#51 2007-11-12 20:51:48
Draz wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Decide what? Does Choad have a secret life as a federal prosecutor?
Are you suggesting now that you are a federal prosecutor?
Either you're retarded, or you're trying to speak in cryptics, neither of which is holding my interest.
Offline
#52 2007-11-12 20:59:35
Draz wrote:
Hi RT!!
How goes it up in the frozen northlands? Not being one to discourage a good battle of the words here, but Sofa really isn't such a bad gal. HK has grown on me like a fast spreading fungus as well.
Call me 'kindler, gentler' if you must... however I promise I won't break up any fights.
When all else fails, my puckerstar still shines bright.
Offline
#53 2007-11-12 21:00:15
headkicker_girl wrote:
Either you're retarded, or you're trying to speak in cryptics, neither of which is holding my interest.
Yet, here you are, doting on my every word.
As far as I'm, concerned, it's the people that listen to your 'legal advice' that are the retards. I can't blame you. You are only exploiting the people you can, in order to gain some self-respect.
Offline
#54 2007-11-12 21:03:57
Roger_That wrote:
Draz wrote:
Hi RT!!
When all else fails, my puckerstar still shines bright.
Like the Fucking Holy Grail of the Internets....
Offline
#55 2007-11-12 21:04:01
*snicker*
Offline
#56 2007-11-12 21:04:14
Roger_That wrote:
Draz wrote:
Hi RT!!
Not being one to discourage a good battle of the words here, but Sofa really isn't such a bad gal. HK has grown on me like a fast spreading fungus as well.
I happen to have a great affection for you, RT, but lies are lies and they are both liars.
Offline
#57 2007-11-12 21:05:06
Dusty, if I had the inclination, there would be a wonderful photoshopped version of that photo with an accompanying chorus of angels singing...
Offline
#58 2007-11-12 21:08:31
We'll have to agree to disagree on the liking of certain peeps which is cool. There are plenty of monkeys in the jungle, so there is a slim chance we'd be grabbing for the same bananas anyhow.
Perhaps I just don't care who lies anymore. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps...
(Cue Cake)
Offline
#59 2007-11-12 21:10:20
Draz wrote:
I happen to have a great affection for you, RT, but lies are lies and they are both liars.
I really would be interested in hearing how you reached this "informed" conclusion.
Dazzle us with your brilliance.
Offline
#60 2007-11-12 18:14:12
I would just like to point out that Little Cuntsey's thread here is one of the most popular ones recently. And to think she's already bailed and given up.
*sigh* trolls these days...they just don't have any staying power.
Offline
#61 2007-11-12 21:14:41
Draz wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Either you're retarded, or you're trying to speak in cryptics, neither of which is holding my interest.
Yet, here you are, doting on my every word.
As far as I'm, concerned, it's the people that listen to your 'legal advice' that are the retards. I can't blame you. You are only exploiting the people you can, in order to gain some self-respect.
Really now. You know, you remind me of Light_Foot, the gal who claimed to be psychologist's assistant...always trying to psychoanalyze everyone. I guess everyone needs a hobby.
Offline
#62 2007-11-12 21:15:09
Roger_That wrote:
Draz wrote:
Hi RT!!
How goes it up in the frozen northlands? Not being one to discourage a good battle of the words here, but Sofa really isn't such a bad gal. HK has grown on me like a fast spreading fungus as well.
Call me 'kindler, gentler' if you must... however I promise I won't break up any fights.
When all else fails, my puckerstar still shines bright.
I already flipped the bitch switch. She ain't gonna believe you. She thinks HKG and I aren't truthful about who we are, not realizing we have already substantiated ourselves sufficiently to be ourselves here. Fuck, people have even seen my fucking resume, and the rest of my life (such as it is).
Anyone care to vouch for it? Am I a welfare recipient living in the wastelands of Canada? Is HKG a Haagen Dazs addicted woman who gets her legal expertise from Court TV? No.
Whothefuck is she? and what's more, can she PROVE it?
I am who I am, and people have verified it.
I forgot about this delightful pic I saved for you, Rog. Thanks for going to bat for me.
Offline
#63 2007-11-12 21:15:41
Roger_That wrote:
plenty of monkeys in the jungle, so there is a slim chance we'd be grabbing for the same bananas anyhow.
Perhaps I just don't care who lies anymore.
That's cool, but I *do* have a heartfelt, honest feeling for you, specifically. So, bah, you like Sofie or HKG more than me, that's ok. I wish you all the best.
What's important to me is how you feel about me being here and I think you've been honest about that. Good luck with everything.
Offline
#64 2007-11-12 21:17:31
Draz wrote:
What's important to me is how you feel about me being here and I think you've been honest about that. Good luck with everything.
I welcome all the unpleasant bitches, and you've proven you have unpleasantness in abundance.
Offline
#65 2007-11-12 21:17:42
HAHAHA nice pic, Sofie.
Sofie is who she says she is. I don't know HK offline, but so far she seems pretty much an attorney at LoL.
Continue on ladies. I'm enjoying...
Offline
#66 2007-11-12 21:18:57
Draz wrote:
What's important to me is how you feel about me being here and I think you've been honest about that. Good luck with everything.
Draz, you know I've got nothing but loves for ya honey.
Offline
#67 2007-11-12 21:19:30
sofaking wrote:
I am who I am, and people have verified it.
Well, I think you can lie about anything just fine. I have only your last name to go by. Keep crapping in your crapyard, Sofie. You win.
Offline
#68 2007-11-12 21:24:26
Roger_That wrote:
I don't know HK offline, but so far she seems pretty much an attorney at LoL.
Who'd pretend to be an attorney? If I were gonna lie and create an alternate identity, I'd claim to do something interesting!
Offline
#69 2007-11-12 21:24:59
Draz wrote:
sofaking wrote:
I am who I am, and people have verified it.
Well, I think you can lie about anything just fine. I have only your last name to go by. Keep crapping in your crapyard, Sofie. You win.
That's not my last name. I'm not married to Mr. Sofie.
Many, many other people know every last thing about me.
But not yooooou.
Just fucking kills ya, don't it?
Horse even stalker-style tracked me down, and was impressed.
*rips out Draz' eye and skullfucks the socket*
Offline
#70 2007-11-12 21:26:12
Oh and it's not a matter of whom I like better. That isn't an issue on my end. I like and hate everyone equally unless your name is Sheila Austin.
Me love you long time ladies. How do you all feel about jello?
Offline
#71 2007-11-12 21:28:23
Roger_That wrote:
Oh and it's not a matter of whom I like better. That isn't an issue on my end. I like and hate everyone equally unless your name is Sheila Austin.
Me love you long time ladies. How do you all feel about jello?
Remember, it has to be green. Red's not my color. I guess we can let Draz into the jello pit, but she'll have to post a picture of her tits first, you know...for research purposes.
Offline
#72 2007-11-12 21:29:12
sofaking wrote:
*rips out Draz' eye and skullfucks the socket*
Well, N, and JF might think that's weird, but OK.
RT, I will love you always and forever.
Offline
#73 2007-11-12 21:31:04
Roger_That wrote:
Oh and it's not a matter of whom I like better. That isn't an issue on my end. I like and hate everyone equally unless your name is Sheila Austin.
Me love you long time ladies. How do you all feel about jello?
Vegan Jell-O is good. Products made of horse hooves creep me out, and I can't eat carbs.
It doesn't jell quite as well, but that's okay. I'll drown Draz in it.
Offline
#74 2007-11-12 21:33:52
Draz wrote:
sofaking wrote:
*rips out Draz' eye and skullfucks the socket*
Well, N, and JF might think that's weird, but OK.
RT, I will love you always and forever.
Is that the problem? That I have people who love me?
Bitch, call a helpline. They specialize in cases like you.
Stop lezzing out on Rog, K.D. Lang.
Offline
#75 2007-11-12 21:38:26
sofaking wrote:
Draz wrote:
sofaking wrote:
*rips out Draz' eye and skullfucks the socket*
Well, N, and JF might think that's weird, but OK.
RT, I will love you always and forever.Is that the problem? That I have people who love me?
Bitch, call a helpline. They specialize in cases like you.
Stop lezzing out on Rog, K.D. Lang.
No. G.E. that's not the issue at all.
Offline
#76 2007-11-12 21:38:28
BWAHAHAH. This is so fucking entertaining.
I feel like I"m in the middle of some lesbian love quadrant.
Offline
#77 2007-11-12 21:40:46
Roger_That wrote:
I feel like I"m in the middle of some lesbian love quadrant.
What do I have to do to let you understand that I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Offline
#78 2007-11-12 21:43:02
Draz wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Draz wrote:
Well, N, and JF might think that's weird, but OK.
RT, I will love you always and forever.Is that the problem? That I have people who love me?
Bitch, call a helpline. They specialize in cases like you.
Stop lezzing out on Rog, K.D. Lang.No. G.E. that's not the issue at all.
Then what is?
Whoopie. You know my name. Many do. You know what's awesome? Knowing you can't do dick shit with it but substantiate what I say is true.
Got a pic of you.
Offline
#79 2007-11-12 18:44:37
whenever i'm alone with you
you make me feel like i am home again
whenever i'm alone with you
you make me feel like i am whole again
whenever i'm alone with you
you make me feel like i am young again
whenever i'm alone with you
you make me feel like i am fun again
how ever far away i will always love you
however long i stay i will always love you
whatever words i say
i will always love you
i will always love you
Offline
#80 2007-11-12 19:44:37
Roger_That wrote:
BWAHAHAH. This is so fucking entertaining.
I feel like I"m in the middle of some lesbian love quadrant.
RT, I love you too, but in a totally heterosexual way. Can we invite Wilbur over to service us?
Offline
#81 2007-11-12 21:45:29
sofaking wrote:
Horse even stalker-style tracked me down, and was impressed.
What?
What?!
When did this happen? Was I on a bender or something? Fill me in, please.
Offline
#82 2007-11-12 21:46:37
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
Offline
#83 2007-11-12 21:46:39
sofaking wrote:
Got a pic of you.
I guess you have to post it, then. OMG. *Terror* etc, etc.
XXOO
Offline
#84 2007-11-12 21:48:43
George Orr wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Horse even stalker-style tracked me down, and was impressed.
What?
What?!
Sofa, don't tell me you trusted the equine. Or do, either way I'm fascinated... this adds a completely new dimension to things.
Offline
#85 2007-11-12 21:49:46
George Orr wrote:
What?
What?!
When did this happen? Was I on a bender or something? Fill me in, please.
Hi George! Come to join the party? I think we have room here in the Pussy Pentagon.
Offline
#86 2007-11-12 21:51:12
opsec wrote:
Sofa, don't tell me you trusted the equine. Or do, either way I'm fascinated... this adds a completely new dimension to things.
GET OUT OF OUR THREAD, YOU MAN! You're ruining it!
(psst...I unfortunately had to trust Horse with my personal info - not by my own choosing. So far, he has not done anything harmful with it to the best of my knowledge).
Offline
#87 2007-11-12 21:52:51
Sorry RT. I knew it was an estrogen-fest, but I caught a whiff of horseshit.
Offline
#88 2007-11-12 21:52:53
George Orr wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Horse even stalker-style tracked me down, and was impressed.
What?
What?!
When did this happen? Was I on a bender or something? Fill me in, please.
He suckered me into emailing him, then used my name to track down me and JF (and even his dad's) info. I was never scared he'd send a pizza to William Morris of Beverly Hills or anything. Most people here are decent folk(Horse included).
He is a wily bastard, but I like that in a man.
And the fact that Draz has tried so hard to freak me out flatters me, but as we all know, I'm hard to freak out.
She needs to know how exceptionally uncool it is to kick a nigga when she's down. I can understand Dhal wanting me dead, but she can't go there.
Offline
#89 2007-11-12 21:55:21
opsec wrote:
Sorry RT. I knew it was an estrogen-fest, but I caught a whiff of horseshit.
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Offline
#90 2007-11-12 21:56:52
Roger_That wrote:
opsec wrote:
Sorry RT. I knew it was an estrogen-fest, but I caught a whiff of horseshit.
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
You rule.
But I'm strickly dickly, even though you're hawt.
Offline
#91 2007-11-12 22:09:43
Draz wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Got a pic of you.
I guess you have to post it, then. OMG. *Terror* etc, etc.
XXOO
That was the pic. Of the dude on the keyboard.
Bitch, I'm too sick to fight like a child.
Lez be friends.
*chuckles*
Seriously, I gotta go find content. It's what I do.
That or pass out. Something other than this shit.
Offline
#92 2007-11-12 22:14:08
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's bedtime.
Smooches all you filthy whores.
Offline
#93 2007-11-12 22:22:40
sofaking wrote:
She {Draz} needs to know how exceptionally uncool it is to kick a nigga when she's down. I can understand Dhal wanting me dead, but *she* can't go there.
Horse and I are cool. YOU want bigger than this? Just ask someone. I got plenty and can each far into meatspace for you.
Last edited by Draz (2007-11-12 22:23:17)
Offline
#94 2007-11-12 22:26:14
Draz wrote:
Horse and I are cool. YOU want bigger than this? Just ask someone. I got plenty and can each far into meatspace for you.
Gee, maybe she should get an attorney, because that sounds like a threat.
I know, we'll let special secret double agent Choad decide.
Offline
#95 2007-11-12 20:38:58
sofaking wrote:
If you wanna be friends in real life, and see my frightening online resume with all my info and pics, and my MySpace full of stupid shit (and family members and friends you can quiz about the veracity of my persona), hit me up in a message here on the High Street. I'm an open book.
See, Draz, Sofie is a very nice AND trusting person. As for me, I don't need to prove that I'm a lawyer. You prove that I'm not. Opinion doesn't count in a court law and it surely shouldn't here. If you've got some evidence, put it up so I can laugh at your stupid ass...otherwise, shut the fuck up.
Offline
#96 2007-11-12 23:47:32
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
Its no problem of mine
But its a problem I find
Living a life that I cant leave behind
But theres no sense in telling me
The wisdom of the fool wont set you free
But thats the way that it goes
And its what nobody knows
Well every day my confusion grows
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
Im waiting for that final moment
You say the words that I cant say
I feel fine and I feel good
Im feeling like I never should
Whenever I get this way
I just dont know what to say
Why cant we be ourselves like we were yesterday
Im not sure what this could mean
I dont think youre what you seem
I do admit to myself
That if I hurt someone else
Then Ill never see just what were meant to be
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
Im waiting for that final moment
You say the words that I cant say
Offline
#97 2007-11-13 00:02:48
We’re as different as night and day,
But we’re the same in different ways.
And it’s true just look at me and you.
We can change the way we are,
The power lives inside our hearts.
We can be anything we wanna be.
Chorus: If coal can turn to diamonds
And sand can turn to pearls,
If a worm can turn into a butterfly,
Then love can turn the world,
Who, love can turn the world.
The God who made you made us all,
Big and little, short and tall
And that’s fine, cause it takes all kinds
If He had made us all alike
It sure would be a boring life
But He knew what a little time could do.
Offline
#98 2007-11-13 04:39:04
Come on is such a joy.
Come on is such a joy.
Come on, and take it easy.
Come on, and take it easy.
Take it easy . . . Take it easy.
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
(Sorry, Roger; But, my knowledge of show tunes is rather limited {Full disclosure: I almost went with "I Don't Know How To Love Him" from "Jesus Christ Superstar" - Fortunately, I immediately realized that the title of the song was the extent of my knowledge in regards to the lyrics})
Sofie wrote:
He suckered me into emailing him, then used my name to track down me and JF (and even his dad's) info.
He used to pull that that little scam on everybody. I didn't bite.
Sofie wrote:
I was never scared he'd send a pizza to William Morris of Beverly Hills or anything.
No, that was hardly my concern. I simply didn't want him tracking down my phone number, and constantly calling to try to convince me to meet for a light beer. Now, I've never spoken to Pony-Boy; However, if his conversational "5K1LL5" are even one/sixteenth of the fecal-obsessed prattling for which is he has become so infamous . . . Oh, and, light beer? Who in the fuck drinks light beer?
Offline
#99 2007-11-13 08:10:08
Some enchanted evening
You may see a stranger,
you may see a stranger
Across a crowded room
And somehow you know,
You know even then
That somewhere you'll see her
Again and again.
Some enchanted evening
Someone may be laughin',
You may hear her laughin'
Across a crowded room
And night after night,
As strange as it seems
The sound of her laughter
Will sing in your dreams.
Who can explain it?
Who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons,
Wise men never try.
Offline
#100 2007-11-13 09:53:12
OOOOOOOO Wha
OOOOOOOO Wha
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop(ahh)
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop(ahh)
Sittin' in a native hut
All alone and blue
Sittin' in a native hut
Wonderin' what to do
Along came a native girl
Did a native dance
It was like a Paradise
Put me in a trance
Goin' Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Joined her in her dancin spree
Felt my spine a tingle
Held her tight and close to me
MAN I'm glad I'm single
Then she showed me what to do
First I was amazed
Soon I learned a step or two
Put me in a daze
Goin' Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
You can do the Coco Bop
Now's no time to stop
Left her for a night came back
Bring em side by side
A single pitch
Last two steps
Now you're gunna glide
Keep along the rythm track
Girls be showin' how
Now you start to arch your back
Man you got em now
Goin' Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy bop
Shimmy shimmy coco bop shimmy shimmy AHHHHHH!
Offline
