#1 2010-09-01 21:35:10

Too hilarious to turn away.  Hop into the Wayback Machine™ with me for four minutes and twenty-three seconds...



...and then probably go have a really hot shower.

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#2 2010-09-01 21:53:55

George, are you The Goddess? Or just a big overgrown monster who always thinks about food?

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#3 2010-09-01 22:14:52

I must be The Goddess, since I don't always think about food...Sometimes I think about sex instead.  Or cats, sometimes.  Or whether I need to buy more Q-Tips.  Yup, pretty well-rounded.  So, Goddess.

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#4 2010-09-01 22:37:00

Brilliant.

Only way you could top that is with an especially nasty Facebroke flameout. There's not a better resource, as I understand it, for love gone horribly wrong.

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#5 2010-09-01 22:57:50

Yikes!  Many of these men were of course just garden variety dorks, but a large percentage of them were not attractive to women because they gave off strong gay or pedophile vibes!

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#6 2010-09-01 23:32:47

I can't count how many times I've used that "interested in most phases of data processing" line. They had to put a stop at my apartment for the pussy train local.

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#7 2010-09-02 02:55:03

George Orr wrote:

I must be The Goddess, since I don't always think about food...Sometimes I think about sex instead.  Or cats, sometimes.  Or whether I need to buy more Q-Tips.  Yup, pretty well-rounded.  So, Goddess.

I'd scrape the cheese off the end of my dick for a woman like you.....

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