#1 2010-09-01 21:35:10
Too hilarious to turn away. Hop into the Wayback Machine™ with me for four minutes and twenty-three seconds...
...and then probably go have a really hot shower.
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#2 2010-09-01 21:53:55
George, are you The Goddess? Or just a big overgrown monster who always thinks about food?
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#3 2010-09-01 22:14:52
I must be The Goddess, since I don't always think about food...Sometimes I think about sex instead. Or cats, sometimes. Or whether I need to buy more Q-Tips. Yup, pretty well-rounded. So, Goddess.
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#4 2010-09-01 22:37:00
Brilliant.
Only way you could top that is with an especially nasty Facebroke flameout. There's not a better resource, as I understand it, for love gone horribly wrong.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#5 2010-09-01 22:57:50
Yikes! Many of these men were of course just garden variety dorks, but a large percentage of them were not attractive to women because they gave off strong gay or pedophile vibes!
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#6 2010-09-01 23:32:47
I can't count how many times I've used that "interested in most phases of data processing" line. They had to put a stop at my apartment for the pussy train local.
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#7 2010-09-02 02:55:03
George Orr wrote:
I must be The Goddess, since I don't always think about food...Sometimes I think about sex instead. Or cats, sometimes. Or whether I need to buy more Q-Tips. Yup, pretty well-rounded. So, Goddess.
I'd scrape the cheese off the end of my dick for a woman like you.....
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