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#1 2009-06-01 15:36:49
http://www.terazfilms.co.uk/xploited-ci … r-GIL.html
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#2 2009-06-01 18:00:35
Given a choice betwixt "Girl In The Lift" and the completely un-necessary re-make of "The Taking Of Pelham, One, Two, Three," I'll "go with" the gratuitous Sado-Masochism every-time.
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#3 2009-06-01 18:01:14
They're remaking Pelham?
Ugh.
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#4 2009-06-01 18:18:44
jesusluvspegging wrote:
They're remaking Pelham?
Ugh.
Worse--John Travolta took the Robert Shaw role.
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#5 2009-06-01 19:54:26
Snow-Ball wrote:
Worse--John Travolta took the Robert Shaw role.
That truly is the "insult to injury" on this one.
What pisses me off is the ignorant, fucked-in-the-head (And, not in the "good way"), "studio-heads" who blame the internets and file-sharing for their short-sightedness. Hey, self-righteous Fuck, did you ever consider that most of your movies might be losing money due to the fact that you lame-ass bastards can't seem to present the public with an original concept? And, you're not fooling any-body. We all realize full-well that there is no fucking difference at all betwixt a "re-make" and a "re-boot."
And, boy-cott Sony (The self-important Fucks who felt that it was their right to infect your OS with a root-kit).
Michael Lynton, CEO, Sony Pictures Entertainment wrote:
. . . I was on a panel the other day which opened with a question about the impact of the Internet on the entertainment business, and I responded, "I'm a guy who sees nothing good having come from the Internet. Period."
As a Marxist, I can still appreciate at least one facet of a Capitalist society: My right to not support your fucking products*.
Post-Script: * I be-seech you, Dionysus, please, do not let Sony obtain the rights to the "Arrested Development" script!
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#6 2009-06-01 21:15:34
jesusluvspegging wrote:
They're remaking Pelham?
Ugh.
And Alien.
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#7 2009-06-01 21:20:50
Scotty wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
They're remaking Pelham?
Ugh.And Alien.
A quick Google search shows that the new Alien will be a prequel, not a remake.
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#8 2009-06-01 21:24:14
tojo2000 wrote:
Scotty wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
They're remaking Pelham?
Ugh.And Alien.
A quick Google search shows that the new Alien will be a prequel, not a remake.
Yes, I am aware. But the idea still sucks. And I figured I would help speed along JLP's psychosis.
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#9 2009-06-01 21:24:49
Thank god that Sig-whatever Weaver bitch won't be in it.
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#10 2009-06-01 22:56:13
ptah13 wrote:
Thank god that Sig-whatever Weaver bitch won't be in it.
How much do you want to bet that she doesn't make a "guest appearance" as her own mother, or some such excuse to get her in there? I'm confident about so little of late; But, of this, I am certain.
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#11 2009-06-02 14:43:38
tojo2000 wrote:
Scotty wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
They're remaking Pelham?
Ugh.And Alien.
A quick Google search shows that the new Alien will be a prequel, not a remake.
They already DID a 'prequel.' "Alien vs. Predator." WTF is this?
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#12 2009-06-02 20:03:07
fortinbras wrote:
Very imaginative name for the actress... Hanna Liska, which was undoubtedly supposed to be Hanna Lika, which translates in Czech to... Hanna Fox.
Indeed.
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#13 2009-06-02 22:56:45
Did I mention that Clash of the Titans is being remade as well? Except look for it to be more Gladiator II than Harry Hamlin.
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#14 2009-06-03 00:02:05
Remakes/Sequels/Prequels/"Reboots" Currently In Development That I Have Heard About, And This Is Just Off The Top Of My Head:
Alien
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3
Clash of the Titans
Barbarella
Heathers
The Wolf Man
Frankenstein*
Wall Street
Toy Story
Hamlet
That's not even counting the TV ripoffs, or the movies that are being made from kids' toys, like Stretch Armstrong, Monopoly and Where's Waldo.
*This is actually a Gullermo del Toro production, which means it will be awesome and I will see it.
I swear to God I did not make any of those up.
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#15 2009-06-03 00:12:52
pALEPHx wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Scotty wrote:
And Alien.A quick Google search shows that the new Alien will be a prequel, not a remake.
They already DID a 'prequel.' "Alien vs. Predator." WTF is this?
Alien vs. Predator is actually sort of orthogonal. It was a comic book offshoot that was actually pretty decent. The movies were just so-so, but that part of the franchise is really more suited to comic books and video games. There's no depth to it, really.
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#16 2009-06-03 00:47:21
George Orr wrote:
Remakes/Sequels/Prequels/"Reboots" Currently In Development That I Have Heard About, And This Is Just Off The Top Of My Head:
Alien
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3
Clash of the Titans
Barbarella
Heathers
The Wolf Man
Frankenstein*
Wall Street
Toy Story
Hamlet
That's not even counting the TV ripoffs, or the movies that are being made from kids' toys, like Stretch Armstrong, Monopoly and Where's Waldo.
*This is actually a Gullermo del Toro production, which means it will be awesome and I will see it.
I swear to God I did not make any of those up.
You gotta be kidding me? Wall Street? How can they improve on that?
I mean, come on.
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#17 2009-06-03 02:42:31
Snow-Ball wrote:
Remakes/Sequels/Prequels/"Reboots" Currently In Development That I Have Heard About . . .
Barbarella
Heathers
Every day that I fore-go "slashing my wrists" is a small fucking victory of some sort. < AlPacino > So, say good-night to the bad guy. < /AlPacino >
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#19 2009-06-03 04:15:09
George Orr wrote:
Remakes/Sequels/Prequels/"Reboots" Currently In Development That I Have Heard About, And This Is Just Off The Top Of My Head:
Alien
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3
Clash of the Titans
Barbarella
Heathers
The Wolf Man
Frankenstein*
Wall Street
Toy Story
Hamlet
That's not even counting the TV ripoffs, or the movies that are being made from kids' toys, like Stretch Armstrong, Monopoly and Where's Waldo.
*This is actually a Gullermo del Toro production, which means it will be awesome and I will see it.
I swear to God I did not make any of those up.
Pride and Predator(Pride and Prejudice but with the creature from Predator).
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#20 2009-06-03 09:17:24
George Orr wrote:
Remakes/Sequels/Prequels/"Reboots" Currently In Development That I Have Heard About, And This Is Just Off The Top Of My Head:
Alien
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3
Clash of the Titans
Barbarella
Heathers
The Wolf Man
Frankenstein*
Wall Street
Toy Story
Hamlet
That's not even counting the TV ripoffs, or the movies that are being made from kids' toys, like Stretch Armstrong, Monopoly and Where's Waldo.
*This is actually a Gullermo del Toro production, which means it will be awesome and I will see it.
I swear to God I did not make any of those up.
Wolfman and Frankenstein don't really count as they are classic monster movies that can be done over and over and not so much be remakes. Throw Hamlet in as Shakespeare doesn't count either.
Toy Story isn't a remake, it is Toy Story 3 and I believe it centers around Andy going off to college.
Wall Street isn't a remake either, it is a sequel. It is supposed to begin with Gecko being released from prison.
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#21 2009-06-03 10:53:08
And as of this morning? Total Recall and Valley Girl.
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#22 2009-06-03 11:14:28
Decadence wrote:
. . . and Valley Girl.
Nicolas Cage wrote:
Fuck you - Totally. For sure.
Ah, the "good old days" - When the air was just a bit "fresher" and Nicolas Cage was a bit more discerning about the roles that he agreed to.
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#23 2009-06-03 11:30:09
Decadence wrote:
Ah, the "good old days" - When the air was just a bit "fresher" and Nicolas Cage was a bit more discerning about the roles that he agreed to.
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