)

Sean

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Hmmm...that just wasn't what I was expecting.

Right, whatever became of mommie dress up in clear heels, frilly pink party dress and sissy cumslut cosmetics?

Well imagine that - Taint is a nifty fan - who woulda guessed???