#12751 2009-03-30 01:48:40
#12752 2009-03-30 06:05:33
Offline
#12753 2009-03-30 08:30:12
fortinbras wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
As we all know, dildos need the proper amount of sunlight to grow.
They are bending toward the light...
Offline
#12754 2009-03-30 11:08:04
Dmtdust wrote:
Evident on the first glance. To girlie to be a girl.
What about these? (har har)
Offline
#12755 2009-03-30 11:25:21
Damn!
Last edited by scarydog (2009-03-30 11:37:26)
Offline
#12756 2009-03-30 11:44:05
Offline
#12757 2009-03-30 15:27:12
Offline
#12758 2009-03-30 18:33:41
Not even Dirck would have pulled it to that, Pale.
Offline
#12759 2009-03-30 18:40:38
Who is the guy in the red shirt?
And I love how the cell phone is down away from his ear. Cuz you jus' know dat nigga got a Blutoof in hiz ear.
Offline
#12760 2009-03-30 18:46:56
Scotty wrote:
Not even Dirck would have pulled it to that, Pale.
How can you be so sure. It's real lonely up by him. Lepore has been fully sex-reassigned. Having seen her plastic pussy in person, it's really no different than many of the girls posted in the NSFW thread. Discreet, almost.
Offline
#12761 2009-03-30 20:59:07
You know what they say about the water in Stuttgart...
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
Offline
#12762 2009-03-30 21:10:14
FACT: julia roberts is not attractive
edit: quote != img
Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-03-30 21:10:47)
Offline
#12763 2009-03-30 23:05:05
Offline
#12764 2009-03-31 01:52:36
Offline
#12765 2009-03-31 05:03:13
"This 32-year old male fell from a tree on[to] a vertical metal rod in his garden. The rod entered his scrotum making an exit above the left clavicle.
He underwent an emergent surgical intervention by a team of cardiothoracic, vascular and abdominal surgeons. Longitudinal sternotomy and laparotomy allowed surgeons to remove the metal rod carefully with no severe signs of injuries of abdominal and thoracic organs. There were no surgical postoperative complications."
I used to see death certificates in the course of my job. One guy died when he fell off his porch onto a garden stake and was impaled. Another poor soul took the permanent dirt nap after falling from an elevated hunter's blind onto a tree stump below, striking his head. Another fell 100 feet off an oil rig onto a concrete slab, landing on his head. (Ouch.) Yet another fellow committed suicide by first building and lighting a funeral pyre, then shooting himself in the head in such a way that he fell onto the pyre. He was "immolated," in the words of the document. Awesome. Nice of him to spare everyone a bloody clean-up.
One interesting death certificate detailed the horrible demise of a senile old-timer who wandered into traffic and was run over multiple times, including by a tractor trailer. A police report was attached with a diagram showing the bounce pattern of the body as it was hurled this way and that by impacts. The corpse was decapitated---no surprise---in the process.
Last edited by scarydog (2009-03-31 07:03:06)
Offline
#12766 2009-03-31 05:24:33
Offline
#12767 2009-03-31 05:28:02
"An excavator [machine] fell in a river in the Amazon while carrying out work on a gas-line for Petrobras. The operator broke the glass to free himself but wounded his hand trying to escape. The blood attracted Piranhas..."
Offline
#12768 2009-03-31 06:43:52
The text is almost as creepy as the picture. 
Offline
#12769 2009-03-31 18:14:46
Offline
#12770 2009-03-31 20:58:05
Offline
#12771 2009-03-31 20:59:50
You do post the finest softcore porn, Dusty.
Offline
#12772 2009-03-31 22:15:37
jesusluvspegging wrote:
You do post the finest softcore porn, Dusty.
How about it? There is really something to be said of leaving a little to the imagination. I understand that on the NSFW picture thread is not the most popular place to post this opinion, but I find the striptease videos circa mid 60's from the On Demand feature on kable is actually quite titillating in comparison to the cervix-fingering videos floating on the net. Granted, there is a time and a place for the odd of the strange,...
That said:
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
Last edited by sic (2009-03-31 22:18:47)
Offline
#12773 2009-04-01 00:16:51
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
Offline
#12774 2009-04-01 00:23:56
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
Offline
#12775 2009-04-01 00:37:42
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
Last edited by sigmoid freud (2009-04-01 01:09:24)
Offline
#12776 2009-04-01 00:45:01
Offline
#12777 2009-04-01 00:51:13
Offline
#12778 2009-04-01 01:28:30
jesusluvspegging wrote:
You do post the finest softcore porn, Dusty.
I prefer the imagination. Full on pron is okay, but I enjoy the realms that one constructs.
I am glad you enjoy the pics!
Offline
#12779 2009-04-01 01:39:00
Happy Birthday Scotty - I got you this, you can take it on (play) dates!
Offline
#12780 2009-04-01 01:40:44
bunch of retards
Offline
#12781 2009-04-01 01:48:40
Offline
#12782 2009-04-01 01:48:55
Offline
#12783 2009-04-01 01:50:54
Offline
#12784 2009-04-01 02:06:50
Offline
#12785 2009-04-01 02:11:06
Offline
#12786 2009-04-01 02:20:51
More...
Last edited by scarydog (2009-04-01 02:23:16)
Offline
#12787 2009-04-01 02:21:50
Offline
#12788 2009-04-01 02:24:50
Offline
#12789 2009-04-01 02:30:26
Offline
#12790 2009-04-01 09:28:15
Offline
#12791 2009-04-01 14:07:40
Offline
#12792 2009-04-01 15:05:51
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Apparently a shot of an 'older woman' judging from the skin tone. As I have found, their tits may sag as well as their skin and buttocks, but many want to to be sucked, licked and fucked till they drop. Unfortunately the men drop first in most cases. Many are patient as well...
Offline
#12793 2009-04-01 18:22:51
Offline
#12794 2009-04-01 21:15:25
WOW!!!
Offline
#12795 2009-04-02 00:08:08
Offline
#12796 2009-04-02 01:06:11
Offline
#12797 2009-04-02 01:08:26
just another day in the seminary
Offline
#12798 2009-04-02 01:31:31
Last edited by Zombie Elvis (2009-04-02 01:32:08)
Offline
#12799 2009-04-02 01:43:40
Offline
#12800 2009-04-02 01:48:21
Offline
