#1 2009-05-31 13:31:59
I think I remember this, but probably not. Damn Funny, just the same.
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#2 2009-05-31 13:50:30
One quick cautionary note before y'all belly up here to tell your own tall tales, a lesson I relearned on Friday. Your ex will see it. Make it good. Yes, I did!
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#3 2009-05-31 13:51:18
Share!
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#4 2009-05-31 14:07:32
Once was more than enough.
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#5 2009-05-31 14:14:02
Men are so clueless. When my ex started dating again I was relieved. It meant that I didn't have to turn my phone off at night any more to avoid the drunk, rambling, crying, pathetic 2:00 a.m. phone calls.
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#6 2009-05-31 14:33:16
headkicker_girl wrote:
Men are so clueless.
Phooey. Women know no restraint. Death by a thousand cuts.
Men know how to hoard for the perfect moment.
For the record, Dusty, that letter dates from cruel days.
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#7 2009-05-31 14:38:20
Men are clueless. Seriously. I adore you, but as a group, man, get a few drinks in you and it's like a knife through butter. Pussy rules the world.
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#8 2009-05-31 14:41:08
Probably the wrong place for this but wtf.
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#9 2009-05-31 14:44:51
Okay, that's fucking funny.
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#10 2009-05-31 14:46:15
An oldie but a goldie....
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#12 2009-05-31 15:30:11
He then delivers a thorough, delightfully brutal takedown of the raw-food movement and its pieties. He cites studies showing that a strict raw-foods diet cannot guarantee an adequate energy supply, and notes that, in one survey, 50 percent of the women on such a diet stopped menstruating. There is no way our human ancestors survived, much less reproduced, on it. He seems pleased to be able to report that raw diets make you urinate too often, and cause back and hip problems.
I have some New Agey relatives who tried the raw food bullshit diet. The raw food meal I had with them was disgusting. Their usually well-behaved sprogs openly expressed contempt for their parent’s diet faddism and made a point of coming to my house to be fed! The father of the family began sneaking forbidden foods both for himself and the children. It finally ended when the mother realized her constant diarrhea wasn’t her body “getting rid of accumulated toxins” but her digestive system trying to get rid of the crap she was eating as fast as possible.
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#13 2009-05-31 15:46:59
fnord wrote:
He then delivers a thorough, delightfully brutal takedown of the raw-food movement and its pieties. He cites studies showing that a strict raw-foods diet cannot guarantee an adequate energy supply, and notes that, in one survey, 50 percent of the women on such a diet stopped menstruating. There is no way our human ancestors survived, much less reproduced, on it. He seems pleased to be able to report that raw diets make you urinate too often, and cause back and hip problems.
I have some New Agey relatives who tried the raw food bullshit diet. The raw food meal I had with them was disgusting. Their usually well-behaved sprogs openly expressed contempt for their parent’s diet faddism and made a point of coming to my house to be fed! The father of the family began sneaking forbidden foods both for himself and the children. It finally ended when the mother realized her constant diarrhea wasn’t her body “getting rid of accumulated toxins” but her digestive system trying to get rid of the crap she was eating as fast as possible.
Every movement tries to recapitulate the myth of Eden it seems. I have some young associates who I love dearly that push this diet on everyone. Having survived the whole macro-biotic & early organic movements, I am now free to eat what I want, when I want. Please ignore those extra 15 pounds, that's the beer.
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#14 2009-05-31 19:49:47
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#15 2009-05-31 20:02:47
If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?
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#16 2009-05-31 22:08:55
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?
It's a common mistake, Jesus. When women go limp like that, it's a sign of unconsciousness, not submission.
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#17 2009-06-01 01:48:26
tojo2000 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?
It's a common mistake, Jesus. When women go limp like that, it's a sign of unconsciousness, not submission.
Damn Tojo, you really are gay aren't you?
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#18 2009-06-01 04:41:53
Emmeran wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?
It's a common mistake, Jesus. When women go limp like that, it's a sign of unconsciousness, not submission.
Damn Tojo, you really are gay aren't you?
Possibly, but I've tried letting people cold cock me, and it never seems to get me laid, so I'm basing my opinions on my personal experience. Then again, it may have something to do with the oozing pustules around my anus...
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#19 2009-06-01 04:45:31
tojo2000 wrote:
Possibly, but I've tried letting people cold cock me,
If the cock is cold, it may be time to go to Home Depot, buy some bolt cutters, and cut the cock ring off. If feeling doesn't return in an hour, go to the hospital!
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#20 2009-06-01 18:29:48
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Men are clueless.
This coming from a member of the gender that mostly consist of people who claim "I just want a nice, intelligent, man" at the same time that they tend to "pair-off" exclusively with abusive ass-holes. < Fluffy > Just sayin'. < /Fluffy >
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#21 2009-06-01 21:40:30
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?
I'm sure I can't imagine why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyqy2SXuAM
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#22 2009-06-01 21:43:56
icangetyouatoe wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?
I'm sure I can't imagine why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyqy2SXuAM
Yep.
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#23 2009-06-01 21:45:34
icangetyouatoe wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?
I'm sure I can't imagine why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyqy2SXuAM
God that show rocks.
I never liked that woman till Weeds and now I can't get enough of her.
You're all in luck, I'm going to rewatch that episode right now (this might have Toe's plan all along).
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#24 2009-06-01 22:04:32
Hi Ptah! The new season starts in-I think- a week.
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#25 2009-06-01 22:43:33
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Hi Ptah! The new season starts in-I think- a week.
Really?!?!
I'm so freakin' excited!
Weeds rocks like no other.
Andy makes that show, though. He's the funniest fucking thing on TV.
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#26 2009-06-02 12:11:42
El Andy and Kevin Nealon-what's his name on the show-in that mexican bar episode may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen ever. I love El Andy. How did Kevin Nealon come alive again, by the way? I loved him being dead and tooling around Agrestic playing the banjo.
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#27 2009-06-02 13:15:47
icangetyouatoe wrote:
El Andy and Kevin Nealon-what's his name on the show-in that mexican bar episode may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen ever. I love El Andy. How did Kevin Nealon come alive again, by the way? I loved him being dead and tooling around Agrestic playing the banjo.
I'm not sure, I missed some episodes.
El Andy rules!
Did you know Kevin improvs many of his lines? That dude is also a comic genius!
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#28 2009-06-02 13:51:19
Kevin Nealon wrote:
And, I am going to help you. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll put an "I Support Our Troops" sticker on my car.
That and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" are all that I really miss about "having television."
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#29 2009-06-03 11:49:08
I didn't know that about KN. I don't miss commercials, especially-we don't have any television reception, and I choose not to get cable, for a variety of reasons. (mostly because I'd probably never leave the house if I had it.) My neighbor Tivoes Weeds and we all would go over there, make dinner and watch. It was great.
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#30 2009-06-03 12:23:03
ptah13 wrote:
I'm not sure, I missed some episodes.
Catch up. The pword is foxyscribe.
http://foxyscribe.wordpress.com/2009/03 … -complete/
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