#1 2007-11-17 19:26:10
Yes, it's that magic time of year again. My favorite? No. 9: My Little Baby Born, Entertainment, Inc.; Zapf Creations AG. Baby doll comes attached to tiny pacifier that could be swallowed.
What's the problem? Baby's been pacified - permanently.
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#2 2007-11-17 19:52:55
Rubber Band Shooter, Simple Toys LLC. Shoots rubber bands and presents eye hazard.
Isn't that the fucking point??
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#3 2007-11-17 22:52:16
8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.
Am I the only one who played with this as a kid? That stuff smelled great.
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#4 2007-11-17 23:08:03
asdf1971 wrote:
8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.
Am I the only one who played with this as a kid? That stuff smelled great.
I agree 100%, & buy it for myself when I see it. Every kid I've known loves this stuff and will cut open the tubes to scrape the last bits out.
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#5 2007-11-17 23:53:23
asdf1971 wrote:
8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.
Am I the only one who played with this as a kid? That stuff smelled great.
No, you are not the only one. I haven't thought about that stuff in years. It smelled of...Actually, it smelled like nothing else on earth that I have ever encountered. And "potential for chemical ingestion" is a major understatement.
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#6 2007-11-18 00:20:55
George Orr wrote:
asdf1971 wrote:
8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.
Am I the only one who played with this as a kid? That stuff smelled great.
No, you are not the only one. I haven't thought about that stuff in years. It smelled of...Actually, it smelled like nothing else on earth that I have ever encountered. And "potential for chemical ingestion" is a major understatement.
I played with this as a child and thought it had been banned in the US. The only time I have seen it as an adult was on a train in Italy; two little girls traveling with their parents were getting high playing with this stuff.
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#7 2007-11-18 16:20:04
Wired.com has their own list of gadgets. My personal fave is the Fake Videogame Console, but the "Humping Dog," which doesn't appear to function as a USB drive, is a close runner-up.
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#9 2007-11-18 18:15:01
Cripes.... MORE furry pron?
Actually, come to think of it, I have a few mates who are like that.
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