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Men are so clueless.  When my ex started dating again I was relieved.  It meant that I didn't have to turn my phone off at night any more to avoid the drunk, rambling, crying, pathetic 2:00 a.m. phone calls.

Men are clueless. Seriously. I adore you, but as a group, man, get a few drinks in you and it's like a knife through butter.  Pussy rules the world.

Last edited by icangetyouatoe (2009-05-31 14:39:13)

Okay, that's fucking funny.

From today's NYT's...

“The protection fire provided at night enabled them to sleep on the ground and lose their climbing ability, and females likely began cooking for males, whose time was increasingly free to search for..."

fnord wrote:

choad wrote:

From today's NYT's...

“The protection fire provided at night enabled them to sleep on the ground and lose their climbing ability, and females likely began cooking for males, whose time was increasingly free to search for..."

He then delivers a thorough, delightfully brutal takedown of the raw-food movement and its pieties. He cites studies showing that a strict raw-foods diet cannot guarantee an adequate energy supply, and notes that, in one survey, 50 percent of the women on such a diet stopped menstruating. There is no way our human ancestors survived, much less reproduced, on it. He seems pleased to be able to report that raw diets make you urinate too often, and cause back and hip problems.


I have some New Agey relatives who tried the raw food bullshit diet.  The raw food meal I had with them was disgusting.  Their usually well-behaved sprogs openly expressed contempt for their parent’s diet faddism and made a point of coming to my house to be fed!  The father of the family began sneaking forbidden foods both for himself and the children.  It finally ended when the mother realized her constant diarrhea wasn’t her body “getting rid of accumulated toxins” but her digestive system trying to get rid of the crap she was eating as fast as possible.

Every movement tries to recapitulate the myth of Eden it seems.  I have some young associates who I love dearly that push this diet on everyone.  Having survived the whole macro-biotic & early organic movements, I am now free to eat what I want, when I want.  Please ignore those extra 15 pounds, that's the beer.

If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?

It's a common mistake, Jesus.  When women go limp like that, it's a sign of unconsciousness, not submission.

Damn Tojo, you really are gay aren't you?

tojo2000 wrote:

Possibly, but I've tried letting people cold cock me,

If the cock is cold, it may be time to go to Home Depot, buy some bolt cutters, and cut the cock ring off.  If feeling doesn't return in an hour, go to the hospital!

jesusluvspegging wrote:

If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?

I'm sure I can't imagine why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyqy2SXuAM

Last edited by icangetyouatoe (2009-06-01 21:42:42)

icangetyouatoe wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

If women are so much smarter than men, then why do y'all get turned on when we hit you?

I'm sure I can't imagine why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyqy2SXuAM

God that show rocks.

I never liked that woman till Weeds and now I can't get enough of her.

You're all in luck, I'm going to rewatch that episode right now (this might have Toe's plan all along).

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Hi Ptah! The new season starts in-I think- a week.

Really?!?!

I'm so freakin' excited!

Weeds rocks like no other.

Andy makes that show, though. He's the funniest fucking thing on TV.

icangetyouatoe wrote:

El Andy and Kevin Nealon-what's his name on the show-in that mexican bar episode may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen ever. I love El Andy. How did Kevin Nealon come alive again, by the way? I loved him being dead and tooling around Agrestic playing the banjo.

I'm not sure, I missed some episodes.

El Andy rules!

Did you know Kevin improvs many of his lines? That dude is also a comic genius!

I didn't know that about KN. I don't miss commercials, especially-we don't have any television reception, and I choose not to get cable, for a variety of reasons. (mostly because I'd probably never leave the house if I had it.)  My neighbor Tivoes Weeds and we all would go over there, make dinner and watch. It was great.