#1 2007-11-17 19:26:10

Yes, it's that magic time of year again. My favorite? No. 9: My Little Baby Born, Entertainment, Inc.; Zapf Creations AG. Baby doll comes attached to tiny pacifier that could be swallowed.

What's the problem? Baby's been pacified - permanently.

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#2 2007-11-17 19:52:55

Rubber Band Shooter, Simple Toys LLC. Shoots rubber bands and presents eye hazard.

Isn't that the fucking point??

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#3 2007-11-17 22:52:16

8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.

Am I the only one who played with this as a kid?  That stuff smelled great.

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#4 2007-11-17 23:08:03

asdf1971 wrote:

8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.

Am I the only one who played with this as a kid?  That stuff smelled great.

I agree 100%, & buy it for myself when I see it.  Every kid I've known loves this stuff and will cut open the tubes to scrape the last bits out.

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#5 2007-11-17 23:53:23

asdf1971 wrote:

8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.

Am I the only one who played with this as a kid?  That stuff smelled great.

No, you are not the only one.  I haven't thought about that stuff in years.  It smelled of...Actually, it smelled like nothing else on earth that I have ever encountered.  And "potential for chemical ingestion" is a major understatement.

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#6 2007-11-18 00:20:55

George Orr wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

8. B'Loonies Party Park, Ja-Ru, Inc. Children blow balloon-like toy out of substance squeezed from tube. Has potential for chemical ingestion.

Am I the only one who played with this as a kid?  That stuff smelled great.

No, you are not the only one.  I haven't thought about that stuff in years.  It smelled of...Actually, it smelled like nothing else on earth that I have ever encountered.  And "potential for chemical ingestion" is a major understatement.

I played with this as a child and thought it had been banned in the US.  The only time I have seen it as an adult was on a train in Italy; two little girls traveling with their parents were getting high playing with this stuff.

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#7 2007-11-18 16:20:04

Wired.com has their own list of gadgets. My personal fave is the Fake Videogame Console, but the "Humping Dog," which doesn't appear to function as a USB drive, is a close runner-up.

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#8 2007-11-18 17:05:13

This was in the "Related Videos" section for the humping dog clip.


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#9 2007-11-18 18:15:01

Cripes.... MORE furry pron?

Actually, come to think of it, I have a few mates who are like that.

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