#3 2009-05-23 03:23:53

The conclusion was very Santa Barbara; the children who might have attended the club meeting spaced because they found something more interesting to do, and any potential protesters spaced the picket line because there was a sushi and coke tasting party somewhere in Montecito.

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#4 2009-05-23 13:11:13

Independent wrote:

Emma protested, but Ashley persisted. “If you don’t believe in Jesus, you are going to hell.”

In all fairness, most Jews do - In fact - "believe in Jesus."  They just don't believe that he was a Messiah.  So, you have to give them some credit there*.

* Sorry, Jesus; But, some-body had to say it.

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#5 2009-05-25 16:27:16

Decadence wrote:

Independent wrote:

Emma protested, but Ashley persisted. “If you don’t believe in Jesus, you are going to hell.”

In all fairness, most Jews do - In fact - "believe in Jesus."  They just don't believe that he was a Messiah.  So, you have to give them some credit there*.

* Sorry, Jesus; But, some-body had to say it.

Regardless, good Jews wouldn't go to hell either.  They are God's chosen people and as such will be rewarded with a peaceful kingdom on Earth that will last for eternity.

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#6 2009-05-25 19:17:45

Scotty wrote:

Decadence wrote:

Independent wrote:

Emma protested, but Ashley persisted. “If you don’t believe in Jesus, you are going to hell.”

In all fairness, most Jews do - In fact - "believe in Jesus."  They just don't believe that he was a Messiah.  So, you have to give them some credit there*.

* Sorry, Jesus; But, some-body had to say it.

Regardless, good Jews wouldn't go to hell either.  They are God's chosen people and as such will be rewarded with a peaceful kingdom on Earth that will last for eternity.

You really believe in an amplified human asshole up in the sky who would choose a group as “his people” and give them weird laws about stoning disobedient children, weenie slicing, and not wearing clothes made of mixed fabrics?

Edit:  And you believe this Supreme Asshole has decreed that the descendants of Khazar converts have the right to commit genocide against the inhabitants of some sandy real estate in the Middle East?

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#7 2009-05-25 19:45:50

fnord wrote:

You really believe in an amplified human asshole up in the sky who would choose a group as “his people” and give them weird laws about stoning disobedient children, weenie slicing, and not wearing clothes made of mixed fabrics?

Edit:  And you believe this Supreme Asshole has decreed that the descendants of Khazar converts have the right to commit genocide against the inhabitants of some sandy real estate in the Middle East?


Answer to Question #1:
  My beliefs are complicated and straddle a line between pure belief and Pascal's Wager.

Answer to Question #2:  I shall not partake of your bait, sir.

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#8 2009-05-25 19:57:39

Scotty wrote:

Answer to Question #2:  I shall not partake of your bait, sir.

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